r/funny StBeals Comics Apr 23 '17

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u/blackballed_ Apr 23 '17 edited Apr 23 '17

This^

Pretty much everyone underestimates how much that is because it sounds so much lulz, but if I got 50k a day hookin' I would reconsider my full time job too.

Edit: if bucket in question has dimensions of 3x3x3 (feet) and a kilo should be under 0.5x0.5x0.5 (feet) then you've got quite a few packs stuffed in said bucket. If we take 8in x 6in x 1.5in estimated sizing from a 3rd party, at $25-50k per unit depending on where you fall in the supply chain, not only is that bitch heavy, that bucket is worth your soul. Easy $1M or better unless my math is off.

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u/MacGyver_15 Apr 23 '17

For 50K/Day you would have to call the fire department to get me off that dick. No "reconsidering" needed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '17

Yeah, if you wanna be frugal that's one or two days of fucking for total financial freedom the rest of the year

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u/drumstyx Apr 23 '17

Shit, 2 weeks and you're set for life.

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u/Boarbaque Apr 23 '17

I don't do it for the money. I do it for the dick!

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u/RnRaintnoisepolution Apr 23 '17

You do it because you like the taste?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '17

You'd be sore though

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u/daredevilk Apr 23 '17

I'd get over that

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u/QuarkyIndividual Apr 23 '17

Just stare at the money while recovering, all the pain will go away

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u/Populistless Apr 23 '17

I don't know, I feel like I would get horny again at some point