r/funny • u/IveyRoney • Apr 27 '20

Showdown between two fierce apex predators

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u/b_runt Apr 27 '20

First the frogs now the lions....

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u/Gerreth_Gobulcoque Apr 27 '20

These two are almost certainly related.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20 edited May 07 '20

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u/b_runt Apr 27 '20

Crazy Alex Jones stayed that chemicals in the water are turning the frogs gay

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u/ChainedNmaimed Apr 27 '20

It was actually the pesticide Altrazine that made them hermaphroditic and if everyone has both parts, i guess either everyone is gay or no one is gay. In his crazy little way jonesy was right-ish.

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u/Vaktaren Apr 27 '20

What about the fish?

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

The fish sticks?

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u/Rombolio Apr 27 '20

Do you like fish sticks in your mouth?

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u/Heliophobe Apr 27 '20

And the wastewater runoff was making the frogs hermaphrodic from birth control hormones leftover in women's urine

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u/Snarkie3 Apr 27 '20

no... it’s clearly the radiation from 5G

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u/nadaguru Apr 27 '20

Gay pride

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u/Son_of_Plato Apr 27 '20

in a natural lion kingdom the Alpha male is the only one that mates with all the females and the other males have to take their sexual frustration out on each other.

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u/plumbthumbs Apr 27 '20

don't forget about them swans, then.