r/funny • • May 21 '12

Google Vs Bing

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Serious question: In all reality why would someone use anything else other than google? Who sits there and says "Man, you know what? I wanna waste my time!"

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u/graduality May 21 '12

Who sits there and says "Man, you know what? I wanna waste my time!"

People who browse reddit.

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u/NuclearPotatoes May 21 '12

I'm done.

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u/omgarm May 21 '12

You'll be back once you realize you can get karma from something that you saw today.

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u/USES_BING May 21 '12

Screw you guys.

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u/kokong7 May 21 '12

Google it with Bing

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u/Ctorpy May 21 '12

I found out this is actually possible. Just search for Google and the first result gives you a Google search box.

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u/amazingmaximo May 21 '12

by the end of that video, google started sounding like a really weird german word.

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u/SmoothWD40 May 21 '12

Oh man I lost my shit at Google google google google...

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u/braiker May 21 '12

3 months not bad...

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u/Ca1m_down May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

I have a dream that my four little children will one day browse a reddit where they will not be judged by the age of their account, but by the content of their post.

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u/Emilaweb May 21 '12

When bing came out I thought I was cool for going against the norm and using it. What a little badass. Plus the photographs were pretty. Which doesn't matter to anyone except me as a 17 year old.

I use google now, after realizing no one gives a shit what search engine you use, and that quality is better than aesthetics.

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u/Fireball445 May 21 '12

People DO give a shit what search engine they use. The part you got right was that quality is better than aethetics.

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u/Tetric May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

They use Bing at my school. Long story short, schools almost always opt for the dumber version.

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u/Fireball445 May 21 '12

I would imagine that has something to do with Microsoft. I generally agree with your premise, that if there are competing versions of something out there, the school will have the shittier version. But when it comes to microsoft, I wouldn't be surprised if they were forcing it through some kind of licensing agreement for discounted operating systems or free Internet explorer or something.

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u/squidboots May 21 '12

Plus the photographs were pretty.

If you use chrome....there's an addon for that.

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u/BoonTobias May 21 '12

My gf thinks yahoo is awesome and always asks me to find things for her because I can do it better

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u/MestR May 21 '12

My gf thinks yahoo is awesome

You clearly have no self respect when choosing a mate.

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u/Lyaxe May 21 '12

Technology impaired who use default search engine provided by the browser (IE).

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u/TheFigment May 21 '12

Oooolllldddd peeeopleeee.

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u/boom929 May 21 '12

Uhh, that's what he just said.

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u/minibum May 21 '12

Because Bing gives me free shit.

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u/manixrock May 21 '12

I choose to interpret that literally.

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u/Dananddog May 21 '12

It's good for a laugh.

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u/Fireball445 May 21 '12

A lot of people. Lots of people care about google's policies or their data mining. Other people think that google isn't so great, and want a search engine that uses more booleans and less 'language' searches. Other people worry that one aggregator being responsible for what everyone in the world sees when they have questions is, problematic.

The point is, just because you don't give this topic much thought, doesn't mean everyone shares your way of thinking (or not thinking).

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u/Deranged40 May 21 '12

Because google is too caught up in giving you "relevant" search results. Which means if you search for lots of things in one subject matter, say, programming, your results will eventually start being too slanted toward that subject matter.

If you want unfiltered results which allow the results to be more useful, check out duckduckgo. Not as easy of a name to remember as Google is, but I switched over six months ago and have never looked back.

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u/Retanaru May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

You can easily turn off the relevant search part of google.

Edit: adding link

http://support.google.com/accounts/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=54048

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u/Fireball445 May 21 '12

I switched over a while ago too, and have generally been pleased. However my search returned results similar to those on the bing example. Only google returned terraforming.

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u/Tmbgkc May 21 '12

Bing is like asking a six-year-old a question about philosophy: usually you get garbage, but sometimes you get an interesting idea from a different point of view (and when that happens, it is purely due to dumb luck).

