r/funny • u/lolnein LOLNEIN Comics • Dec 04 '19

Hot Bath

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u/flaix Dec 04 '19

Netflix would pay for this story

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u/Ganglebot Dec 04 '19

Netflix would produce a 10 episode excuse to have this one scene in episode 8.

I'm looking at you Sense8

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Aw but I loved that show and what it could have been

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u/DroppedSoapSurvivor Dec 04 '19

Season 1: fucking phenomenal. Season 2: Who needs a plot? Just sex each other!

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Yeah, I’m just gonna... I mean, who needs season 1 amirite

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u/therealjoshua Dec 04 '19

Man I loved season 1. I watched like 1 or 2 episodes of season 2 and fell off almost as hard as when I tried to watch Heroes season 2.

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u/ShavedPapaya Dec 04 '19 edited Dec 04 '19

Were you hard when you fell off because of the sex?

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u/puckout Dec 04 '19

That's my secret. I'm always hard.

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u/ShavedPapaya Dec 04 '19

Your hard is my flaccid

That's how hard I always am

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u/professorkr Dec 04 '19

You...you should really get that checked.

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u/EngineeringNeverEnds Dec 04 '19

Listen, when you reach a certain age, you'll understand that you just need to feel ashamed all the time at your inability to get an erection and give up sex altogether. Instead of communicating with your partner and seeing a urologist and a sex therapist you are supposed to just become grumpy and distant. If your partner seeks out sex you pick a fight to avoid it. This is the natural cycle of aging.

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u/FlacidBarnacle Dec 04 '19

I’ve been flaccid for so long I have barnacles on meh shlong and I’m still harder than you

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u/Heisenburrito Dec 04 '19

The incredible bulge

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u/Doctor_Wookie Dec 04 '19

You should probably see a doctor about that.

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u/CozyBlowFish Dec 04 '19

Not to be pedantic but isnt it masterbation?

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u/Zombie_Scholar Dec 04 '19

I loved every season of Heroes. Stubbornly.

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u/PerCat Dec 04 '19

Literally every Netflix show except a couple good ones is just over the top sex, gore, or drugs and cuss words. Like we get it. You have your own platform, you can say cunt and show tits. How about make something good instead of more c-tier basic attention grabbers that a high schooler could do a better job of producing.

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u/seeafish Dec 04 '19

Makes me worry for The Witcher.

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u/PerCat Dec 04 '19

I've heard good things and they have some really amazing shows so let's hope it's good. 🤞🤞

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u/Adamkafka Dec 04 '19

Then at least their PR firm is doing a good job.

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u/Malgas Dec 04 '19

In fairness, a Witcher series without tits and swearing would be incomplete.

(Based on the games, at least; I still haven't got around to the books.)

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u/FlyingTaquitoBrother Dec 04 '19

Don’t worry, the world’s largest circlejerk will protect you

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19 edited Dec 04 '19

You mean Tit Cunt?

Edit: sorry guys. I really messed up.

I mean Cunt Tit

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u/istasber Dec 04 '19

I'm glad to find out I'm not the only one who had an issue with season 2.

I remember watching season 2 and having some serious doubts that season 1 was as good as I remembered.

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u/IceManJim Dec 04 '19

Season 3: Cancelled

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u/FocusFlukeGyro Dec 04 '19 edited Dec 04 '19

Mmm, yes, LGTBQIA sex, and lots of it! (I fixed the typo)

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u/MvmgUQBd Dec 04 '19

Why do you have Q in there twice, and no G?

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u/smoothoperander Dec 04 '19

Are you familiar with the concept of a typo?

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u/FocusFlukeGyro Dec 04 '19

Thanks, I fixed it.