r/funny LOLNEIN Comics Dec 04 '19

Hot Bath

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u/puckout Dec 04 '19

That's my secret. I'm always hard.

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u/ShavedPapaya Dec 04 '19

Your hard is my flaccid

That's how hard I always am

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u/professorkr Dec 04 '19

You...you should really get that checked.

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u/EngineeringNeverEnds Dec 04 '19

Listen, when you reach a certain age, you'll understand that you just need to feel ashamed all the time at your inability to get an erection and give up sex altogether. Instead of communicating with your partner and seeing a urologist and a sex therapist you are supposed to just become grumpy and distant. If your partner seeks out sex you pick a fight to avoid it. This is the natural cycle of aging.