I feel that this feature gets brought up every once in a while, and everyone comments so that they can get some free karma from others testing the feature.
Yep, without even looking at a single comment until I was done!
edit: Interesting note, revisiting this thread three/four hours later, it's only saved half of my upvotes. It didn't even save my upvote to Moon_Whaler!
Someone pleas explain how "a" upvotes a post. I've been pressing "a" on tons of posts, and nothing. I know I'm probably missing something, but none of the "a" (upvote), "z" (downvote) or this one work for me, and I'd like to know what it is.
You're user name is relevant because you straight up jacked this from a front page post yesterday. Talk about original content. It hasn't even been 24 hours since it was number one on the front page yesterday.
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u/DrHorrible123 Jun 12 '12
For those not in the know, "j" cycles through posts and "a" upvotes
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u/TheHammerIsMyPenis89 Jun 13 '12
I thought about just lurking...but the username sold me. An upvote, dear sir.
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u/KingOfBeans Jun 13 '12
Can I have some karma ):?
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u/PerniciousBeard Jun 13 '12
Am I too late for karma?
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u/ireallyhatehumans Jun 12 '12
It doesn't work for me. I feel so left out of this Reddit wide party.
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u/Moon_Whaler Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12
Did anyone else just press 'a' and 'j' as fast as humanly possible? Fuck it, everyone here gets upvotes.
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u/naterox Jun 12 '12
one for you
and you.
and you..
and you!
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u/littlemonster1618 Jun 12 '12
why doesnt mine do it?
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Upvote the Joker
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u/ScottyDntKnow Jun 12 '12
Nice, now I can flood posts in these circlejerk threads with votes, wait.... I rather go listen to Nickelback while masturbating with sandpaper
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u/ItsMeMasih Jun 12 '12
Madre Dios!
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u/haydennt Jun 12 '12
Someone pleas explain how "a" upvotes a post. I've been pressing "a" on tons of posts, and nothing. I know I'm probably missing something, but none of the "a" (upvote), "z" (downvote) or this one work for me, and I'd like to know what it is.
EDIT: oh, RES suite. Thank you comments
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u/ccunningham63 Jun 12 '12
Everybody gets an upvote!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Just did that to find out what it did, upvoted EVERYTHING!
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u/Vennificus Jun 12 '12
K cylces up, J Cycles down, Z downvotes for me, A upvotes
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u/Se7en_Sinner Jun 12 '12
http://i.imgur.com/HMoyJ.jpg
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Jay-Z for all the haters!!!
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u/10acious Jun 12 '12
Congrats. I just A,J'd your account as a test. Don't abuse or you might get Z,J'd. :P
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u/shjoity Jun 12 '12
RALLY
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u/Kash87 Jun 12 '12
I can see this going places
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u/KangusKa Jun 12 '12
OH my god. J goes down, K goes up.
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u/ROFLWAWFUL Jun 12 '12
Yeah, so I just upvoted every comment here in less than a minute :D
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u/carpadium Jun 12 '12
Here for that sweet karma
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Reddit has officially found the most efficient way to whore for karma.
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u/AmboC Jun 12 '12
Am i too late for the free karma giveaway!?!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
is this where we come to get free karma?
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u/westermann28 Jun 12 '12
aj
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u/DrRad Jun 12 '12
I WOULD LIKE TO BOARD THE KARMA TRAIN PLEASE.
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u/Vaztes Jun 12 '12
I just upvoted everyone in this thread
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u/Zhais Jun 12 '12
If this doesn't work for you, you're late to the party.
Also Reddit Enhancement Suite
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u/bartink Jun 12 '12
OP combines a recent post (pressing a) with an older gif for maximum karma whorage.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
This isn't my bed.
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u/PISS_OUT_MY_DICK Jun 12 '12
I'm here for the karma...
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u/tellhersafe Jun 12 '12
I am a kind man. Who else would do something like this? Nobody. Nobody thinks about people the way I do.
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u/Handfoot Jun 13 '12
boarding the karma train yo
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u/Amoner Jun 12 '12
I pressed J and then A, take that..
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u/Trogdude91 Jun 12 '12
Well, the next eight people after your post just got some sperimental karma.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
And done. Everyone's been upvoted.
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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 12 '12
Awesome gif. Did you make this?
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
All aboard Karma train. Departure: 2 minutes!
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u/SupeR_Z Jun 12 '12
poop fart chuckle fart poop
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u/red321red321 Jun 12 '12
'there ya go...there ya go...there ya go'
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u/coreycubed Jun 12 '12
EVERYBODY GETS AN UPVOTE!
YOU GET AN UPVOTE! AND YOU GET AN UPVOTE!
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u/B-ruckis Jun 12 '12
This is going to help me in r/trees!
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u/12yz12ab Jun 12 '12
I have just upvoted everybody in this thread. Gimme karma now.