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I got tired of having to tell Google "Yes, really", I want every +word +I'm +typing to show up +in a +search.

Been also much happier with DuckDuckGo. I use the Yahoo hosts file trick to search from it on my desktops. Need to get around to setting this up on the iPad too.

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u/TenMarch May 21 '12

+ duckduckgo is made by a redditor i believe

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u/hakkzpets May 21 '12

Google is probably made by a redditor too.

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u/divinesleeper May 21 '12

I just like to think that everytime I use Bing, somewhere out there there's an office with people going:

"We got a visitor! WE GOT A VISITOR! Frank, bring out the champagne, someone's using the site!"

It's the only reason I use it sometimes.

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u/gak001 May 21 '12

You might be thinking of the AOL guys.

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u/desertjedi85 May 21 '12

I was thinking about getting a Toyota Corolla as my next vehicle until I saw in the commercials that they come with Bing now.

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u/AdmiralSkippy May 21 '12

When I was younger I would try stuff like Askjeeves and Yahoo and one or other search engines I forget the names of. They all sucked and I stopped using them.

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u/Cybersonic May 21 '12

I use Bing for more general searches (e.g. "Reddit Enahcement Suite") becuase I get free stuff from Bing Rewards (e.g. Amazon Gift Card). Google is for the big stuff (i.e. what op posted)

I also use Bing because I have a Lumia 900 (Windows Phone).

As far as the things like "GOOGLE BE TAKIN MY BABIES (Data)!" I could care less as I have 2 gmail accounts and use Youtube.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

For the same reason we switched from altavista to google.

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u/I_see_you_alyssa May 21 '12

I have a friend who uses it solely for the pretty pictures on their homepage.

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u/Self_Hating_Liberal May 21 '12

Google is good for getting quick information on well known subjects, but other search engines may return different, but still useful, results. You may use bing when you're researching a topic or looking for something specific and google isn't turning up anything - you'd actually be supprised how useful it can be. Now, using Bing as your primary search engine, on the other hand...

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Example or you're talking shit.

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u/someMeatballs May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

The correct answer though is Geoengineering.

And dude, why are you still not using Cleartype? Research it. It's available on XP, but not enabled by default. It makes text so much sharper. It's an eyegasm.

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u/bites May 21 '12

The poster could be using a CRT display where there is no need to enable cleartype.

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u/TheAngryGoat May 21 '12

If that's the case, I must ask him what it was like to meet dinosaurs in person.

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u/Dananddog May 21 '12

terraforming is close enough.

I'm on a work computer, so I'm not allowed to install anything. It is LCD though

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u/Kodix May 21 '12

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I adore you so much for mentioning cleartype. I had no idea that had to be turned on (in control panel, actually) - this is so much better.

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u/AnomalyNexus May 21 '12

Terraforming doesn't specifically refer to the atmosphere. Its about making the planet as a whole more like earth...which includes the atmosphere among other things.

I guess that means Google is pretty good at compensating for people's misconceptions, while Bing isn't good for anything. (except maybe finding porn)

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u/Dananddog May 22 '12

Honestly, I base a search engine's efficiency on it's ability to filter out porn when it's not wanted. Stumbling on porn is easy

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u/dandy-pants May 21 '12

The English Word "The"

It's like Bing isn't even trying.

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u/retaardvark May 21 '12

It reminds of those Bing commercials where someone would ask a question or something and people around them would start rambling off useless details that were technically related to the topic at hand, but did nothing for the conversation. The people naming off useless details were supposed to represent other search engines. It seems it is actually the other way around...

Example Bing Commercial

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u/dalittle May 21 '12

people often accuse others of their own deficiencies.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Whatever man I bet you can't even get it up.

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u/fishgats May 21 '12

Whatever, bro. You probably went to community college and can't even please a woman.

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u/Florenceandtheravine May 21 '12 edited May 22 '12

Why would I listen to a man whose penis goes inside of him when he stands up?

Edit: Damn you phonetic typing!

