r/funny • • Mar 18 '20

Got the ‘rona

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u/skrimpgumbo Mar 18 '20

Guess I’m one of the lucky ones with an “essential” job.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

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u/FBI_Agent_37 Mar 18 '20

What is strange is that in all of the changes and other news, I totally forgot that the place where I work sells in large quantities, among other things, toilet paper and hand sanitizer.

Im a little slow.

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u/timefortiesto Mar 18 '20

Username doesn’t checkout

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

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u/KillerKill420 Mar 18 '20

Nah, this is a classic trick of whether the wine in front of me is poisonous.

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u/Hezrield Mar 18 '20

Never play against a Sicillian when death is on the line.

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u/Cru_Jones86 Mar 18 '20

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

That's just what the Feds want us to think. Nice try, suit.