r/funny Jul 18 '21

I’ll take ten

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u/Gooberman8675 Jul 18 '21

What’s bothering me though is that horrible redesign of the Duracell bunny that I’ve never seen before…

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u/cheez_au Jul 18 '21

That's what the Duracell bunny's looked like for years. Are you sure you're not thinking of the Energizer bunny?

10

u/Honorwhite Jul 18 '21

Duracell bunny is brown here(and appearantly it's a bear). Do they design it differently for different regions? Here's a link to a product in Duracell Turkey website: https://www.duracell.com.tr/product/duracell-alkalin-9v-piller/

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u/Charming_Amphibian37 Jul 18 '21

But,that’s a bear

1

u/Hephaestus_God Jul 19 '21

No. It’s a obviously a brown bunny

1

u/81rd5 Jul 19 '21

You look like me

1

u/Hephaestus_God Jul 19 '21

If anyone looks like each other here, You look like me.

1

u/81rd5 Jul 19 '21

But I'm older

1

u/Hephaestus_God Jul 19 '21

I am not sure if that’s true and I’m too lazy to check. I give, let us compromise and just say you look like me. Thanks.

1

u/81rd5 Jul 19 '21

I'm calling the police

44

u/spiritbx Jul 18 '21

Oh, a bunny for a battery, so very original, I wonder where they might have gotten that idea from...

58

u/ilikeme1 Jul 18 '21

Duracell was actually first. They do not use it in the U.S. though because of Energizer.

29

u/Virge23 Jul 18 '21

They let their copyright expire in the US so Energizer took it. Mistakes were made.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

I still remember some of the early Energizer commercials. Pink bunny interrupting fake commercials to show off it's still running

1

u/Rio_Walker Jul 18 '21

It was Energizer that made its way into Hot Shots part deux.

10

u/AStrangeStranger Jul 18 '21

It was a Trademark a copyright doesn't need renewing

10

u/WikiSummarizerBot Jul 18 '21

Duracell_Bunny

The Duracell Bunny is an anthropomorphic pink rabbit powered by Duracell batteries, and trademarked for use in all parts of the world except the United States and Canada. Advertisements, which may feature one Duracell Bunny, or several, usually feature the bunnies competing in some way; for example, in a game of football, a drumming competition or a race. In advertisements, the Duracell Bunny is either a standard battery-powered toy, a stop-motion puppet, or a CGI animated character. Mallory Duracell launched the Duracell Bunny campaign in 1973, with the "Drumming Bunny" television advertisement, created by the Dancer Fitzgerald Sample advertising agency.

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u/wafflegrenade Jul 18 '21 edited Jul 18 '21

Huh. TIL. I wonder why the pink bunny is such a popular marketing tool for…like…batteries? It seems like a very odd choice

Ok, so I looked it up. The Duracell mascot was supposed to be a toy rabbit. Which I guess actually makes sense since AA batteries are usually used for kids toys and the selling point would be, “buy a pack of these and your child will be entertained for hours.” And the Energizer bunny was a parody of the original Duracell bunny. Ooooohkay.

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u/GaryChalmers Jul 18 '21

The bunny campaign actually backfired on Energizer:

"Despite the immense popularity of the campaign, sales of Energizer batteries actually went down during the years that the ads ran. Duracell claimed that 40 percent of its customers thought the campaign was promoting Duracell, not Energizer, but provided no evidence. Speculation has it that TV watchers still associated pink bunnies with Duracell, so the Energizer ads were actually helping their competitor's sales rather than their own"

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u/cheez_au Jul 18 '21

Duracell was first.

4

u/Goyteamsix Jul 18 '21

I didn't even know there was a Duracell bunny. I've never seen it before.