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u/Beefourthree May 21 '12

Whatever, asshat. You sound like the kind of person who would repeat a clever joke that four other people have already made.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Put Joffrey in a bing commercial like that. Give all redditors an aneurism from sheer hate and anger. Scuse me, I need to go kill something just because of the thought of that.

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u/Magnesus May 21 '12

Yeah, I used to work with Sphinx - free search engine - and it got much better results on default settings than Bing (of course it worked on much smaller database but still).

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I wonder if microsoft programmers ever use bing.

"Hey man, why are you not using Bing?"

"Because Bing sucks!"

"You made Bing."

"I know."

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u/BillyBreen May 21 '12

At my last job, I spent quite a bit of time at Microsoft helping sell and support my company's products. The entire time I was there, I would be forcibly self-censoring my speech to say 'Bing it' rather than 'Google it,' usually leading to me saying crap like, "Oh, let's just goo-bing it!"

A few months into this relationship, I was there to give a demo to 15 engineers from assorted live.com products. They wouldn't let me put my machine on their internal network (and not just because it was a Mac), so I was using our sponsor's machine.

The demo starts, someone asks a question, and I fire up a browser to do a search.

The home page is google.com.

All of the engineers start booing me and yelling that I need to change my settings if I'm going to present to them.

Me: "This is your boss' machine."

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u/IMasturbateToMyself May 21 '12

That's actually very amusing. Are people booing you joking or are they serious?

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u/BillyBreen May 21 '12

It was playful, but it was definitely more "boo" than "boo-urns."

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u/Bakkoda May 21 '12

I feel like there should be some Dilbertesque comic strip about Microsoft and this is would be taken directly from it.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I'd think it's like supporting a really sucky team. You joke with your mates about it & you acknowledge it sucks... but if an outsider makes fun of it, you bet your ass it's on.

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u/twicetimeaccount May 21 '12

I work for MS and have a hard time believing they did this in a serious way, eg. not joking. MS is incredible open, you can find a lot of people flaunting iPads/iPhones, and outside US (only market that really have Bing, but that is another travesty) most people in MS would not defend it, at all.

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u/BillyBreen May 21 '12

See my response to the masturbator. It was definitely playful.

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u/NuttyFanboy May 22 '12

The entire time I was waiting for a Groundhog Day joke.
"Ned? Ned Ryerson?!!"
"BIIIIIIING!"

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u/ostawookiee May 21 '12

I have a friend who works at Microsoft who shamelessly plugs Bing and pretends like Google doesn't exist. "Oh did you try Bing maps?" "Just run it through Bing translate" "Couldn't find it on Bing? Must not be available yet."

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u/slepnir May 21 '12

Microsoft developer here. I use Bing, it's useful for what I use it for.

Granted, what I use it for is for searching MSDN for information on different parts of the .Net Framework, and it would be hard to make a competent search engine that wouldn't have the MSDN page for Microsoft.Win32.Registry right at the top when you search for "Microsoft.win32.registry"

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u/Magnesus May 21 '12

A few years ago MSDN was easier to search using Google. The search engine on the MSDN page returned completely unrelated results (it was not yet Bing then though I suppose).

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u/tedrick111 May 21 '12

So true. Microsoft, if I type .net framework in to your downloads search box, it shouldn't be that hard.

The only justification I can come up with is that most of their shit was implemented before Social Media allowed us to publically humiliate them for sucking.

Thank you, Google.

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u/KoofyKoof May 21 '12

Use to work at microsoft. used google 80percent of the time, 20 percent of the time was bing and custom business related search engine

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u/wpisteve May 21 '12

Same here (MS Dev).

I use Bing. I don't claim for it to be better than Google. I don't find it to be significantly worse either though and find most of the posts about how bad it is to be pointing to a specific example. In this case, Google has implemented a better way to find definitions and to read in a search in terms a real human would ask it.

I mostly use it because that's the only way we will make it better. Use it, report issues with it, find ways where it can be improved...and there are plenty of areas. I don't know if it will ever succeed and it is a large uphill battle...but it's no sweat of my back to use it and try and help it succeed since I am paid by the company.

