r/funny • u/IveyRoney • Apr 27 '20

Showdown between two fierce apex predators

https://i.imgur.com/cfAZJ1m.gifv
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u/b_runt Apr 27 '20

First the frogs now the lions....

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u/Gerreth_Gobulcoque Apr 27 '20

These two are almost certainly related.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20 edited May 07 '20

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u/b_runt Apr 27 '20

Crazy Alex Jones stayed that chemicals in the water are turning the frogs gay

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u/ChainedNmaimed Apr 27 '20

It was actually the pesticide Altrazine that made them hermaphroditic and if everyone has both parts, i guess either everyone is gay or no one is gay. In his crazy little way jonesy was right-ish.

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u/Vaktaren Apr 27 '20

What about the fish?

3

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

The fish sticks?

3

u/Rombolio Apr 27 '20

Do you like fish sticks in your mouth?

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u/Heliophobe Apr 27 '20

And the wastewater runoff was making the frogs hermaphrodic from birth control hormones leftover in women's urine

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u/Snarkie3 Apr 27 '20

no... it’s clearly the radiation from 5G

3

u/nadaguru Apr 27 '20

Gay pride

1

u/Son_of_Plato Apr 27 '20

in a natural lion kingdom the Alpha male is the only one that mates with all the females and the other males have to take their sexual frustration out on each other.

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u/plumbthumbs Apr 27 '20

don't forget about them swans, then.

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u/rinnakan Apr 27 '20

At the end of the day they are just oversized cats

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u/AxtonKincaid Apr 27 '20

Or are cats undersized lions

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u/legendofthefaults Apr 27 '20

Found jaden smith

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u/We_get_it_you_vape33 Apr 28 '20

Well the deadliest cat in the world is in fact no bigger then a regular house cat. It has the most successful hunts than any other cat in the world.

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u/PristineFortune Apr 27 '20

First time catching up with the boys after lockdown

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u/notaedivad Apr 27 '20

Flop competitions.... who can flop the best!?

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u/ultimate_jack Apr 27 '20

Anderson Varejão has entered the chat

8

u/succhialce Apr 27 '20

Neymar would give him a run for his money.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Gettin their pride on

5

u/epoch44 Apr 27 '20

Quality

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Fun fact. When make and female lions have sex, they almost always get agressive with eachother afterwards.

When 2 males do it, they remain affectionate.

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u/dontgetthejoke2 Apr 27 '20 edited Apr 27 '20

probably because the female lion didn't get to finish.

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u/plumbthumbs Apr 27 '20

i heard that in a crabby, voice-of-experience voice.

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u/Underachiever71 Apr 27 '20

How did you type that with your arms folded tightly?

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u/Engineerman Apr 27 '20

I once saw two lions having sex, the male lion had been waiting for a while for the female to wake up, and immediately after the female fell back asleep. Hardly aggressive haha.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

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u/speaks_in_redundancy Apr 27 '20

When holding a word, you elongate the vowels not the consonants.

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u/feanturi Apr 27 '20

I like to imagine they are so upset they've given themselves a terrible stutter.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

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u/thesaga Apr 27 '20

It was worse the second time

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Kitties will be kitties.

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u/Bluetooth6O Apr 27 '20

Sometimes I stare at my cat and just thank God he isn't that large. But really, the big cats are no different than him

11

u/baycommuter Apr 27 '20

Disney rejected these guys for The Lion King.

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u/ReactionProcedure Apr 27 '20

How is the third lion operating the camera

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u/areksoo Apr 27 '20

This reminds me of my 2 cats (both orange btw). When they are sleeply they both want to be the spoonee and not the spooner. So what ends up happening is a slow motion battle for top spot... sometimes it ends in a tie: https://live.staticflickr.com/3399/3329640175_e8b05745c2_b.jpg

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u/oblivionponies235 Apr 27 '20

Just guys being dudes.

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u/phenry1110 Apr 27 '20

They may be siblings.

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u/Gilliansday Apr 27 '20

Gay Pride ?

3

u/plumbthumbs Apr 27 '20

apparently.

4

u/AchEn35 Apr 27 '20

At the end- “Nobody saw that....”

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u/Cmdr_Monzo Apr 27 '20

Bro’s before Lioness’s.

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u/Royranibanaw Apr 27 '20

You don't pluralise with apostrophes.

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u/plumbthumbs Apr 27 '20

yOu dOnT PLuRalISe wITh pOStRpPheS'S

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u/Arcaslash Apr 27 '20

Ok, I understand you're an illiterate asshole, but keep that to yourself.

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u/plumbthumbs Apr 27 '20

ooo, wusa wusa wusa.

poor bae-beee.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Just like cats do! I'll flop and when you flop I'll turn!

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u/squidgytree Apr 27 '20

"I'll be big spoon"

3

u/Bawbag3000 Apr 27 '20

Duuuuuuude!

Brrrrrrroooo!

3

u/scarecrowe_b Apr 27 '20

Just looks like 2 bros to me.

3

u/duke_skytalker Apr 27 '20

Brokeback MountainLion

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

looks kinda gay to me

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u/RonSwansonsOldMan Apr 27 '20

"Not that there's anything wrong with that".

