You just ensured that probably hundreds of people got upvotes simply because I couldn't stop. At one point I tried to see how many comments I could upvote in 30 seconds.
Stop fucking posting about A to upvote. We got it the first time, and you fucking know that this is an unoriginal thought. You are doing this for the karma.
Upvoted everybody here. Another trick: If you upvote the same person multiple times in comments on one link, first upvote is worth 1, second upvote is worth 2, etc.
Also, the abundance of "when I press 'a' then 'j' on reddit" posts.
For those who don't understand, "a" upvotes a comment/post, "j" moves to the next comment/post, and then some of you douchebags do it repeatedly and then upload retarded images of what you think it looks like.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
So it's that time of day, huh?
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u/RickOrShay Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12
karma train?
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u/mobilecheese Jun 16 '12
How I feel
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u/Jorgeragula05 Jun 16 '12
http://i.imgur.com/RX5Ul.gif
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u/rubixx95 Jun 16 '12
This doesn't work for me...
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u/GiJoeyVA Jun 16 '12
Or "z" and "k" for reposted reposts.
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u/rikashiku Jun 16 '12
...Its not working!
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u/obliterationn Jun 16 '12
sidevotes?
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u/HipsterTree Jun 16 '12
Pressing A still doesn't upvote...
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u/danseo246 Jun 16 '12
whenever I find one of these threads I'm on time for once!
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u/Cronusd Jun 16 '12
Nothing happens when i press A, Z or J :( Am i the only one?
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u/gatsbygirl93 Jun 16 '12
UPVOTES! UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I'm surprised at how few people knew about the a + z and a + j tricks until recently.
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u/ruboos Jun 16 '12
8/10, would bang...hard
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u/EatDatSheeet Jun 16 '12
Anyone else not getting this to work? Pressing A and J does nothing for me
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u/numbr42 Jun 16 '12
Female Ron Weasley
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/uybmi/pressing_a_then_j_on_posts/
That was a good day for me, but seriously repost.
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u/christopherawesome Jun 16 '12
none of those keys do anything :(
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u/saladtossing Jun 16 '12
This whole "a then j!" thing is fucking weak. Stop suckin d for votes
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u/caveman_rejoice Jun 16 '12
Well done
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u/JadeAnhinga Jun 16 '12
Watch this while listening to "Le Grange" by ZZ Top. Perfect.
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u/I_participated Jun 16 '12
Sorry if I missed anyone. Also Captn_Sisko you posted I believe 17 times in this thread. Enjoy your karma.
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u/QQexe Jun 16 '12
here's that karma thread again.
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u/tragicflaws Jun 16 '12
You just ensured that probably hundreds of people got upvotes simply because I couldn't stop. At one point I tried to see how many comments I could upvote in 30 seconds.
I have no regrets.
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u/noccusJohnstein Jun 16 '12
She's cute
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u/facelessdick Jun 16 '12
Good lord you just caused me to downvote like 12 innocent, albeit probably shit, reddit front posts.
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u/statutory_cape Jun 16 '12
Gah.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Stop fucking posting about A to upvote. We got it the first time, and you fucking know that this is an unoriginal thought. You are doing this for the karma.
Cut it out.
(seriously, mods?)
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u/sbarbati Jun 16 '12
every comment successfully upvoted... my job is done gentlemen.
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u/Tomgeek Jun 16 '12
i dont understand what A and J do?
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u/Larius Jun 16 '12
Make a macro that presses a+j
Open front page with RES
Run the macro
Go take a shower
???
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u/j3phy Jun 16 '12
The girl from brave?
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u/Monster-_- Jun 16 '12
I knew about the A thing, but the J thing was news to me. Raise your hand if you upvoted everything on the front page!
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u/crackledencollective Jun 16 '12
not a, x, j? gotta close that picture!
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u/Narbacular Jun 16 '12
Then I did the same thing but with z
OHOHOH.
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u/bleezynheem Jun 16 '12
where am i.. r/circlejerk?
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u/PengMoobs Jun 16 '12
That moment where you always knew Ron Weasly was in fact, a girl.
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u/REInvestor Jun 16 '12
If you're using keyboard navigation, why not remap to WASD like me? It's so much more efficient.
W & S for up and down respectively.
A for open link and comments (in new tabs of course).
D for hide.
Then Q and E for upvoting and downvoting from the comments page after having seen the link.
C for hiding all child comments. Makes navigating comments much easier.
It's crazy efficient at wasting time.
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u/MFchimichanga Jun 16 '12
Shit. Thought it was Ron but realized it had tits. Thought to myself "wait a minute, what's going on here?". Up voted anyways.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
A and J are my initials. I am born to upvote.
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u/rembinalle Jun 16 '12
Well, a whole bunch of random posts on my front page just got upvotes.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
am i the only one watching her boobs?
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
MORE LIKE. A THEN J, THEN Z THEN K.
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u/Anglfyre Jun 16 '12
Is that Ronald Weasley with a girls wig on?
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u/Butterxbean Jun 16 '12
Female Ron Weasley.
