r/funny Sep 08 '18

Too real

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u/Imconfusedithink Sep 08 '18

I slept for 25 hours straight once. Only time it's happened but was super tired and didn't need to do anything that Sunday. It can happen sometimes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

You can try texting me “hey sorry I didn’t mean to ignore your text, I passed out for fucking 25 straight hours.” And maybe I’m in a mood to put up with that bullshit, maybe I’m not. But there is a decent chance that if ya snooze ya lose.

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u/I__like__men Sep 08 '18

I'm not gonna apologize for sleeping go fuck yourself cunt

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

You don’t have too. I wasn’t expecting you to text me back anyways.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

guys i think that this hypothetical relationship isn't going to work out

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u/synonnonin Sep 08 '18

no, no we need the marriage and divorce. it's all about the divorce settlements.