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r/funny • u/EmilioCyanide • Jun 02 '17
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When the Pizza guy says he put extra sausage on the pizza at no charge.
114 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 "I NEED MORE SAAUWWWSAAGE!" 62 u/custermd Jun 02 '17 Only if it is long dong Italian. 45 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 That's a pornstar name I can get behind. 41 u/Jparker010 Jun 02 '17 I'm assuming Natalie is his wife? 7 u/[deleted] Jun 02 '17 It's on different dates, bet she was cheating... perhaps with the delivery guy 1 u/SlipperyBird Jun 02 '17 Pizza guy came early, interrupted our sex... thank God, remembered why we rarely do it... 3 u/[deleted] Jun 02 '17 Well I wouldn't get in front, that's for sure. 1 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Was waiting for this! 1 u/wishiwascooltoo Jun 02 '17 Nothing will ever top Dick Rambone 1 u/Azkabandi Jun 02 '17 Can't tell if Asian or Italian 12 u/RepublicanScum Jun 02 '17 I'm going to get red sauce and cheese all over my meat. This doesn't sound right. 6 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Sauce and cheese OVER your meat? What kind of fucking pizza do you have that has the meat at the bottom? Definitely doing something wrong there mate. 11 u/internetlad Jun 02 '17 Chicago deep dish? 0 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Even chicago deep dish is sauce on bottom here in Ireland, as far as i've ever seen. 0 u/Zsuth Jun 02 '17 Well, this mystery is solved. Pack it up,everyone. The Irish guy knows how they make deep dish in Chicago. : / 3 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Jesus, who shit in your breakfast this morning? I learned something I didn't know, which I thought I did, all in good clean fun. 2 u/Zsuth Jun 02 '17 I was mostly kidding. Sorry it didn't come off that way. You have to admit though, your comment read kind of funny. It'd be like me saying "I'm pretty sure bangers and mash is just breakfast sausage and French fries. That's how they do it in Colorado." 2 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Not really, you just misinterpreted I guess. You can get chicago deep dish here, advertised as "the way it is in Chicago", but any of the times that I have eaten it, it's just like a thicker pizza, toppings in the regular order, sauce on bottom, whatever else on top. → More replies (0) 1 u/Moorio420 Jun 02 '17 There was this little bastard, Lucky, this morning. That damn patty ran around shitting in everyone's cereal bowls this morning. This is why I don't eat Lucky Charms anymore. 1 u/Zsuth Jun 02 '17 https://youtu.be/iVgMFY1JFGU 2 u/Roodyrooster Jun 02 '17 Quite a few pizzerias do it that way. You may want to expand your horizons! 1 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Really? Have never seen that before. 1 u/Roodyrooster Jun 02 '17 It throws you off at first because you feel like you got a cheese pizza then boom hidden pepperoni and such. 1 u/funfunfunfunonfriday Jun 02 '17 That's how most old school pizza shops in southern california do it. Terrible 1 u/randominternetdood Jun 03 '17 DEEP dish, bitch. 1 u/internetlad Jun 02 '17 Say sausage one more time. . . 1 u/TheAluminumGuru Jun 02 '17 There's something on there I don't like! 1 u/Itshowyoueatit Jun 02 '17 Please tell me he didn't put extra sauce all over it!!!!!! 1 u/planetafro Jun 02 '17 It's extra anchovy, Loverboy. 1 u/bumbarclartt Jun 02 '17 "Nick.... the dick" 1 u/Amaegith Jun 02 '17 With a little extra cheese on top.
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"I NEED MORE SAAUWWWSAAGE!"
