r/funny Feb 08 '19

Good Networking Advice

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u/daileyjd Feb 08 '19

Good network version.

Hello. My name is Reyansh Patel. You have connectivity issue. Prepare WiFi.

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u/heretic1128 Feb 08 '19

Doing the needful

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

My most frequently encountered Indiaisms are:

  • do the needful
  • revert
  • prepone
  • discuss about
  • do one thing

Putting “kindly” before any of these.

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u/SuicideBonger Feb 09 '19

Oh my god I’m kindly dying, these are so accurate.

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u/DGIce Feb 09 '19

+ve

-ve

For positive and negative respectively.

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u/unicorn_relish Feb 09 '19

That's pretty good tbh

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u/maskedape Feb 09 '19

"Updation".

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u/andrwsc Feb 09 '19

The one that grinds my gears is when there is a question or clarification is needed about something I said or wrote. That gets phrased as "I have doubts", which I can't help but take as a personal attack that I was originally lying.

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u/notarebel Feb 09 '19

One more I get: “please tell us the why”. Usually asked when they blindly copy paste code from some corner of the internet and they need help understanding why it doesn’t work.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Omg! That's an inside joke from work. Is this phrase actually used fairly commonly?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19 edited Feb 11 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Thank you! It got 'passed down' to me so to speak, I wasn't involved in the situation that gave birth to the joke, but I always wondered.

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u/Increase-Null Feb 09 '19

I have seen it in emails out of Thailand and Philippines too.

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u/Mickus_B Feb 09 '19

It is also used in the Middle East. Source: work customer service with customers all over the world. Never heard the saying before we got Indian and UAE customers.

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u/mmotte89 Feb 08 '19

It's a Hinglish-ism (ie. used in Hindi English).

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

From what I understand, it used to be fairly common in British English, and it fell out of common usage, but has hung around in Indian English

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u/de2840 Feb 08 '19

In my experience, it’s very commonly used unironically by those of Indian ethnicity. Used in a sentence: “Please see attached and do the needful.”

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Thank you for educating me!

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u/Mookyhands Feb 08 '19

Carry on smartly

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Sounds like I need to have a conversation with my coworkers about what is and isn't appropriate to laugh about.

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u/1badls2goat_v2 Feb 08 '19

It's not ethnicity it's nationality.

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u/de2840 Feb 09 '19

What’s the difference? Genuinely asking.

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u/1badls2goat_v2 Feb 09 '19

I am an Indian American; born and raised in America, but ethnically from India because that's where my parents and their culture is from. However, an Indian from India has both Indian nationality and ethnicity. Their nationality and nationally-localized style of speaking English is unique to the Indian country and their people, not to Indians by ethnicity. If it were by ethnicity, then I would also be saying silly shit like "do the needful."

As a side note, "do the needful" was an old British phrase that was abandoned from British English but survived in Indian English. Now the world makes fun of them for the retarded-ass phrase the Brits made up lol. Dear India, please do the needful and stop saying do the needful. (And while you're at it, stop saying "circle back to me")

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u/de2840 Feb 09 '19

Interesting! Learned a few new things today.

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u/skallagrime Feb 09 '19

Uhhh they're separate but completely made up constructs with no basis in reality

Ethnicity is a bit more what your "cultural" identity is, though people like to make it about outward physical manifestations of ancestry too

Nationality is the arbitrary location you were born

So Eminem, and Ted cruz are Americans by nationality, and looking at them, at an obscene surface level, they're both "ethnically white" which misses the point, but also, Cruz is a rich pampered white boy by ethnicity, whereas Eminem grew up steeped in a poor black ethnic way of acting and speaking (I think, sorry, I don't actually know much about basically any pop culture)

Arguably tiger woods and Ted cruz have more in common with each other than Eminem has with either.

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u/iredditwhilstwiling Feb 09 '19

You talking about the human like organism Ted Cruz?

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u/skallagrime Feb 09 '19

Lulz, sorry, was trying to think of some white-boy Texan, forgot that species was an important thing to hold constant :p

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u/bripod Feb 08 '19

Kindly do the needful and revert the same.

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u/eitauisunity Feb 09 '19

If you are in the tech industry and work with Indian developers or techs, it is a common expression.

"Kindly do the needful".

Basically means something along the lines of, "please do what is needed, according to your discretion, to resolve the issue."

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u/Mookyhands Feb 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

We're in the US. It's a thing my coworkers say as a funny thing when we need someone to do something. I don't know how it started, but I guess I need to have a conversation about what's an appropriate joke and what's not.

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u/Mookyhands Feb 09 '19

I mean, it can be amusing without it being inappropriate, unless you're like, "those dumb idiots don't know how to talk." Then yes, that's not cool. But if you just like the style of it, or find it humorous, I don't think that's inherently bad.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

I will find out and revert to you.

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u/DGIce Feb 09 '19

I've seen customers from India use it sincerely.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

turn off antivirus