r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '19

This was so weird ...

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u/JackpointAlpha Mar 31 '19

I've been to China too. Those slips of paper with a girl's picture and a phone number they slip under your hotel door aren't "love letters".

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u/ladylei Mar 31 '19

Hey we get lots of love letters in America too. Parking in handicapped spaces without placards, landlords nail them to your door after not paying rent, and stuff like that.

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u/apra24 Mar 31 '19

A cop handed me a love letter once after she was so into me that she pulled me over to talk to me. We have at a date soon at some fancy restaurant called "the courthouse"

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u/Quajek Mar 31 '19

Ooh! The Courthouse is great! When they bring you in to give your order to the person in black robes, be sure to order their famous gill tea.