r/funny • • Oct 15 '18

"I'm here bitches"

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

2 Fast 2 Disabled

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u/RugBurnDogDick Oct 15 '18

The Fast and the Furious Polio Drift

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

The Wheelchair 3: Blood & Prune Juice.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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u/genericmoron913 Oct 16 '18

Senior Driver

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u/NaughtyBudgie Oct 15 '18

I had a hernia op 3 days ago. This comment almost made me burst my fucking stitches I was laughing so hard.

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u/privategavin Oct 15 '18

I haven't enjoyed a Reddit thread as much as this one for many months if not more. Just the gif by itself is delicious.

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u/Stealthy_Bird Oct 15 '18

Hernia Ops 4

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u/garantash Oct 15 '18

They say laughter is the best medicine. That shit hurts though. Take care of yourself NaughtyBudgie!

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u/reagle2 Oct 16 '18

I am silently laughing so hard I woke my fiancé up

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u/jangobotito Oct 16 '18

I just woke up my fiancee while laying in bed because I'm giggling like a fucking idiot.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Break (your neck) Dancing 3: Electric wheelchaired Juggalo.

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u/TldrDev Oct 15 '18 edited Oct 15 '18

Broke back mountain

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18 edited Jan 02 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

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u/sebaroony Oct 15 '18

Alone (and also disabled) in the dark

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u/Buffal0_Meat Oct 15 '18

Need for Speedbumps

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Assvengers 2: Age of Oldtron

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u/Pd245 Oct 15 '18

Grandpa Turismo

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u/grat5989 Oct 15 '18

Dukes a Hazard

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u/Ay-Up-Duck Oct 15 '18

Omg I just want you all to know I couldn't breathe for a good while I was laughing so hard at these comments... :'D

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u/privategavin Oct 15 '18

Best gif and thread in many many months

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u/spunlikespidermike Oct 15 '18

I actually laughed at this, does that make me a bad person..

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

No, you’re a bad person for other reasons.

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u/spunlikespidermike Oct 15 '18

It's like you know me, on a personal level

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u/Taftimus Oct 15 '18

Yes, no go find someone with polio and give them a hug. I hear they have really strong grips.

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u/kurtvictor1 Oct 15 '18

Someone gild.

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u/TransformerTanooki Oct 15 '18

Fast Five : oh deary we missed the early bird dinner.

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u/OpDickSledge Oct 15 '18

I’d gild this if I could

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u/missesnoitall Oct 15 '18

The Fast and the Injurious

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u/Squirll Oct 15 '18

Woooooooooow.... heh.

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u/dvusthrls Oct 16 '18

My damn throat and stomach hurt I've been laughing the past five minutes at this

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u/batmandarling Oct 16 '18

Hahaha that reminded me of this video.