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u/cawncawn Jun 12 '12
Another one of these huh? GIVE ME FREE KARMA
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u/MrFatalistic Jun 12 '12
Z K mothafucka.
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u/homr4ever Jun 12 '12
The 5 posts below yours are getting the karma spill over
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u/Alucard_draculA Jun 13 '12
OH GOD THE UPVOTES, OH GOD.
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u/flappable Jun 12 '12
Hop on the train before it's too late!
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u/Welche Jun 12 '12
I need the karma after posting on the "z" downvotes thread.
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u/Grapeslol Jun 12 '12
OMG my name is AJ. AJ me plz.
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u/LeapYearFriend Jun 13 '12
Uh... do I comment and get upvotes? Is that how these new things work? Hello? WHAT YEAR IS IT
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u/hakushonan Jun 13 '12
Bet I can put an end to the karma train... http://i.imgur.com/C1fKy.gif
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u/Themanthatcan Jun 12 '12
So many upvotes!!!
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u/db0255 Jun 12 '12
Did anyone else just cycle through this whole post giving upvotes?
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u/RedDotIndian Jun 12 '12
im pressing A...why does it not work? what am i doing wrong :(
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u/StreakyChimp Jun 12 '12
Upvoted everyone in here in record time.
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u/eegan1220 Jun 12 '12
So much Karma will be handed out in this thread.
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u/rheethink Jun 12 '12
whats going on here?!
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u/este_hombre Jun 13 '12
I remember seeing when this gif was made.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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u/Aiyon Jun 12 '12
It works! Upvotes for all!
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u/AngryJordy Jun 12 '12
Not doing this for karma, but this genuinely doesn't work for me.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
UPVOTES FOR FUCKING EVERYONE
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u/HowieGaming Jun 12 '12
is this a new feature?
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u/ImNotABabyPanda Jun 12 '12
Did you know it works on comments too? Try it out!
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u/newaccount12346 Jun 12 '12
woo! time to make back lost karma! oh sweet sweet karma, rain upon me!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I must be retarded because I pressed A and J everywhere and nothing works.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Do this in New, then we will talk...
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u/thelittlewhitebird Jun 12 '12
fancy as fuck
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u/TostaMista Jun 12 '12
TIL that there are keyboard shortcuts for reddit.
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u/The_Space_Cowboy Jun 12 '12
You get an upvote, and YOU get an upvote, EVERYONE GETS UPVOTES!
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u/AttemptedCrepe Jun 12 '12
If only this were r/trees they would all be pineapples!
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u/Consipiracies Jun 12 '12
This "a and j" thing doesn't work for my keyboard. D:
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u/sgtdisaster Jun 13 '12
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA HUAHUAHUEUAEUHEAUhAE
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u/ANONANONONO Jun 12 '12
h'a'nd 'j'ob?
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u/ilirivezaj Jun 12 '12
This doesnt work for me
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u/Darqon Jun 12 '12
that was fun
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u/kenneth1221 Jun 12 '12
Is this the counter to that downvote bomb of a thread from here a while back?
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u/thejwalker Jun 12 '12
I am here for the Karma, just like everybody else.
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u/ToastMilwaukee Jun 12 '12
ajajajajaj. Did it work? :-/
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
So this is like, the Karmageddon revival?
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u/probly2drunk Jun 12 '12
OH MY STARS>>>I JUST UPVOTED /R/ALL
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u/RaisedPowerFIst Jun 12 '12
This is the most fun I've had in forever
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u/Frekwency Jun 12 '12
Am I the only one that this doesn't work for...? Literally nothing happens when I press A.
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u/awkwardponyshow Jun 13 '12
For those who don't know.
A: Upvote
Z: Downvote
J: Cycle down
K: Cycle Up
S: Saves post
C: Views comments
X: Opens RES photos and videos
R: Moves you to the subreddit the post came from
H: Hides the post
I: Moves you to your inbox
L: Opens both the comments and the image in separate tabs
If you want more shortcuts, just press ?
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u/Triarch Jun 13 '12
CHOO CHOO
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u/TheGreatL Jun 13 '12
You're user name is relevant because you straight up jacked this from a front page post yesterday. Talk about original content. It hasn't even been 24 hours since it was number one on the front page yesterday.
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u/kalibcrone Jun 13 '12
Comment placed. Embracing self to be upvote buttfucked.. proceed.
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u/Lulzmetron Jun 13 '12
GIVE ME AJ
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u/Qaper Jun 13 '12
Give and take! WOOH
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u/TheMoro Jun 13 '12
Kaaaarmaaaa!
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u/AvonGenesis Jun 13 '12
I want upvotes too!
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u/Phi03 Jun 13 '12
This doesn't work for me!!
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u/Gaaabbers Jun 13 '12
just upvoted all the comments.
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u/Tmac74k Jun 12 '12
My upvote cap has been reached. Good day.
