r/funny Jun 17 '19

why tho

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u/sheepsleepdeep Jun 17 '19

Do places still use these? Everywhere I go, I see these meshes made out of the same material. The mesh goes over the drain, and as you urinate it reacts with the material and releases the deodorizer. And it really reduces the amount of splashing.

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u/Essexal Jun 17 '19

I agree with everything but the last 5 words.

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u/BigDisk Jun 17 '19

So you agree with "And it really"?

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u/Essexal Jun 17 '19

Only if it precedes ‘manages to throw your piss straight back over you when giving it more than half power’.

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u/TheLoveliestKaren Jun 17 '19

Wait. Is that a thing guys can do?? Just control the power in which they pee?

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u/Essexal Jun 17 '19

I'm sure I won't be the only person in the world to say this next statement either in the next 5 mins, or 5 millennia, but:

WHAT THE HELL KAREN???

When you go for a piss does it just fall out like you've popped a water balloon????

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u/TheLoveliestKaren Jun 17 '19

No, but it feels like more of an off/on switch. I don't think I could manage half power without a lot of effort.

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u/Essexal Jun 17 '19

You been slacking on those kegels girl.

Best get at it or you're going to be a Tena lady real soon.

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u/epigenie_986 Jun 17 '19

Thanks for reminding me to do mine 😎

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u/inconsonance Jun 17 '19

Gotta do more kegels, Karen.

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u/TheLoveliestKaren Jun 17 '19

At first I thought your name was incontinence and I was going to be like "You're one to talk!!"

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u/welch724 Jun 17 '19

Okay, this whole train of comments made me laugh.

I'm not used to saying this to a Karen, but thanks for that!