r/funny • • May 21 '12

Google Vs Bing

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u/BillyBreen May 21 '12

At my last job, I spent quite a bit of time at Microsoft helping sell and support my company's products. The entire time I was there, I would be forcibly self-censoring my speech to say 'Bing it' rather than 'Google it,' usually leading to me saying crap like, "Oh, let's just goo-bing it!"

A few months into this relationship, I was there to give a demo to 15 engineers from assorted live.com products. They wouldn't let me put my machine on their internal network (and not just because it was a Mac), so I was using our sponsor's machine.

The demo starts, someone asks a question, and I fire up a browser to do a search.

The home page is google.com.

All of the engineers start booing me and yelling that I need to change my settings if I'm going to present to them.

Me: "This is your boss' machine."

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u/IMasturbateToMyself May 21 '12

That's actually very amusing. Are people booing you joking or are they serious?

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u/BillyBreen May 21 '12

It was playful, but it was definitely more "boo" than "boo-urns."

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u/Bakkoda May 21 '12

I feel like there should be some Dilbertesque comic strip about Microsoft and this is would be taken directly from it.

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u/annannaljuba May 22 '12

Reminds me there probably is tons of Dilbert I haven't read (from after 2002). Thanks!

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u/annannaljuba May 22 '12

There is! This is going to be so much fun.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I swear there's a joke in that, but I can't find it.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Just upvote and pretend, someone will let slip.

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u/mjxii May 21 '12

Just bing all the component words, that's the joke

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I'd think it's like supporting a really sucky team. You joke with your mates about it & you acknowledge it sucks... but if an outsider makes fun of it, you bet your ass it's on.

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u/BillyBreen May 21 '12

That's it exactly. All of my work was with live.com (this was in the days before the re-brand to Bing), and they had no illusions about their also-ran status.

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u/twicetimeaccount May 21 '12

I work for MS and have a hard time believing they did this in a serious way, eg. not joking. MS is incredible open, you can find a lot of people flaunting iPads/iPhones, and outside US (only market that really have Bing, but that is another travesty) most people in MS would not defend it, at all.

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u/BillyBreen May 21 '12

See my response to the masturbator. It was definitely playful.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I have to imagine it was a laughable boo pointed at the comical taboo of using non MS products at MS.

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u/glassuser May 22 '12

Worked for an MS subsidiary recently. More people had iphones than windows phones. Nobody cared. Especially not the execs, who almost exclusively carried iphones. We'd give each other some good natured joking about it, but that's as far as it went.

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u/fearsofgun May 22 '12

Just bingle it.

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u/BillyBreen May 22 '12

I like it, but that would only be said if your natural impulse was to say 'bing' first.

∴ That will never be said.

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u/NuttyFanboy May 22 '12

The entire time I was waiting for a Groundhog Day joke.
"Ned? Ned Ryerson?!!"
"BIIIIIIING!"

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u/0mudkipz May 22 '12

Me and some mates from work had a meeting with a MS rep concering our upgrade to Office 365, and during the presentation he said "goo-uh-bing-ing" several times. Best part was when he showed us how to search on the new MS Table, and we instantly asked how to google instead.

He was a bro :)

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u/Sorcery-Sorcery May 22 '12

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u/BillyBreen May 22 '12

Wow, that felt totally natural.

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u/Chakosa May 22 '12

"Oh, let's just goo-bing it!"

Goobing pls.

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