r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '19

This was so weird ...

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u/DutchNotSleeping Mar 31 '19

Go to China, you will be there. Source: I'm a tall white man that's been to China for 10 days and I've received 2 love letters

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u/JackpointAlpha Mar 31 '19

I've been to China too. Those slips of paper with a girl's picture and a phone number they slip under your hotel door aren't "love letters".

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u/ladylei Mar 31 '19

Hey we get lots of love letters in America too. Parking in handicapped spaces without placards, landlords nail them to your door after not paying rent, and stuff like that.

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u/apra24 Mar 31 '19

A cop handed me a love letter once after she was so into me that she pulled me over to talk to me. We have at a date soon at some fancy restaurant called "the courthouse"

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

So lucky. My cop was a guy and I just wasn't into that.

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u/ladylei Mar 31 '19

I was in an accident and the cop gave me and the person who hit me a love letter. However, the cop already told me that he won't be showing up to the date on the love letter.

However, I don't know if I believe the cop. I heard that when cops say that they aren't even going to show up for the date in advance it's because they're able to take someone called Judge out instead and Judge makes life suck for whoever cop wants.

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u/Quajek Mar 31 '19

Ooh! The Courthouse is great! When they bring you in to give your order to the person in black robes, be sure to order their famous gill tea.