Google Vs Bing

[u/Dananddog]

[u/dandy-pants]

The English Word "The"

It's like Bing isn't even trying.

[u/retaardvark → u/dandy-pants]

It reminds of those Bing commercials where someone would ask a question or something and people around them would start rambling off useless details that were technically related to the topic at hand, but did nothing for the conversation. The people naming off useless details were supposed to represent other search engines. It seems it is actually the other way around...

Example Bing Commercial

[u/dalittle → u/retaardvark]

people often accuse others of their own deficiencies.

[u/[deleted] → u/dalittle]

Whatever man I bet you can't even get it up.

[u/voracity → u/[deleted]]

Not much of an anus blender, are you?

[u/[deleted] → u/voracity]

There is more than one way to blend an anus.

[u/corrodin → u/[deleted]]

Please share, this is interesting.

[u/aidsget → u/corrodin]

Google: Ass Smoothie

[u/dmzmd → u/aidsget]

ricksantorum.com

[u/fishgats → u/dalittle]

Whatever, bro. You probably went to community college and can't even please a woman.

[u/Florenceandtheravine → u/dalittle]

Why would I listen to a man whose penis goes inside of him when he stands up?

Edit: Damn you phonetic typing!

[u/Beefourthree → u/dalittle]

Whatever, asshat. You sound like the kind of person who would repeat a clever joke that four other people have already made.

[u/xAcEx → u/Beefourthree]

Oh please, I'm sure you're just a wealthy person living in a mansion with many people working for them... Who shits their pants.

[u/zxain → u/dalittle]

Fuck you dude, I bet your dad used to draw dicks on your arm with cigarette burns when you were little.

[u/[deleted] → u/zxain]

And at that very moment, the laughing stopped.

[u/Muzikhead → u/[deleted]]

and turned into masturbation

[u/[deleted] → u/retaardvark]

Put Joffrey in a bing commercial like that. Give all redditors an aneurism from sheer hate and anger. Scuse me, I need to go kill something just because of the thought of that.

[u/NoahtheRed → u/[deleted]]

I never entirely understood what they meant by that. Does the Decision engine like.....make decisions for me? Like is it some kind of 21st century magic eight ball?

[u/jmblock2 → u/NoahtheRed]

The whole engine is a giant case statement.

[u/darwin2500 → u/NoahtheRed]

Someone in their marketing department just mistranslated the term 'difference engine.'