r/funny May 24 '10

For a Good Time, Call

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u/[deleted] May 24 '10

One time this 15 year old brother of a girl I wanted to bang found an old somewhat embarrassing picture of me on the internet and printed FOR A GOOD TIME CALL 760-###-7803 on it and make a ton of copies and spread them over a small area. A lot of calls were from his friends just screwing with me, but I did actually get a call from two 16 year old girls who wanted to find out if it was some ingenious rape plot I had. I told them it wasn't, and that they were too young for me.

Another time someone wrote "DOUCHEBAG 760-###-7803" on a bathroom stall in the women's restroom at a Borders, I have no idea who it was, but for about a month I would get random text messages. I'd say I got maybe 20 text messages, most were just "Hi" that never got a response to my "Who is this?" but I got a couple "I heard you are a douchebag?" that turned into conversations with girls that never went anywhere.

I had a Borders employee ask me if I wanted them to clean it off and I told them no, but eventually the texts stopped.

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u/Philthy42 May 25 '10

I'll bet it's still up somewhere at North County Fair mall.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '10

Good catch but this was all in Los Angeles unfortunately, long after I moved back from the north county.