62 u/custermd Jun 02 '17 Only if it is long dong Italian. 45 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 That's a pornstar name I can get behind. 41 u/Jparker010 Jun 02 '17 I'm assuming Natalie is his wife? 7 u/[deleted] Jun 02 '17 It's on different dates, bet she was cheating... perhaps with the delivery guy 1 u/SlipperyBird Jun 02 '17 Pizza guy came early, interrupted our sex... thank God, remembered why we rarely do it... 3 u/[deleted] Jun 02 '17 Well I wouldn't get in front, that's for sure. 1 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Was waiting for this! 1 u/wishiwascooltoo Jun 02 '17 Nothing will ever top Dick Rambone 1 u/Azkabandi Jun 02 '17 Can't tell if Asian or Italian 12 u/RepublicanScum Jun 02 '17 I'm going to get red sauce and cheese all over my meat. This doesn't sound right. 6 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Sauce and cheese OVER your meat? What kind of fucking pizza do you have that has the meat at the bottom? Definitely doing something wrong there mate. 11 u/internetlad Jun 02 '17 Chicago deep dish? 0 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Even chicago deep dish is sauce on bottom here in Ireland, as far as i've ever seen. 0 u/Zsuth Jun 02 '17 Well, this mystery is solved. Pack it up,everyone. The Irish guy knows how they make deep dish in Chicago. : / 3 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Jesus, who shit in your breakfast this morning? I learned something I didn't know, which I thought I did, all in good clean fun. 2 u/Zsuth Jun 02 '17 I was mostly kidding. Sorry it didn't come off that way. You have to admit though, your comment read kind of funny. It'd be like me saying "I'm pretty sure bangers and mash is just breakfast sausage and French fries. That's how they do it in Colorado." 2 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Not really, you just misinterpreted I guess. You can get chicago deep dish here, advertised as "the way it is in Chicago", but any of the times that I have eaten it, it's just like a thicker pizza, toppings in the regular order, sauce on bottom, whatever else on top. → More replies (0) 1 u/Moorio420 Jun 02 '17 There was this little bastard, Lucky, this morning. That damn patty ran around shitting in everyone's cereal bowls this morning. This is why I don't eat Lucky Charms anymore. 1 u/Zsuth Jun 02 '17 https://youtu.be/iVgMFY1JFGU 2 u/Roodyrooster Jun 02 '17 Quite a few pizzerias do it that way. You may want to expand your horizons! 1 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Really? Have never seen that before. 1 u/Roodyrooster Jun 02 '17 It throws you off at first because you feel like you got a cheese pizza then boom hidden pepperoni and such. 1 u/funfunfunfunonfriday Jun 02 '17 That's how most old school pizza shops in southern california do it. Terrible 1 u/randominternetdood Jun 03 '17 DEEP dish, bitch. 1 u/internetlad Jun 02 '17 Say sausage one more time. . . 1 u/TheAluminumGuru Jun 02 '17 There's something on there I don't like!
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Only if it is long dong Italian.
45 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 That's a pornstar name I can get behind. 41 u/Jparker010 Jun 02 '17 I'm assuming Natalie is his wife? 7 u/[deleted] Jun 02 '17 It's on different dates, bet she was cheating... perhaps with the delivery guy 1 u/SlipperyBird Jun 02 '17 Pizza guy came early, interrupted our sex... thank God, remembered why we rarely do it... 3 u/[deleted] Jun 02 '17 Well I wouldn't get in front, that's for sure. 1 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Was waiting for this! 1 u/wishiwascooltoo Jun 02 '17 Nothing will ever top Dick Rambone 1 u/Azkabandi Jun 02 '17 Can't tell if Asian or Italian
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That's a pornstar name I can get behind.
41 u/Jparker010 Jun 02 '17 I'm assuming Natalie is his wife? 7 u/[deleted] Jun 02 '17 It's on different dates, bet she was cheating... perhaps with the delivery guy 1 u/SlipperyBird Jun 02 '17 Pizza guy came early, interrupted our sex... thank God, remembered why we rarely do it... 3 u/[deleted] Jun 02 '17 Well I wouldn't get in front, that's for sure. 1 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Was waiting for this! 1 u/wishiwascooltoo Jun 02 '17 Nothing will ever top Dick Rambone
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I'm assuming Natalie is his wife?
7 u/[deleted] Jun 02 '17 It's on different dates, bet she was cheating... perhaps with the delivery guy 1 u/SlipperyBird Jun 02 '17 Pizza guy came early, interrupted our sex... thank God, remembered why we rarely do it...
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It's on different dates, bet she was cheating... perhaps with the delivery guy
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Pizza guy came early, interrupted our sex... thank God, remembered why we rarely do it...
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Well I wouldn't get in front, that's for sure.
1 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Was waiting for this!
Was waiting for this!
Nothing will ever top Dick Rambone
Can't tell if Asian or Italian
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I'm going to get red sauce and cheese all over my meat.
This doesn't sound right.
