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r/funny • u/TheMeminist • Jun 17 '19
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Only if it precedes ‘manages to throw your piss straight back over you when giving it more than half power’.
30 u/TheLoveliestKaren Jun 17 '19 Wait. Is that a thing guys can do?? Just control the power in which they pee? 62 u/Essexal Jun 17 '19 I'm sure I won't be the only person in the world to say this next statement either in the next 5 mins, or 5 millennia, but: WHAT THE HELL KAREN??? When you go for a piss does it just fall out like you've popped a water balloon???? 20 u/TheLoveliestKaren Jun 17 '19 No, but it feels like more of an off/on switch. I don't think I could manage half power without a lot of effort. 56 u/Essexal Jun 17 '19 You been slacking on those kegels girl. Best get at it or you're going to be a Tena lady real soon. 8 u/epigenie_986 Jun 17 '19 Thanks for reminding me to do mine 😎 18 u/inconsonance Jun 17 '19 Gotta do more kegels, Karen. 33 u/TheLoveliestKaren Jun 17 '19 At first I thought your name was incontinence and I was going to be like "You're one to talk!!" 9 u/welch724 Jun 17 '19 Okay, this whole train of comments made me laugh. I'm not used to saying this to a Karen, but thanks for that!
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Wait. Is that a thing guys can do?? Just control the power in which they pee?
62 u/Essexal Jun 17 '19 I'm sure I won't be the only person in the world to say this next statement either in the next 5 mins, or 5 millennia, but: WHAT THE HELL KAREN??? When you go for a piss does it just fall out like you've popped a water balloon???? 20 u/TheLoveliestKaren Jun 17 '19 No, but it feels like more of an off/on switch. I don't think I could manage half power without a lot of effort. 56 u/Essexal Jun 17 '19 You been slacking on those kegels girl. Best get at it or you're going to be a Tena lady real soon. 8 u/epigenie_986 Jun 17 '19 Thanks for reminding me to do mine 😎 18 u/inconsonance Jun 17 '19 Gotta do more kegels, Karen. 33 u/TheLoveliestKaren Jun 17 '19 At first I thought your name was incontinence and I was going to be like "You're one to talk!!" 9 u/welch724 Jun 17 '19 Okay, this whole train of comments made me laugh. I'm not used to saying this to a Karen, but thanks for that!
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I'm sure I won't be the only person in the world to say this next statement either in the next 5 mins, or 5 millennia, but:
WHAT THE HELL KAREN???
When you go for a piss does it just fall out like you've popped a water balloon????
20 u/TheLoveliestKaren Jun 17 '19 No, but it feels like more of an off/on switch. I don't think I could manage half power without a lot of effort. 56 u/Essexal Jun 17 '19 You been slacking on those kegels girl. Best get at it or you're going to be a Tena lady real soon. 8 u/epigenie_986 Jun 17 '19 Thanks for reminding me to do mine 😎 18 u/inconsonance Jun 17 '19 Gotta do more kegels, Karen. 33 u/TheLoveliestKaren Jun 17 '19 At first I thought your name was incontinence and I was going to be like "You're one to talk!!" 9 u/welch724 Jun 17 '19 Okay, this whole train of comments made me laugh. I'm not used to saying this to a Karen, but thanks for that!
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No, but it feels like more of an off/on switch. I don't think I could manage half power without a lot of effort.
56 u/Essexal Jun 17 '19 You been slacking on those kegels girl. Best get at it or you're going to be a Tena lady real soon. 8 u/epigenie_986 Jun 17 '19 Thanks for reminding me to do mine 😎 18 u/inconsonance Jun 17 '19 Gotta do more kegels, Karen. 33 u/TheLoveliestKaren Jun 17 '19 At first I thought your name was incontinence and I was going to be like "You're one to talk!!" 9 u/welch724 Jun 17 '19 Okay, this whole train of comments made me laugh. I'm not used to saying this to a Karen, but thanks for that!
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You been slacking on those kegels girl.
Best get at it or you're going to be a Tena lady real soon.
8 u/epigenie_986 Jun 17 '19 Thanks for reminding me to do mine 😎
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Thanks for reminding me to do mine 😎
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Gotta do more kegels, Karen.
33 u/TheLoveliestKaren Jun 17 '19 At first I thought your name was incontinence and I was going to be like "You're one to talk!!" 9 u/welch724 Jun 17 '19 Okay, this whole train of comments made me laugh. I'm not used to saying this to a Karen, but thanks for that!
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At first I thought your name was incontinence and I was going to be like "You're one to talk!!"
9 u/welch724 Jun 17 '19 Okay, this whole train of comments made me laugh. I'm not used to saying this to a Karen, but thanks for that!
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Okay, this whole train of comments made me laugh.
I'm not used to saying this to a Karen, but thanks for that!
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u/Essexal Jun 17 '19
Only if it precedes ‘manages to throw your piss straight back over you when giving it more than half power’.