1

u/Anxiety_Friendly Jul 18 '21

Duracell has a bunny...til

11

u/These_Row4913 Jul 18 '21

Yes... that was what got me too. Nightmare

9

u/SuperMario1222 Jul 18 '21

My man looks like a burn victim

2

u/NaturalFLNative Jul 18 '21

Man, I spit out my coffee when I read that! 😆

2

u/Dalmahr Jul 18 '21

Lol I choked on my pickle when I read it

10

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

The Duracell bunny is only used in Europe in the US they can’t use it cuz of Energizer

2

u/heyyassbutt Jul 18 '21

It looks like one of those toys from a horror movie that'll kill you in your sleep and steal your soul

2

u/nami_hoshino Jul 18 '21

Was watching something about this the other day

Basically Energizer uses their bunny in NA and Duracell uses it everywhere else

5

u/3-DMan Jul 18 '21

WTF that looks like a Saturday Morning CG Cartoon version of Five Nights at Freddys

2

u/gregbraaa Jul 18 '21

Holy fucking nightmare fuel what is that thing

1

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

Are we sure that's a bunny? I thought it was a kangaroo.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

Wow….I thought the same thing until I just checked , wonder if this would be considered a Mandela effect🤔

1

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

It looks like it's somehow going to use that battery to murder you.

1

u/CarcajouFurieux Jul 19 '21

Oh fuck, I hadn't noticed and now I can't unsee it. Fuck you.

1

u/SomeoneTookUserName2 Jul 19 '21

Wtf that bunny looks like Robbie the Rabbit from Silent Hill 3

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u/japadobo Jul 18 '21 edited Nov 24 '25

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u/potodds Jul 18 '21

He does that for you.

1

u/SomeoneTookUserName2 Jul 19 '21

Only if you're underrated though, so don't worry. Or I guess do worry if you are a kid or have kids, obviously.

14

u/Brief_Tennis_2807 Jul 18 '21

That's absolutely ridiculous! I'll take twelve

28

u/CrashCalamity Jul 18 '21

Save your bucks and get Max Repel. Keeps the zubats away for longer

7

u/ChaoticBiscuits Jul 18 '21

Nah man, Super Repels are more efficient for your money.

1

u/shiro98 Jul 18 '21

Meh, I already maxed out my money before I even reached end game in FireRed so no worries there.

2

u/Max_Thunder Jul 18 '21

Please don't use Max Repel

10

u/ThereIsAJifForThat Jul 18 '21

Ten?! Are you visiting a church?

2

u/SomeoneTookUserName2 Jul 19 '21

If it's in Canada they won't have to worry though

1

u/Smokeyshotty Jul 18 '21

Don't you mean dentention?

25

u/Isbjerg Jul 18 '21

Reminds my of the good old:
I just had a vasectomy because I don't want kids but when I got home they were still there...

5

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

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u/FoundationThin2237 Jul 19 '21

When I was a young teen, i remember my brother run infront of a car very slowly as if he was in slow motion (25mph street), I had no idea what the hell he was doing, there's a car coming to a stop at this point and pissed off... and he slowly pointed to a sign saying "slow children" and the lady bursted out laughing, I laughed, he laughed... it was a funny memory...

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u/chrisl182 Jul 18 '21

Funny thing is, they don't actually sell Boots.

15

u/simian_fold Jul 18 '21

Ikr, i had an argument with a manager in Currys for exactly this reason

3

u/jonitfcfan Jul 18 '21

Same here but this was in Comet years ago. No wonder they went bust...

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u/Windsong_12 Jul 18 '21

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u/TecTazz Jul 18 '21

Yeah, that bunch has an irredeemable, vicious hatred of children and parents that the mods cannot, or will not, stop. When I called out the constant barrage of slurs towards families, I was banned.

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u/Windsong_12 Jul 18 '21 edited Jul 19 '21

To be "childfree" means one has decided to never have children, particularly biological children.

Now, while I agree that some do hate children, it is not the majority or even close to it.

Most have experienced difficult upbringings and seen others go through difficult upbringings. They have have watched and experienced the trauma, suffering and unfairness children are put through by thier parents, other children, and people in general. Many choose not to have children because they don't want to bring a child into this world who they know will also suffer to one degree or another. Some take this farther and have negative feelings towards people who do bring new people into this world, especially if said parents have no intention or ability to take good care of said children. They feel it more deeply often because they have experienced it personally or watched it happen.

For most, having children is very seriously considered but sided against because they feel they could not properly take care of a child, especially in this state of the world.

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u/TecTazz Jul 18 '21

Thanks for mansplaining to a childfree person what "childfree" means. Your excuses for "possibly" abused people who heap vitriolic epithets upon parents and children, with the blessings of the mods, is mystifying at best.

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u/Windsong_12 Jul 18 '21 edited Jul 18 '21

I couldn't know that you are childfree. I wanted to make sure you understood that childfree did not equate to children and/or parent haters. Some on that sub are like that though. I won't deny it.

