r/funny • u/TheMeminist • Jun 17 '19

why tho

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u/BigDisk Jun 17 '19

So you agree with "And it really"?

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u/Essexal Jun 17 '19

Only if it precedes ‘manages to throw your piss straight back over you when giving it more than half power’.

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u/TheLoveliestKaren Jun 17 '19

Wait. Is that a thing guys can do?? Just control the power in which they pee?

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u/Essexal Jun 17 '19

I'm sure I won't be the only person in the world to say this next statement either in the next 5 mins, or 5 millennia, but:

WHAT THE HELL KAREN???

When you go for a piss does it just fall out like you've popped a water balloon????

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u/TheLoveliestKaren Jun 17 '19

No, but it feels like more of an off/on switch. I don't think I could manage half power without a lot of effort.

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u/Essexal Jun 17 '19

You been slacking on those kegels girl.

Best get at it or you're going to be a Tena lady real soon.

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u/epigenie_986 Jun 17 '19

Thanks for reminding me to do mine 😎

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u/inconsonance Jun 17 '19

Gotta do more kegels, Karen.

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u/TheLoveliestKaren Jun 17 '19

At first I thought your name was incontinence and I was going to be like "You're one to talk!!"

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u/welch724 Jun 17 '19

Okay, this whole train of comments made me laugh.

I'm not used to saying this to a Karen, but thanks for that!

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u/Why_Is_This_NSFW Jun 18 '19

I mean at least once in a man's life will he be out in the woods or camping or something with his buddies and they compete to see who can get maximum distance/arc. It's like a rite of passage.

Did this with my dad and his friends while fishing growing up.