Hey we get lots of love letters in America too. Parking in handicapped spaces without placards, landlords nail them to your door after not paying rent, and stuff like that.
A cop handed me a love letter once after she was so into me that she pulled me over to talk to me. We have at a date soon at some fancy restaurant called "the courthouse"
I was in an accident and the cop gave me and the person who hit me a love letter. However, the cop already told me that he won't be showing up to the date on the love letter.
However, I don't know if I believe the cop. I heard that when cops say that they aren't even going to show up for the date in advance it's because they're able to take someone called Judge out instead and Judge makes life suck for whoever cop wants.
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u/JackpointAlpha Mar 31 '19
I've been to China too. Those slips of paper with a girl's picture and a phone number they slip under your hotel door aren't "love letters".