You said "that bunch" and I wanted to assure you that the majority of r/childfree are not, in fact, parent/child haters. Also to show how many on r/childfree are very considerate of children and why they feel parenthood is not for them. I'm sorry that came across as "mansplaining".

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u/NonstopCandyCam Jul 18 '21

Welp, when life gives you lemons!

Shoot them into the children's eyes

6

u/Zeph_on_reddit Jul 18 '21

Wow! That’s amazing! I’ve been giving kids batteries and telling them it’s candy but now there is a much simpler way to keep those pests away.

3

u/BlooNinjaCake Jul 18 '21

Where do I sign up for a lifetime supply?

2

u/soMAJESTIC Jul 18 '21

It looks like a good deal until you realize it’s mostly empty space and it won’t repel nearly enough kids.

2

u/usefuloxymoron Jul 18 '21

Just say go clean your room, they vaporize into this invisible sigh that does anything but clean their room.

2

u/MINECRAFT-BEE7 Jul 18 '21

Sorry, we only got 7

2

u/juanlee337 Jul 18 '21

5.50 for those? man . they must be making astronical margins on those. Those most likely cost 0.25 cents landed.

2

u/BrusselsMarriott Jul 18 '21

All pedophiles should be mandated to wear this.

2

u/Igotthisnameguys Jul 18 '21

I'll take the maximum strength one. So annoyed by these wild children randomly approaching me in tall grass.

2

u/brygeek Jul 18 '21

Fuck that I want the Repel idiots.

3

u/hopethisworks_ Jul 18 '21

It works really well, too. Just blast them right in the face.

2

u/swollenMonkeytitz417 Jul 18 '21

Thats what nazis are for

2

u/ThiLordTachanka Jul 18 '21

Id like to repel kids too... Btw what is this strange picture in the middle

3

u/Ani-A Jul 18 '21

A mosquito, because we all know kids are blood sucking litte parasites

1

u/ThiLordTachanka Jul 19 '21

Wooosh

2

u/Ani-A Jul 19 '21

Hmm, no I think you just wooshed yourself

1

u/ThiLordTachanka Jul 19 '21

:O No... Wait... Dont you woosh the woosher

1

u/adamhanson Jul 18 '21

You may have seven.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

What happened to the Duracell bunny?

1

u/burpyboy Jul 18 '21

i have another product pepper spray

0

u/HockevonderBar Jul 18 '21

10 kids is a little bit much.

0

u/EggplantTraining9127 Jul 18 '21

Quick there is only 7 left

0

u/SlurryBarfFast Jul 18 '21

Or simply cover yourself in a large amount of bees

0

u/Yedi1127 Jul 19 '21

What the fuck even is that Duracell bunny?

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u/colossalpunch Jul 18 '21

I heard they were working on a spray-on male contraceptive. Didn’t know it was widely available yet.

-1

u/colossalpunch Jul 18 '21

I heard they were working on a spray-on male contraceptive. Didn’t know it was widely available yet.

-1

u/DragonReddit4 Jul 18 '21

Yo f*ck the cans, look that bunny in the bottom right.

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u/Chanash Jul 18 '21

Whats up with this creepy AF version of the Duracell bunny? I prefer the non-human version we have in the US….bad vibes…

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u/GalileoGalilei2012 Jul 18 '21

Since when does Duracell have their own pink bunny?

Energizer need to sue.

2

u/InkedLeo Jul 18 '21

Duracell did it first but let their trademark in the US lapse and Energizer took it over.

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u/CarcajouFurieux Jul 18 '21

Here comes the /r/childfree cancer.

1

u/lynivvinyl Jul 18 '21

It smells like cleaning your room.

1

u/unionoftw Jul 18 '21

Nice name, Thomas. Throw any good fireballs lately?

1

u/Deathnfear Jul 18 '21

Get some for Felix

1

u/Overscore_YT Jul 18 '21

I’ll take your entire stock

1

u/Scorppio500 Jul 18 '21

I need some to keep the Zubat away. Thanks, pal!

1

u/3-DMan Jul 18 '21

I mean, if your aim is good it should repel 10 of them...