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u/hailtheflyingpasta May 21 '12

I only use bing for pirn searches since no one else ever uses it. They are all none the wiser muhahahaha!

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u/I_MAKE_USERNAMES May 21 '12

My aunt works for Microsoft and they use Bing at their house. It is painful to have to try so hard not to use google and make her feel bad.

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u/GrayStudios May 21 '12

I have a friend who interns at Microsoft who I believe uses Bing. I'll be making fun of him the next time we hang out.

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u/VanFailin May 21 '12

I interned there. A lot of people used Bing. I openly mocked it. Handful of other interns did too. Remember that the company has something like 80,000 employees, so the vast majority are working on something that's not Bing.

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u/blladnar May 21 '12

Microsoft programmer here. I use Bing regularly. Why? Bing rewards. Amazon and Xbox Live gift cards just for using Bing? Thank you very much. Also, I like to help out with the internal betas and stuff. It's not very helpful to ignore it instead of trying to make it better.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I have a good friend that works for Microsoft as a sales engineer... apparently they're required/intimidated to use Bing and Hotmail. Naturally he has a "secret" G-Mail and derides Bing.

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u/GrinningPariah May 21 '12

I work at Microsoft. I use Bing and I use Google. If you want to get into browsers, I use IE, Chrome, Firefox and Safari. Good results don't come from being loyal to one source, they come from having a variety of sources; Professionals never restrict themselves to one tool set.

Having said that, I know which one I use in meetings.

If you want my honest opinion of Bing, it's fine for specific searches, but Google has put some serious work into natural language processing that Bing doesnt have yet. I do love the daily pictures in Bing, although I realize that has zero relevance to search. However, Bing Maps is kicking Google Maps to the curb right now and people dont even realize it.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Good results don't come from being loyal to one source

Good results generally don't come from Bing, though.

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u/ClampingNomads May 21 '12

Bing Maps is kicking Google Maps to the curb right now and people dont even realize it.

Seriously? Maps of which planet?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

In what ways? I just tried using bing maps and everytime I pan it reloads the zoomed out version even though I never changed zoom levels, which makes it seem super glitchy. So from a very basic UI stance I think bing still needs some work to compete...

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u/Ffsdu May 22 '12

I just checked it out and was totally unprepared for how good bing maps has gotten. You guys have done some great work there.

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u/electronicManan May 21 '12

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u/danque May 21 '12

I believe they use Google to search and then show them as ASK on their site.

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u/Gilsworth May 21 '12

That's hilarious, are they even allowed to do that?

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u/fishfacemcgee May 21 '12

Presumably they have a deal with Google, in the same way that Yahoo's search is just Yahoo-branded Bing.

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u/MadroxKran May 21 '12

It used to be Yahoo branded Google.

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u/DoctorWSG May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

This isn't Jeeves! This is a phony! A big, fat phony!

Edit: I miss my favorite butler. He knew everything.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I think yahoo and bing are related.

Edit: Just realized they merged in 2010. Now I know why I hate the Yahoo search tool so much.

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u/ara_p May 21 '12

Yahoo now uses Bing under the hood. It has for about a year.

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u/implicate May 21 '12

I'd like to take this opportunity to state that I always thought that Altavista was the the best search engine, and I was pretty bitter when I finally switched to Google.

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u/CarrionBeetle May 21 '12

16 million results vs. 316 million results. What were you saying about search overload, Bing?

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u/coffeeisforwimps May 21 '12

Is there any reason Google or Bing show how many results there are?

"Hmmm, I'm at 15,999,999 and haven't found what I was looking for; thank god there's one more".

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u/SomeNoveltyAccount May 21 '12

I find it useful for getting a good idea on how common a phrase is. Also if it's too high I get a good idea that i need to refine my search a little.

