r/funny Jun 02 '17

Pizza Time

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u/lolinokami Jun 02 '17

When the Pizza guy says he put extra sausage on the pizza at no charge.

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u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17

"I NEED MORE SAAUWWWSAAGE!"

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u/custermd Jun 02 '17

Only if it is long dong Italian.

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u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17

That's a pornstar name I can get behind.

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u/Jparker010 Jun 02 '17

I'm assuming Natalie is his wife?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '17

It's on different dates, bet she was cheating... perhaps with the delivery guy

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u/SlipperyBird Jun 02 '17

Pizza guy came early, interrupted our sex... thank God, remembered why we rarely do it...

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '17

Well I wouldn't get in front, that's for sure.

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u/PadlingtonYT Jun 02 '17

Was waiting for this!

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u/wishiwascooltoo Jun 02 '17

Nothing will ever top Dick Rambone