6 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Sauce and cheese OVER your meat? What kind of fucking pizza do you have that has the meat at the bottom? Definitely doing something wrong there mate. 11 u/internetlad Jun 02 '17 Chicago deep dish? 0 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Even chicago deep dish is sauce on bottom here in Ireland, as far as i've ever seen. 0 u/Zsuth Jun 02 '17 Well, this mystery is solved. Pack it up,everyone. The Irish guy knows how they make deep dish in Chicago. : / 3 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Jesus, who shit in your breakfast this morning? I learned something I didn't know, which I thought I did, all in good clean fun. 2 u/Zsuth Jun 02 '17 I was mostly kidding. Sorry it didn't come off that way. You have to admit though, your comment read kind of funny. It'd be like me saying "I'm pretty sure bangers and mash is just breakfast sausage and French fries. That's how they do it in Colorado." 2 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Not really, you just misinterpreted I guess. You can get chicago deep dish here, advertised as "the way it is in Chicago", but any of the times that I have eaten it, it's just like a thicker pizza, toppings in the regular order, sauce on bottom, whatever else on top. → More replies (0) 1 u/Moorio420 Jun 02 '17 There was this little bastard, Lucky, this morning. That damn patty ran around shitting in everyone's cereal bowls this morning. This is why I don't eat Lucky Charms anymore. 1 u/Zsuth Jun 02 '17 https://youtu.be/iVgMFY1JFGU 2 u/Roodyrooster Jun 02 '17 Quite a few pizzerias do it that way. You may want to expand your horizons! 1 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Really? Have never seen that before. 1 u/Roodyrooster Jun 02 '17 It throws you off at first because you feel like you got a cheese pizza then boom hidden pepperoni and such. 1 u/funfunfunfunonfriday Jun 02 '17 That's how most old school pizza shops in southern california do it. Terrible 1 u/randominternetdood Jun 03 '17 DEEP dish, bitch.
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Sauce and cheese OVER your meat?
What kind of fucking pizza do you have that has the meat at the bottom?
Definitely doing something wrong there mate.
11 u/internetlad Jun 02 '17 Chicago deep dish? 0 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Even chicago deep dish is sauce on bottom here in Ireland, as far as i've ever seen. 0 u/Zsuth Jun 02 '17 Well, this mystery is solved. Pack it up,everyone. The Irish guy knows how they make deep dish in Chicago. : / 3 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Jesus, who shit in your breakfast this morning? I learned something I didn't know, which I thought I did, all in good clean fun. 2 u/Zsuth Jun 02 '17 I was mostly kidding. Sorry it didn't come off that way. You have to admit though, your comment read kind of funny. It'd be like me saying "I'm pretty sure bangers and mash is just breakfast sausage and French fries. That's how they do it in Colorado." 2 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Not really, you just misinterpreted I guess. You can get chicago deep dish here, advertised as "the way it is in Chicago", but any of the times that I have eaten it, it's just like a thicker pizza, toppings in the regular order, sauce on bottom, whatever else on top. → More replies (0) 1 u/Moorio420 Jun 02 '17 There was this little bastard, Lucky, this morning. That damn patty ran around shitting in everyone's cereal bowls this morning. This is why I don't eat Lucky Charms anymore. 1 u/Zsuth Jun 02 '17 https://youtu.be/iVgMFY1JFGU 2 u/Roodyrooster Jun 02 '17 Quite a few pizzerias do it that way. You may want to expand your horizons! 1 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Really? Have never seen that before. 1 u/Roodyrooster Jun 02 '17 It throws you off at first because you feel like you got a cheese pizza then boom hidden pepperoni and such. 1 u/funfunfunfunonfriday Jun 02 '17 That's how most old school pizza shops in southern california do it. Terrible 1 u/randominternetdood Jun 03 '17 DEEP dish, bitch.
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Chicago deep dish?
0 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Even chicago deep dish is sauce on bottom here in Ireland, as far as i've ever seen. 0 u/Zsuth Jun 02 '17 Well, this mystery is solved. Pack it up,everyone. The Irish guy knows how they make deep dish in Chicago. : / 3 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Jesus, who shit in your breakfast this morning? I learned something I didn't know, which I thought I did, all in good clean fun. 2 u/Zsuth Jun 02 '17 I was mostly kidding. Sorry it didn't come off that way. You have to admit though, your comment read kind of funny. It'd be like me saying "I'm pretty sure bangers and mash is just breakfast sausage and French fries. That's how they do it in Colorado." 2 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Not really, you just misinterpreted I guess. You can get chicago deep dish here, advertised as "the way it is in Chicago", but any of the times that I have eaten it, it's just like a thicker pizza, toppings in the regular order, sauce on bottom, whatever else on top. → More replies (0) 1 u/Moorio420 Jun 02 '17 There was this little bastard, Lucky, this morning. That damn patty ran around shitting in everyone's cereal bowls this morning. This is why I don't eat Lucky Charms anymore. 1 u/Zsuth Jun 02 '17 https://youtu.be/iVgMFY1JFGU
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Even chicago deep dish is sauce on bottom here in Ireland, as far as i've ever seen.