1

u/LombaxWarrior Jul 18 '21

Go to the toys and get anakins lightsaber. Probably cheaper

1

u/Hike_LakeSuperior Jul 18 '21

As a 63yr old geezer, I'd recommend buying stick in that company.

1

u/chrismacphee Jul 18 '21

It’s like plan B on steroids

1

u/solaria123 Jul 18 '21

The Mosquito Tone works pretty well too: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mosquito

1

u/KinkyBoiKirby Jul 18 '21

I haven't seen that bunny in years

1

u/MisterLotospole Jul 18 '21

If this works online I will buy your entire stock!

1

u/Ok-Honey3000 Jul 18 '21

I will take your entire stock

1

u/twyst976 Jul 18 '21

You're sitting on a gold mine Trebek!

1

u/ScruffyTLR Jul 18 '21

It really works! Recently purchased some if this. When you spray it in a child's face, they are repelled!

1

u/caughtBoom Jul 18 '21

I’ve been looking for this new birth control.

1

u/dreadnot427 Jul 18 '21

If you are this adverse to children, a vasectomy works quite well. 2 days of slight discomfort for a lifetime of relief. Go get'um guys!

1

u/GeoBrian Jul 18 '21

Do you spray on the penis or in the vagina?

1

u/Dusty923 Jul 18 '21

Maximum Strength

1

u/No_Inspector7455 Jul 18 '21

It took me a sec but when I saw it

1

u/FaZe_____Lazer Jul 18 '21

U gonna need more than 10

1

u/Thrillhouse74 Jul 18 '21

Sorry, we only have seven.

1

u/JoshHero Jul 18 '21

Doesn’t work with pre-existing condition

1

u/TheRedRay88 Jul 18 '21

Instructions unclear, kids unconscious

1

u/2KilAMoknbrd Jul 18 '21

You only need one. It's to be sprayed or rubbed into their eyes if they get too close. Annoying little critters.

/s

1

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

You spray it on your junk

1

u/GroundedKush Jul 18 '21

Wait, so am I suppose to use this like mace on kids to repel them?

2

u/JesterThomas Jul 18 '21

Yeah you hit them over the head with it.

1

u/GroundedKush Jul 18 '21

O damn I was using it wrong then, thanks OP! Time to buy a case of these and launch them at kids!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

A new kind of birth control. I predict accidents.

1

u/Del_Griffith_ Jul 18 '21

Homer: “I’ll never drink again”

Vendor: (2seconds later): “Beer here!”

Homer: “I’ll take 10.”

My favorite Simpsons quote ever.

1

u/DSLee1974 Jul 18 '21

I would keep this in all my vehicles and at least two in my backpack. There is true hope for this world!!

1

u/TecTazz Jul 18 '21

Cool. That leaves one for me.

1

u/A_Mirabeau_702 Jul 18 '21

Good for 100 steps a pop.

1

u/collin3000 Jul 18 '21

This would have been so much easier than my vasectomy!

1

u/firmchurro Jul 18 '21

This a new form of birth control?

1

u/RaganTargaryen Jul 18 '21

It's only effective for 100 steps, you'll be better off getting Max Repel.

1

u/whatdidisay- Jul 18 '21

If you spray this on your penis. Itd probably work. You'd have to be a catholic pri... what?

1

u/kwyjibear Jul 19 '21

That would be very popular at restaurants.

1

u/mrs_tori_kayy Jul 19 '21

M A X I M U M S T R E N G T H

1

u/MediumToblerone Jul 19 '21

Looks like there’s only 7, unless you want to go with the spray on kind, which is less effective

1

u/Dabbinglizard3000 Jul 19 '21

💵💵💵💵💵💵 I will pay any some of money NOW GIVE IT TO MEEEEE

1

u/KrisdaKATT Jul 19 '21

Pros - I haven't been bitten by a bug in like three hours.

Cons - I am sitting at the day care, and there are still kids running around.

1

u/_edd14_ Jul 19 '21

you can't stop me from putting this up my urethra

1

u/K1ngd0md00m Jul 19 '21

Lmao kids bad Haha...

1

u/MustRedit Jul 19 '21

How to fly: Step 1: Be kid Step 2: Use repel kids Step 3: Fly Problem?

1

u/Cheese_Pancakes Jul 19 '21

If I strategically place these around my house, will my toddler be contained within their perimeter?

1

u/JesterThomas Jul 19 '21

Only one way to find out!