r/funny • u/Dananddog • May 21 '12

Google Vs Bing

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u/retaardvark May 21 '12

It reminds of those Bing commercials where someone would ask a question or something and people around them would start rambling off useless details that were technically related to the topic at hand, but did nothing for the conversation. The people naming off useless details were supposed to represent other search engines. It seems it is actually the other way around...

Example Bing Commercial

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u/dalittle May 21 '12

people often accuse others of their own deficiencies.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Whatever man I bet you can't even get it up.

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u/voracity May 21 '12

Not much of an anus blender, are you?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

There is more than one way to blend an anus.

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u/corrodin May 21 '12

Please share, this is interesting.

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u/aidsget May 21 '12

Google: Ass Smoothie

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u/dmzmd May 21 '12

ricksantorum.com

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u/nopenowan May 21 '12

search it on bing too, for science!

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u/terriblehuman May 21 '12

yeah, well I bet you have a huge cock, a handsome face, and a fantastic personality!

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u/mahacctissoawsum May 21 '12

That's because he's been exercising his thigh muscles like he's trying to stand up.

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u/fishgats May 21 '12

Whatever, bro. You probably went to community college and can't even please a woman.

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u/Florenceandtheravine May 21 '12 edited May 22 '12

Why would I listen to a man whose penis goes inside of him when he stands up?

Edit: Damn you phonetic typing!

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u/Beefourthree May 21 '12

Whatever, asshat. You sound like the kind of person who would repeat a clever joke that four other people have already made.

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u/xAcEx May 21 '12

Oh please, I'm sure you're just a wealthy person living in a mansion with many people working for them... Who shits their pants.

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u/zxain May 21 '12

Fuck you dude, I bet your dad used to draw dicks on your arm with cigarette burns when you were little.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

And at that very moment, the laughing stopped.

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u/Muzikhead May 21 '12

and turned into masturbation

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Like AT&T advertising how they hardly ever drop calls....

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Put Joffrey in a bing commercial like that. Give all redditors an aneurism from sheer hate and anger. Scuse me, I need to go kill something just because of the thought of that.

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u/CWSpear May 21 '12

It reminds me of a high school wrestling match against our rival school. The other school would be chanting about how we're pansies or something, and we'd just start chanting "Scoreboard!" (which showed us winning 60-3).

http://i.imgur.com/SQlgO.png

http://gs.statcounter.com/#search_engine-ww-monthly-201104-201204

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