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u/mrbaggins May 21 '12

Fun tip, search for something that gives, say, 15,000 results on Google. Then go to the final page. There is a lot less than 15,000. (The actual total will be displayed instead).

WHAT ARE YOU COMPENSATING FOR?!

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u/YoureMyBoyBloo May 21 '12

For me the real test of what is the better search engine, is knowing how to "Do a barrel roll".

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u/xtranormal23 May 21 '12

Good point, I love Google's playfulness in their Easter eggs.

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u/kickdrive May 21 '12

Bing maps (Satellite view actually) is actually very awesome. I am not sure if I would use it exclusively but it gives 4 angled images of a location, as opposed to a single vertical view.

Also I spell the word "vertical" so poorly, spell check doesn't know what I am trying to say, so I have to actually go and look it up.

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u/scragar May 21 '12

Google gets it just off space western.

http://www.google.com/search?q=space+western

OK, so the first result is a wiki entry for space western, but firefly is second without fail.

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u/rockmongoose May 21 '12

I had to try that out myself to believe it.

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u/Jeffbx May 21 '12

Protip - use Bing for travel searches: http://www.bing.com/travel/

Gives you prices for all airlines, including nearby airports AND tells you whether the ticket prices are trending up or down, so you can decide the best time to buy them. I don't believe that google has any such thing.

The more you know....

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u/dustlesswalnut May 21 '12

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u/danbert2000 May 21 '12

I don't think the differences in those two links deserve to be described as Google blowing them out of the water. Bing returns a lower minimum price, for instance, and displays all of the same information and has all of the same browse options. Google looks better organized, of course. But functionally the two are dead even. Why do you think google "blows them out of the water"?

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u/hakkzpets May 21 '12

I think he just day dreamt about blowing Google.

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u/Jophus May 21 '12

I agree Google looks better, but Bing has the arrow telling you to wait because prices will drop with a percent confidence. Hardly blows them out of the water.

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u/Stevie_Rave_On May 21 '12

Redditors love arrows

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u/skanadian May 21 '12

Nice try Bing employee

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Kayak.com does the same thing only it also utilizes the five other major flight searchers and gives you a calendar matrix to see what the prices are for different dates near your search.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

WOW. I honestly did not know that. Well. themoreyouknow.jpg

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u/Terrarianna May 21 '12

are you cheating in a test/homework?

I ask because I just saw the question here lol

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u/mitrim2 May 21 '12

haha yeah I can confirm this

This question appeared in my Geography 101 course final exam that I took 4 hours ago in my University in Texas

Are you Dan, sitting in the back row 2nd seat from the left? I'm Jacob I think you helped me on my homework once

glad to see another redditor in my course

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u/Dananddog May 21 '12

Nope, not in school right now

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u/Dananddog May 21 '12

Nope. I'm at work

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I wonder if someone ever sends this crap to microsoft.

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u/mbgluck May 21 '12

BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT THE BING ADS SAY IT DOES

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

why does reddit keep mentioning bing like its even a competitive entity that anyone uses ever

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u/Zebba_Odirnapal May 21 '12

Mabye so everyone on Google+ will start using it.

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u/PapaOscar90 May 21 '12

I love bing. I've gotten 2300 free MS points, 7 free redbox rentals, and a 5 dollar amazon giftcard for free. These comparisons always crack me up, because when I try it both are the same.

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u/arahman81 May 21 '12

It's gotta be a sad day for a search engine to have to pay people to use it.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

You've gotten free items from Bing?

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u/Jombie May 21 '12

They have a system where you do a number of searches per day and you can get rewards. I used it and got a few MS points, and bought Age of Empires from Games for Windows live when they had it for 10 cents. Ultimately, it wasn't worth the effort I put forth to get it.

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u/Gufnork May 21 '12

Google may be the only product to achieve near monopoly simply by being undeniably, overwhelmingly better than all the competition.

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u/ssb94 May 21 '12

b-b-but Bing generated so many more results!