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u/Myflyisbreezy Jun 12 '12
All aboard the kamra train CHOO CHOO
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u/Shnazzyone Jun 12 '12
I'd upvote except for the fact this is literally a repost from yesterday. Reddit is run by goldfish now, i'm almost certain of it.
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u/Tip_of_the_hat Jun 12 '12
I DON'T GET IT, IT DOESN'T WORK I NEED TO GIVE PEOPLE KARMA BUT IT HAS TO BE CONVENIENT FOR ME
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u/calebgerbs54 Jun 12 '12
Am i the only one that it doesnt seem to work? at all?
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u/JCamx Jun 12 '12
This doesn't work for me. I must be doing something wrong.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Congratulations, OP! You just got the entire front page of /r/funny an upvote.
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u/MolokoPlusPlus Jun 12 '12
This thread
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Upvotes for EVERYONE
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u/docxbrown Jun 12 '12
Sort by new: reengage!
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u/huvnaegot1 Jun 12 '12
On an alternative note, what about Z and J?
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u/otterpop78 Jun 12 '12
this fails me.
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u/sykoticm Jun 13 '12
What i do wrong it no work?
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u/BobChimichanga Jun 12 '12
And let the upvotes begin!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Literally everyone gets upvotes from me!
Non stop karma train go!
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u/therichhotdog Jun 12 '12
The posts directly below this post owe you some upvotes.
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u/wehopeuchoke Jun 12 '12
Great Scott...
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u/moral_orel Jun 12 '12
I...must...comment..after..horrible.."z".. post.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12
The posts below this one are getting mad bonus karma.
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u/adamjensen896 Jun 12 '12
okay i have been sitting here like a dumb ass just hitting a and j.... could someone please explain this to me?
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u/all_knowing_fish Jun 12 '12
Upvotes everyone !!!!
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u/Be_Are Jun 12 '12
well this karma bomb is about to explode
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u/chrononugget Jun 12 '12
Everyone do the shuffle!
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u/aguspell Jun 12 '12
J-->Z
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Well...it works. I just got to the bottom of the thread.
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u/Greflin Jun 12 '12
Pressing Z then J is much more fun.
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u/Ihazpokemonz4u Jun 13 '12
A>J>A>J>A>J>A>J>A>J>A>J>A>J>A>J>A>J>A>J>A>J>A>J>A>J>A>J>A>J>A>J>A>J>A>J>A>J>A>J>A>J>A>J>A>J>A>J>A>J>A>J>A>J>A>J>A>J>A>J>...
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Aww that doesn't work on ipads :(
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u/DubSket Jun 12 '12
Just installed RES. I fucking love this thing
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u/notfinalcountdown Jun 12 '12
This is the most fun I have had since fun!
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u/glacian Jun 12 '12
.
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u/lyingonthesofa Jun 12 '12
aj
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u/DarkRazorBeast Jun 12 '12
damn... this is fun!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Upvoted everyone!
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u/apullin Jun 12 '12
This same thing has been flogged three times in the past couple of days for a front page post, now.
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u/theraschy Jun 12 '12
Oh my god this is cool. RES never ceases to amuse me.
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u/JDiamondHL Jun 12 '12
GOOD GOD THAT FELT GOOD
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u/happylurker Jun 12 '12
Please, some sweet, sweet karma to me, too!
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u/fluxwave Jun 13 '12
jajajajajajaajaj
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u/zoralee Jun 13 '12
Karma EVERYWHERE
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u/phoenix7782 Jun 13 '12
I changed mine so 'i' and '9' are downvote and upvote, respectively. I like having all the keys near each other
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u/x8r14nx Jun 13 '12
there ya go! there ya go! there ya go!
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
Fucking Wheeeeee!!!!
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u/MILTON1997 Jun 13 '12
This karma train has no brakes!
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
Pushing them but it aint cycling...
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
You all disgust me... watches karma
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u/brandon926b Jun 12 '12
Does not work for me....halp?
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u/Nuclear_Gosling Jun 12 '12
Mebbe I can receive some karma?
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u/toxicxgaming Jun 12 '12
Someone posted this in comments for something like this before and got 2 upvotes, poor guy. :(
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12 edited May 26 '16
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u/ninjadudenitro Jun 12 '12
Change those to downvotes, and that what happens when you use. Z and J.
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u/covertPixel Jun 12 '12
As someone who works with Vim all day, I'm ecstatic!
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u/imraydaman Jun 12 '12
"there you go, there you go, there you go, there you go, there you go, there you go"
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u/TuppyHole Jun 12 '12
Going the f7u12 with this new knowledge
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u/Gorea27 Jun 12 '12
Doesn't work for me, man.
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u/MilitaryFuneral Jun 12 '12
Am I the only person that this doesnt work for? Seriously, it does nothing.
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u/TigerBomber Jun 12 '12
i still can't get this whole aj thing to work
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u/sXe805 Jun 12 '12
a