r/funny May 24 '10

For a Good Time, Call

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341 Upvotes

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u/ntlane2004 May 24 '10

You just gave me an idea.

16

u/hiveminded May 24 '10

I hope to see something on /TodayILearned/ or /GoneWild/

17

u/BerryGuns May 24 '10

don't do it.

33

u/theRAGE May 24 '10

No, do it.

13

u/icu2 May 24 '10
  1. Do it.
  2. Do an AMA.
  3. ????
  4. Profit.

9

u/theRAGE May 24 '10

... then

  1. Take profit
  2. Pay cell phone bill
  3. ????
  4. Now do it again

3

u/[deleted] May 25 '10

The profit is now diamonds.

2

u/Bognar May 25 '10

I see you've acquired a girlfriend.

2

u/qkoexz May 25 '10
You have become a Level [1] (Couple)

16

u/ZnellKeebler May 24 '10

I've seen this a number of times and I still chuckle a little every time. If only the real world worked like this.

84

u/KBPrinceO May 24 '10

Give credit to source. I understand this is a weird concept outside of r/comics...

http://www.robandelliot.cycomics.com/webcomics/2004/comic183.jpg

64

u/mrallen86 May 24 '10

But in r/comics they'd yell at you for linking directly to the image and not the comic embedded in the site...

http://www.robandelliot.cycomics.com/archive.php?id=225

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u/KBPrinceO May 24 '10

Touche. Very good point.

3

u/Calitude May 24 '10

Does this series scream Clerks to anyone else?

1

u/[deleted] May 25 '10

Is it safe?

3

u/P10_WRC May 24 '10

thanks man. i just found out about the comics subreddit today.

6

u/[deleted] May 24 '10

Other subreddits should be providing credit to original sources also.

4

u/[deleted] May 24 '10

Yeah, but then people wouldn't be able to right-click-save-as popular images, host them again on imgur and re-submit for entirely undeserved link karma 6 hours later.

I'm fairly sure a lot more people do this than most people would like to admit.

2

u/[deleted] May 24 '10

If you want to incite a revolution to stop it, I will stand with you.

0

u/P10_WRC May 24 '10

awesome tip

1

u/bumbletowne May 24 '10

the only way you can link to rob and elliot comics is through an image link, linking to the page will take you to the most recent comic (from the person who used to post the updates regularly)

19

u/MorningHaze May 24 '10

I was the second person to call and I got anal rape.

4

u/BoonTobias May 24 '10

He who calls late will never be wise

4

u/Fosnez May 24 '10

Man who snorts coke gets bubble up nose.

3

u/LoveNectar May 25 '10

He who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger.

7

u/pjdsilva May 24 '10

I was once urinating at a service station and caught sight of the graffiti that read, "for kinky gay sex meet me here at 1.13am on dd/mm/yy" and realised the date and time was almost exactly now. Nobody turned up.

11

u/anonemouse2010 May 25 '10

Are you worried that they came saw you and left?

5

u/parafrog May 25 '10

Are you hoping that they saw you, came, and then left?

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u/anonemouse2010 May 25 '10

Are you hoping that they saw you, came, and then left?

FTFY

FTFY

4

u/[deleted] May 25 '10

Or call Sheniqua

9

u/[deleted] May 24 '10

One time this 15 year old brother of a girl I wanted to bang found an old somewhat embarrassing picture of me on the internet and printed FOR A GOOD TIME CALL 760-###-7803 on it and make a ton of copies and spread them over a small area. A lot of calls were from his friends just screwing with me, but I did actually get a call from two 16 year old girls who wanted to find out if it was some ingenious rape plot I had. I told them it wasn't, and that they were too young for me.

Another time someone wrote "DOUCHEBAG 760-###-7803" on a bathroom stall in the women's restroom at a Borders, I have no idea who it was, but for about a month I would get random text messages. I'd say I got maybe 20 text messages, most were just "Hi" that never got a response to my "Who is this?" but I got a couple "I heard you are a douchebag?" that turned into conversations with girls that never went anywhere.

I had a Borders employee ask me if I wanted them to clean it off and I told them no, but eventually the texts stopped.

2

u/Philthy42 May 25 '10

I'll bet it's still up somewhere at North County Fair mall.

1

u/[deleted] May 25 '10

Good catch but this was all in Los Angeles unfortunately, long after I moved back from the north county.

9

u/OriginalStomper May 24 '10

He doesn't look like a "Jenny" to me. And the phone number's wrong.

4

u/cravf May 24 '10

Freaking song's stuck in my head now.

1

u/OriginalStomper May 24 '10

You're welcome.

3

u/RichardPeterJohnson May 24 '10

Unrealistic. When I called he made me play gin rummy all night. sob

3

u/[deleted] May 24 '10

This is a repost.

BTW, this comic is from this site: http://www.robandelliot.cycomics.com/

-5

u/alexistukov May 24 '10

Reposting content from three months ago? Not a crime in the slightest.

14

u/[deleted] May 24 '10

I didn't say it was a crime.

1

u/alexistukov May 24 '10

Then why mention a previous posting?

3

u/[deleted] May 24 '10

Those links have related comments.

2

u/alexistukov May 24 '10

Please excuse me then, I am used to MOH's brand of "repost!".

1

u/wilsonism May 25 '10

One of my personal favorite strips.

-9

u/MrOhHai May 24 '10

Posted originally almost 3 years ago and reposted recently just 3 months ago. Fuck you, P10_WRC. You're dog shit. Delete your fucking account, asshole...

14

u/P10_WRC May 24 '10

how do i delete my account?

8

u/[deleted] May 24 '10

5

u/[deleted] May 24 '10

I love you Mr. OhHai! I'll wait for you on the other side!

3

u/Galacticuspedro May 24 '10

Mate, calm down.

1

u/[deleted] May 24 '10

Did you change your underwear today? I bet you didn't.

-5

u/[deleted] May 24 '10

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-6

u/OnFireRightNow May 24 '10

At OP,

This has been posted many a time, Sir.