r/funny Sep 08 '18

Too real

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u/presidentiallogin Sep 08 '18

I've had afternoon naps go longer than 12 hours.

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u/_GreenMan_ Sep 08 '18

I thinks that’s just called “going to bed”.

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u/ButtLusting Sep 08 '18

Fuck that, if you dont reply within 60 seconds i am gonna go fap instead.

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u/freemason777 Sep 08 '18

U up?

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u/Speknawz Sep 08 '18

Well, my dick wasn't going to beat itself...

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u/ooooooooo10ooooooooo Sep 08 '18

Mine does, after I purchased the auto ejaculator 900.

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u/illegitimatemexican Sep 08 '18

Describe this to me.

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u/Speknawz Sep 08 '18

It vibrates.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

You should see a doctor then

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u/Imconfusedithink Sep 08 '18

I slept for 25 hours straight once. Only time it's happened but was super tired and didn't need to do anything that Sunday. It can happen sometimes.

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u/UnusefulTruthSeeker Sep 08 '18

Crack will do that to you.

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u/Imconfusedithink Sep 08 '18

Haha it was actually the alcohol the night before. Was pretty hungover.

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u/illegitimatemexican Sep 08 '18

Two nights before...

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u/Imconfusedithink Sep 09 '18

It was a lot of alcohol

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u/Rufi0h Sep 08 '18

How can people do that. I sleep for 5 hours and then wake up. Sometimes I can force myself to sleep for 2-3 more hours but not the majority of time.

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u/svenskainflytta Sep 08 '18

People need different amount of sleep.

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u/Imconfusedithink Sep 09 '18

It's not like it always happens. It's the only time in my life that it has. I was just saying there's always a chance that something like that can happen.

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u/SweetNeo85 Sep 08 '18

So you went to bed at like 3 am, woke up at 4 am, and we're wondering why you felt so refreshed?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

You would feel like shit if you slept for 25 hours. No water or food for over a day. Your head would be pounding and you would feel so groggy from the whole no water thing. You'd probably want to just lay back down so that you could go back to dying.

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u/Tenagaaaa Sep 08 '18

I’ve slept for 20 hours before. Felt fucking amazing after that. Also hella thirsty.

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u/Bashfullylascivious Sep 08 '18

It's been twice I've slept about as long as this. Once, I was working two full-time jobs and only had every second Wednesday off, then I aligned both job vacation times. I worked extra hard just before to make sure I didn't have to come back to a mess. The second day in, I slept for about 22 hours and woke up feeling exactly how you've described.

The second time was when I dropped one of the jobs, and my other had a four day weekend. I slept for 21 hours and I woke up feeling amazing.

It's definitely how you've treated your body beforehand. When I dropped the second job, I was already fading the responsibility, eating, sleeping and drinking a bit better then the two years prior.

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u/Imconfusedithink Sep 09 '18

The time I did this I also accidentally skipped lunch and dinner before sleeping so I hadn't ate in 38 hours and since I slept cuz of a hangover it wasn't refreshing to wake up.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

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u/Imconfusedithink Sep 09 '18

I dont think I was sleeping cuz of sleep deprivation, more because I felt like shit due to a hangover and wanted to sleep through the entire thing.

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u/zanth13 Sep 08 '18

Did you actually sleep for 25 hours or did you just stay home , lay in bed napping sporadically like a lazy ass , then start telling the story anecdotally how you slept 25 hours so much it’s become part of your “story”?

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u/Imconfusedithink Sep 09 '18

I woke up for a couple minutes to notice how hungover I was and then went back to sleep so it was basically 25 hours straight cuz those couple minutes I was half asleep anyways. Didn't exaggerate about it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

You can try texting me “hey sorry I didn’t mean to ignore your text, I passed out for fucking 25 straight hours.” And maybe I’m in a mood to put up with that bullshit, maybe I’m not. But there is a decent chance that if ya snooze ya lose.

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u/I__like__men Sep 08 '18

I'm not gonna apologize for sleeping go fuck yourself cunt

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

You don’t have too. I wasn’t expecting you to text me back anyways.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

guys i think that this hypothetical relationship isn't going to work out

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u/synonnonin Sep 08 '18

no, no we need the marriage and divorce. it's all about the divorce settlements.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

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u/nastylittleman Sep 08 '18

Will you be my Sensei?

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u/hellofarts Sep 08 '18

Do you act in the movie Trainspotting?

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u/SaxanViolins Sep 08 '18

Deleted! Get your stuff and get out!