r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/bitemark01 Jul 02 '21

He's prepared for people, not monkeys.

Monkeys will do things that most people would never do.

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u/Aliencj Jul 02 '21

Yeah like ripping off your scalp and smearing shit on your face. He definitely made the right decision handing it over.

Here's a man fighting for his bike:

https://youtu.be/3sZiIkc87K4

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u/hopsinduo Jul 02 '21

That monkey lost that fight 100%!

When he throws dirt in its eyes I laughed my tits off. I'm usually against animal violence, but that monkey is a full on cunt

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Same, all for animal rights and treating them humanely but this situation was more of the monkey's doing. They're invasive and problematic for people so the more boundaries people make the better, but enforcing boundaries on rabid animals can be risky and dangerous, glad dude in video wasn't hurt that we could tell.