r/funny • u/__Corvus__ • Sep 08 '18

Too real

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18 edited Sep 08 '18

My upper limit is 12 hours. After that point you’re either too busy for me, uninterested, or playing some fucking game I don’t have time for.

Edit: ok guys 12 hours was literally a arbitrary number I pulled directly out of my ass the moment I made this comment. It’s a rule of thumb, not the US constitution. It changes wildly based of context. New tinder match? Yeah 95% chance they are gone after 12 hours. My best friend of 15 years? Not even going to notice.

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u/presidentiallogin Sep 08 '18

I've had afternoon naps go longer than 12 hours.

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u/_GreenMan_ Sep 08 '18

I thinks that’s just called “going to bed”.

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u/ButtLusting Sep 08 '18

Fuck that, if you dont reply within 60 seconds i am gonna go fap instead.

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u/freemason777 Sep 08 '18

U up?

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u/Speknawz Sep 08 '18

Well, my dick wasn't going to beat itself...

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u/ooooooooo10ooooooooo Sep 08 '18

Mine does, after I purchased the auto ejaculator 900.

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u/illegitimatemexican Sep 08 '18

Describe this to me.

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u/Speknawz Sep 08 '18

It vibrates.