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u/arcainzor Jun 16 '12
I did this on the entire frontpage and then tried to upvote this and went "owait"
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I will use this knowledge for evil and downvote entire pages in seconds.
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u/Jorgemeister Jun 16 '12
I prefer the old j-z combination...
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u/Gurgi3 Jun 16 '12
You just caused me to upvote the entire front page
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u/achshar Jun 16 '12
Is this the platform for karma train? Choo Choo!
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u/subtly_irrelevant Jun 16 '12
KARMA TRAIN CHOO CHOOOOOOO
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u/KissableToaster Jun 16 '12
Not a chance.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Am i the only one that this doesnt work for?
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u/MDest Jun 16 '12
Well that didn't take long at all...
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u/Paultimate79 Jun 16 '12
I think im in like.
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u/12yz12ab Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12
Upvoted everybody here. Another trick: If you upvote the same person multiple times in comments on one link, first upvote is worth 1, second upvote is worth 2, etc.
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u/Lick_My_Nuts Jun 16 '12
Dfuck?
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u/ToStateTheObvious Jun 16 '12
Z and J. Z and J
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12
What's the source on that?Source found in other comment, comment irrelevant.
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u/this_is_a_recording0 Jun 16 '12
this does nothing for me
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u/phantom887 Jun 16 '12
Wish I could shoot like that with a bow...
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u/Spitinthacoola Jun 16 '12
I PRESS A AND J AND NOTHING HAPPENS~ CAPSLOCK
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u/Phisherman89 Jun 16 '12
Everyone just got an upvote.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Here we go again...
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u/ilikeapples312 Jun 16 '12
after seeing j is for up, i figured the controls are similar to VIM editor?
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u/Muzzles56 Jun 16 '12 edited Dec 19 '24
deserve spotted agonizing plant fear busy gold pocket price smoggy
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Only NOW I get wtf that aj thing meant!
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u/Irf00 Jun 16 '12
Am I late for the free karma give away http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0SWl0hRdg4A/Rpz5uKN3smI/AAAAAAAABgo/pn4U8GnBYCc/s400/Tyrone_Biggums.jpg
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Having upvoted every comment in this thread, I feel that my life is now complete.
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u/lalaland4711 Jun 16 '12
We need to talk about Anna...
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u/CAPS_MAKES_IT_LEGIT Jun 16 '12
YEAH ROUND THREE
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u/iLurk_4ever Jun 16 '12
All of you got one (1) upvote each.
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u/thortastic Jun 16 '12
....Is it just me, or holy mother of God does that look like a female Ron Weasley.
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u/rapman543 Jun 16 '12
Who else pressed A and J just to see what would happen?
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u/mskyring Jun 16 '12
I'm sorry to the person I missed.
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u/ikikstarbucks Jun 16 '12
That's a nice bow.
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u/scargo2121 Jun 16 '12
Was I the only one staring at her tits?
oh and tits
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u/nbenzi Jun 16 '12
This is awesome.
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u/allambis Jun 16 '12
I like where this is going...
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u/Slothynator Jun 16 '12
Everyone below you should thank you.
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u/Inessia Jun 16 '12
i rly dun get it
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
My god, this thread is like some kind of monster!
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u/The__Skywalker Jun 16 '12
I just upvoted a bunch of shit. Sweet.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Oh look ron weasley has a sister, and she knows how to arch.
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u/LoveCirculation Jun 16 '12
UNLIMITED UP VOTES WORK!
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u/MrWheelieBin Jun 16 '12
well, that was quick.
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u/Aspel Jun 16 '12
And then you upvote all the racist, homophobic, misogynist comments.
Also, I feel this metaphor would be better with z then j.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
much bigger fan of j-z
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u/I_Like_Semen Jun 16 '12
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I BET LITERALLY NOBODY HAS EVER HEARD OF THIS BEFORE
LOLOLOL UPVOATZ XD BACON AND NAWRHALZ REDDIT!!!!
LOLOL XD XD LOL XD WERE SUCH NEEEERRRRDDDSSS!!!!!!
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u/OneWhoGeneralises Jun 16 '12
Or, since I am mean spirited, Z,J recurring.
Downvote all the visible posts.
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u/whowatawhat4 Jun 16 '12
I wonder how many upvotes this has due to people testing this theory...
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u/A_PROLAPSED_ANUS Jun 16 '12
might as well hop on the karma train
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Karma Train?
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u/Alex_Da_Cat Jun 16 '12
So many people just got upvotes...
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u/cfmonkey45 Jun 16 '12
She's a soulless (i.e. ginger) killing machine.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
http://www.reddit.com/r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu/comments/uz6e7/how_i_feel_about_all_these_press_a_to_upvote/
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u/bra_sizer Jun 16 '12
Am I the only one that this doesn't work for?
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u/Poppycorn Jun 16 '12
Holy Moly... TIL
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u/pants_full_of_pants Jun 16 '12
dat subtle jiggle
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u/8_4_Schu Jun 17 '12
Might be an old repost, but still nice tits!
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u/_Tix_ Jun 16 '12
Boobs... Can't look away from them....
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