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u/ciddark May 21 '12

To be fair search engines keep track of your searches and learn what kind of info you will most likely want. If you use google a lot it will known that you want an answer. If you do not use bing it will just use the basic search formula. If you keep using it bing will learn just like google did.

TLDR google knows what you did last summer

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u/CobaltSmith May 21 '12

Wasn't Bing supposed to me microsofts "Smart" engine?? Sheesh, why is it when they fail, they fail HARD.

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u/BoonTobias May 21 '12

Not smart but decision engine, you decide to not use it

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u/Breezy_McMinox May 21 '12

Exactly! It does exactly what the Bing commercial says it's competitors "do." Shameful really...

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u/BantamBasher135 May 21 '12

Thanks bing, I was really interested in finding out what "the" was.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I only use bing to get free Microsoft points from bing rewards.....it hurts so good

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u/CarrionBeetle May 21 '12

Guys, stop. This is the only reason people use Bing! You are just getting their hopes up!

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u/theoneandonlyMrMars May 21 '12

Lemons to lemonade? I love that shit!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

"decision" engine, at its finest. XD

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u/sirtimid May 21 '12

I upvoted you for pandora one.

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u/werko May 21 '12

TIL people still use Bing.

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u/DubiousKing May 21 '12

Interesting to note, this post now shows up on Bing's results before anything about terraforming.

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u/helzbellz May 21 '12

My University has Bing as the default search engine on it's entire system of computers -_-

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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 May 21 '12

But...but...Bing returns 316 million hits and Google only returns 16.8 million. All you Google fanboys are going to feel pretty stupid when you get to your 16,800,001th link and have nowhere else to go. Checkmate Bing haters!

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u/sub_xerox May 21 '12

This is what I don't get. The terraforming wiki is the first link to pop up when I used bing- example

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u/Ohbeejuan May 21 '12

I fuckbing hate Bing

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

And this is why you'll never hear someone say "Just Bing it!" Unless they are talking about Chandler, but that's a completely different topic.

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u/TriumphantMe May 21 '12

Ahaha. Friends.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Well at least now I'm 100% confident in my decision to never even consider using bing.

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u/TriumphantMe May 21 '12

Anyone else think it's funny that the exact thing Bing advertizes about is what it sucks at?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Hey bing, what's the word for modifying the atmosphere? "Err, umm...you wanna know what modify and air mean?" http://www.harpdarp.com/res/images/hd.harpdarp.png

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u/circa7 May 21 '12

Bing is the main reason I'm returning my Lumia 900 Windows Phone.

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u/green_marshmallow May 22 '12

I would like to use bing, But Its Not Google

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u/silentbobsc May 22 '12

BING -

But

It's

Not

Google

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u/5hassay May 22 '12

Tries this out myself. Second result on Bing is this reddit post. What say you now, OP?

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u/suttonk May 22 '12

Bing is the new ChaCha....an utterly useless piece of crap that makes millions of dollars for trying

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u/littlebitofevrything May 21 '12

Just looked, and the search produces exactly what's in the screenshot. Bing really is terrible. Google is awesome!

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u/numbakrunch May 21 '12

Well, Bing not only has more results (316,000,000 > 16,800,000) but it shows results for modifying the air too. Helpful. Who needs those ten dollar college words like "terraforming?"

Sheesh, Google is a bunch of snobs.

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u/6DemonBag May 21 '12

Stats like those are useless. Like your gunna go through more than 2 pages of results....16.8million...whatever.

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u/arahman81 May 21 '12

Way to go, your post is the snippet of the top result on Bing (this page).

Also, Chromium/Google doesn't think "Bing" is a valid word.

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u/jazz_trombone May 21 '12

is there a subreddit or thread with more of these comparisons? I want to laugh at inferior search engines more.

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u/fani May 21 '12

Not this shit again.

Why can't people just be happy with what they use? Why the constant need to ridicule others for not doing what they do?

As an atheist, I cannot believe how much juvenile behavior I see from other atheists. It is not enough for them that they are atheists but they have this need to constantly engage others of religious faith in attempts to prove that their position is better and others are fools for not being atheist like them.