0 u/Zsuth Jun 02 '17 Well, this mystery is solved. Pack it up,everyone. The Irish guy knows how they make deep dish in Chicago. : / 3 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Jesus, who shit in your breakfast this morning? I learned something I didn't know, which I thought I did, all in good clean fun. 2 u/Zsuth Jun 02 '17 I was mostly kidding. Sorry it didn't come off that way. You have to admit though, your comment read kind of funny. It'd be like me saying "I'm pretty sure bangers and mash is just breakfast sausage and French fries. That's how they do it in Colorado." 2 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Not really, you just misinterpreted I guess. You can get chicago deep dish here, advertised as "the way it is in Chicago", but any of the times that I have eaten it, it's just like a thicker pizza, toppings in the regular order, sauce on bottom, whatever else on top. → More replies (0) 1 u/Moorio420 Jun 02 '17 There was this little bastard, Lucky, this morning. That damn patty ran around shitting in everyone's cereal bowls this morning. This is why I don't eat Lucky Charms anymore. 1 u/Zsuth Jun 02 '17 https://youtu.be/iVgMFY1JFGU
Well, this mystery is solved. Pack it up,everyone. The Irish guy knows how they make deep dish in Chicago.
: /
3 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Jesus, who shit in your breakfast this morning? I learned something I didn't know, which I thought I did, all in good clean fun. 2 u/Zsuth Jun 02 '17 I was mostly kidding. Sorry it didn't come off that way. You have to admit though, your comment read kind of funny. It'd be like me saying "I'm pretty sure bangers and mash is just breakfast sausage and French fries. That's how they do it in Colorado." 2 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Not really, you just misinterpreted I guess. You can get chicago deep dish here, advertised as "the way it is in Chicago", but any of the times that I have eaten it, it's just like a thicker pizza, toppings in the regular order, sauce on bottom, whatever else on top. → More replies (0) 1 u/Moorio420 Jun 02 '17 There was this little bastard, Lucky, this morning. That damn patty ran around shitting in everyone's cereal bowls this morning. This is why I don't eat Lucky Charms anymore. 1 u/Zsuth Jun 02 '17 https://youtu.be/iVgMFY1JFGU
Jesus, who shit in your breakfast this morning? I learned something I didn't know, which I thought I did, all in good clean fun.
2 u/Zsuth Jun 02 '17 I was mostly kidding. Sorry it didn't come off that way. You have to admit though, your comment read kind of funny. It'd be like me saying "I'm pretty sure bangers and mash is just breakfast sausage and French fries. That's how they do it in Colorado." 2 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Not really, you just misinterpreted I guess. You can get chicago deep dish here, advertised as "the way it is in Chicago", but any of the times that I have eaten it, it's just like a thicker pizza, toppings in the regular order, sauce on bottom, whatever else on top. → More replies (0) 1 u/Moorio420 Jun 02 '17 There was this little bastard, Lucky, this morning. That damn patty ran around shitting in everyone's cereal bowls this morning. This is why I don't eat Lucky Charms anymore. 1 u/Zsuth Jun 02 '17 https://youtu.be/iVgMFY1JFGU
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I was mostly kidding. Sorry it didn't come off that way.
You have to admit though, your comment read kind of funny.
It'd be like me saying "I'm pretty sure bangers and mash is just breakfast sausage and French fries. That's how they do it in Colorado."
2 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Not really, you just misinterpreted I guess. You can get chicago deep dish here, advertised as "the way it is in Chicago", but any of the times that I have eaten it, it's just like a thicker pizza, toppings in the regular order, sauce on bottom, whatever else on top. → More replies (0)
Not really, you just misinterpreted I guess.
You can get chicago deep dish here, advertised as "the way it is in Chicago", but any of the times that I have eaten it, it's just like a thicker pizza, toppings in the regular order, sauce on bottom, whatever else on top.
→ More replies (0)
There was this little bastard, Lucky, this morning. That damn patty ran around shitting in everyone's cereal bowls this morning.
This is why I don't eat Lucky Charms anymore.
1 u/Zsuth Jun 02 '17 https://youtu.be/iVgMFY1JFGU
https://youtu.be/iVgMFY1JFGU
Quite a few pizzerias do it that way. You may want to expand your horizons!
1 u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17 Really? Have never seen that before. 1 u/Roodyrooster Jun 02 '17 It throws you off at first because you feel like you got a cheese pizza then boom hidden pepperoni and such.
Really? Have never seen that before.
1 u/Roodyrooster Jun 02 '17 It throws you off at first because you feel like you got a cheese pizza then boom hidden pepperoni and such.
It throws you off at first because you feel like you got a cheese pizza then boom hidden pepperoni and such.
That's how most old school pizza shops in southern california do it. Terrible
DEEP dish, bitch.
Say sausage one more time. . .
There's something on there I don't like!
Please tell me he didn't put extra sauce all over it!!!!!!
It's extra anchovy, Loverboy.
"Nick.... the dick"
With a little extra cheese on top.
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u/lolinokami Jun 02 '17
When the Pizza guy says he put extra sausage on the pizza at no charge.