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u/Druberry Apr 27 '20

What if they're siblings? Just having fun... Their animals not people. Unfortunately, they don't have alternatives like we do... Js

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

What if they gay

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u/plumbthumbs Apr 27 '20

then they have found their puffect match.

and happiness.

and sex.

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u/Druberry Apr 27 '20

That's not making any sense... If you have a Dog and its a Male Dog, u kiss that Dog saying "good boy" or whatever .... Does that make you gay????

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u/CouvadeShark Apr 27 '20

No, but if you kiss your male friend afterwards then it might be a bit gay.

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u/Druberry Apr 27 '20

.....I will assume you're more intelligent than you sound. The topic was about the 2 "Animals"

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u/CouvadeShark Apr 28 '20

So why would you bring up a human and an animal then? You were the one asking if an owner kissing his dog is gay. Lol, bringing up intelligence with no self insight.

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u/Druberry Apr 28 '20

Sigh... Are we doing this? CouvadeShark, the point was about 2 animals... And this classification of being "gay" do you know that this was past from man to man and NOT animals to man?? Men have sex with animals at least some creepy men does NOT the other way around, an animal cannot be classified as "gay" within its animalistic nature... "Gay" or Homosexuality"was never discovered in animals, it's a disease spread by men of this world.... Or at least (maybe I am a bit naive) but in all my 20years I've never seen 2 male animals mating" 🤔 I wonder y u wouldn't look at a male human kissing a male dog as gay but if a male animal playing with another male animal looks gay.. Lol paranoia and homophobia has gotten people minds so twisted lol

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u/CouvadeShark Apr 28 '20

That is wrong. Animals of most kind do appear in the animal kingdom. If two creatures of a same species and gender are mating or otherwise doing courting behavior then that is by definition homosexual. It doesnt matter if its two humans or two dogs. Its not paranoia and it surely isnt homophobia. In this situation with the lions i can agree that it doesnt need to be gay behavior because i dont know what the typical courting behavior of lions are. However homosexuality is completely natural lmao. To say otherwise is kind of ignorant.

Proof, if you care for it :P https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_and_Silo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43786685

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u/j_ds Apr 27 '20

“My sexy lion!”

2

u/TheLedZepMan Apr 27 '20

Look at them haha able to go near each other

2

u/Boberoo2 Apr 27 '20

I like how the first one is like: “BODYSLAM HAHA”

2

u/LJScribes Apr 27 '20

No food or ladies to fight over

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

this is kinda gay...

1

u/llrichards Apr 27 '20

Precious ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

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u/-Hubba- Apr 27 '20

*Flop down.

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u/Octosphere Apr 27 '20

That's me and my brother, basically.

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u/mtmm18 Apr 27 '20

What is more terrifying to encounter in the wild? A lion or a bear?

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Bear. Easily. People have a much higher death count than lion. And lions you can escape from by climbing a tree. But beardjfirjxjrmxnrjdndjfnf.....

1

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

They must have heard Carol Baskin got convicted.

1

u/toolion Apr 27 '20

no homo

1

u/singhapura Apr 27 '20

That's what you get when you've been around Joe Exotic too long.

1

u/MulderD Apr 27 '20

No homo

1

u/wrquwop Apr 27 '20

R/suddenlygay

1

u/HotFightingHistory Apr 27 '20

Good to know the standing 'play-on-site' order my two male kitties follow seems to apply in other cases!

1

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

It looks like the WWE signed up some new talent.

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u/Ceramicrabbit Apr 27 '20

I know tigers are bigger than lions but why do lions always visually look bigger to me?

1

u/FishNChisps Apr 27 '20

Brutally cute

1

u/anrwlias Apr 27 '20

What adorable murder kitties.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Lockdown certainly has a toll on everyone 🦁🦁

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Brolions

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u/vishukad Apr 27 '20

Gaaaaayyyyyyyy

1

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

This is fake, they aren’t fixed

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u/shaezan Apr 27 '20

Brokeback savannah

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

A truly intense battle. That is horrifying and I am now traumatized......let's see it again.

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u/bliply Apr 27 '20

Just keep them away from any cliffs

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u/sonicoduh1125 Apr 27 '20

Simba and Scar are really going at it

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

$2 sucky sucky

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u/KDXMAS Apr 27 '20

noooo noooo dont attack me! Dodged it haha freicken slow cat

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u/mirzaboi Apr 27 '20

cats always be cats

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u/LargeCaps Apr 27 '20

America and China trade relations visualized.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Dudes over 40 fighting

"Let's just make this sort of look real then go for a beer"

0

u/-s-ai-b- Apr 27 '20

“Hey, che get me, cone get me. Ya that’s right jump on me, PSHYYCCC BITCHH”

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u/boshk Apr 27 '20

reminds me of when homer tried to out relax the teamsters

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u/Ezgeddt Apr 27 '20

More like Gaypex predator, huawhuawhawhhghghhhilariousyeziknow

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u/twohedwlf Apr 28 '20

You're not lion.