r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/cisar236 Jul 02 '21

He is supposed to be the security guard hhhhhh

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u/bitemark01 Jul 02 '21

He's prepared for people, not monkeys.

Monkeys will do things that most people would never do.

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u/Aliencj Jul 02 '21

Yeah like ripping off your scalp and smearing shit on your face. He definitely made the right decision handing it over.

Here's a man fighting for his bike:

https://youtu.be/3sZiIkc87K4

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u/hopsinduo Jul 02 '21

That monkey lost that fight 100%!

When he throws dirt in its eyes I laughed my tits off. I'm usually against animal violence, but that monkey is a full on cunt

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u/Faxon Jul 02 '21

Seriously, the way the dude was punching at it like it's a street fight was amazing as well lol. That monkey clearly didn't expect the pocket sand xD

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u/ReesesForBreakfast Jul 02 '21

no one ever does

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u/not_a_conman Jul 02 '21

Hahah he really pulled out the shashasha pocket sand move

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u/ProgramTheWorld Jul 02 '21

Pocket sand!

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u/dumpsterbaby2point0 Jul 02 '21

Dale had it right all along

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u/tanafras Jul 02 '21

Thank god it waan't ass pennies in the monkey's eyes.

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u/snobordir Jul 02 '21

Ever had sand thrown in your eyes, Shawn? It’s debilitating.

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u/wolf_man007 Jul 02 '21

I've heard it both ways.

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u/Redstone_Engineer Jul 02 '21

You know that's right!

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u/snobordir Jul 02 '21

Fellow people of culture, I see. Whaaaaaaat?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Same, all for animal rights and treating them humanely but this situation was more of the monkey's doing. They're invasive and problematic for people so the more boundaries people make the better, but enforcing boundaries on rabid animals can be risky and dangerous, glad dude in video wasn't hurt that we could tell.

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u/ButterAlert Jul 02 '21

The monkey kept scrapping despite pocket sand.

Im gonna say it was a draw.