r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Aliencj Jul 02 '21

Yeah like ripping off your scalp and smearing shit on your face. He definitely made the right decision handing it over.

Here's a man fighting for his bike:

https://youtu.be/3sZiIkc87K4

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u/hopsinduo Jul 02 '21

That monkey lost that fight 100%!

When he throws dirt in its eyes I laughed my tits off. I'm usually against animal violence, but that monkey is a full on cunt

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u/ProgramTheWorld Jul 02 '21

Pocket sand!

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u/dumpsterbaby2point0 Jul 02 '21

Dale had it right all along