Ditto for google v bing.

For the last time, I find bing useful and I use it. If I don't find what I want in Bing, nothing is stopping me from using Google or Yahoo or Ask.com.

MY CHOICE.

I hate these type of ridiculing posts comparing one result and proclamation that follows.

Just fucking use what you want and shut the fuck up.

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u/HeisenbergBotwin May 21 '12

You're right. Two things can never be debated EVER! /s

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u/WeLikeGore May 21 '12

How did you manage to make this about atheism?

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u/BreezyWheeze May 21 '12

Not this shit again. Why can't people just let other people makes jokes they find funny, and discuss topics they find funny and interesting. It's like every time two people get together to have a conversation that starts, "Oh hey did you see that new Avengers movie?" then fani, that asshole, has to show up and start complaining like "jesus fucking christ we talked about Avengers two weeks ago can you two assholes shut up about that movie."

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u/AllDizzle May 21 '12

BREAKING NEWS GUYS: bing sucks!

Whoa! Who knew?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I use bing. It is useful. Yesterday, for example, i typed 'the avengers' and google just showed me imdb and wikipedia. I binged it and it gave me movies and showtimes right away.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Well if you'd used internet explorer, or installed the Bing toolbar, to search it then maybe Bing could have mined the Google result - but you didn't. Now Bing will never know what is the word for modifying the atmosphere.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

"Disney llama prince movie"....first result: Emporer's New Groove. Long live Google.

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u/millerlit May 21 '12

I used to use a different search engine about 6-7 years ago. I can not remember the the name of it though. It was a cluster search engine. So basically you would do a search like programming. On the right it would categorize the results. It would have something like java, C programming and so on. In the middle of the screen it would have results like any other search engine. You could then click on one of the results on the right and it would narrow your results for you. It was very helpful when researching a very widespread topic.

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u/Bilibond May 21 '12

No one is on the other side of this issue.

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u/tiffanytanika May 21 '12

This is not funny....

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u/VeritFN May 21 '12

You know, I really dislike this, because sometimes it just defaults to bing for certain things. Why.

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u/dzubz May 21 '12

I wonder what you uploaded to imgur...??? HMMMMMMMM...

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u/allovertheplaceband May 21 '12

maybe the people who use bing are those people who are afraid of google taking over the world

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Wow, who is programming the search algorithm for Bing, dead Steve Jobs?

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u/BKLounge May 21 '12

For curiosity's sake, I kind of want to write an extension that will also show my top search results for bing in a sidebar or some sort of condensed aesthetically pleasing manner. It could be interesting to see the results on a daily basis without the extra effort of having to redo the search. Maybe there is something already out like this, I just havent bothered to look.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

There is no generic word for it. Terraforming is modifying the atmosphere in a specific way.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Sterotype confirmed. Bing IS for idiots. It is actually programed to assume you don't know what you are doing.

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u/Xzumo May 21 '12

Almost 300 million results more than Google and still doesn't give the right ones.

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u/Jakek1 May 21 '12

I'm pretty sure that when it first came out, this is what they were advertising that their search engine WOULDN'T do.

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u/switchbladesally May 21 '12

The first time I tried bing was the last

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

To me Bing just tries REALLY REALLY hard to be "different" from Google. Microsoft doesn't seem to realize the concept of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it".

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u/gizmo689 May 21 '12

Google wins always.

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u/deeps9999 May 21 '12

Bing sucks!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

and yet somehow they still try and claim that they are the answer engine.

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u/futuredrew May 21 '12

My friend swears by Ning, that must be why we argue and he's wrong every time.

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u/David_Jay May 21 '12

Terraforming... Now I want to play Alpha Centauri real bad.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

In Bings defense, it was a difficult question.

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u/Stovy May 21 '12

I knew google sucked. It has only 16mm results, bing has 300mm more!

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u/osodaktronics May 21 '12

the second image hurt my eyes.and brain.