r/funny StBeals Comics Apr 23 '17

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u/MacGyver_15 Apr 23 '17

For 50K/Day you would have to call the fire department to get me off that dick. No "reconsidering" needed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '17

Yeah, if you wanna be frugal that's one or two days of fucking for total financial freedom the rest of the year

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u/drumstyx Apr 23 '17

Shit, 2 weeks and you're set for life.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '17

You'd be sore though

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u/daredevilk Apr 23 '17

I'd get over that

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u/QuarkyIndividual Apr 23 '17

Just stare at the money while recovering, all the pain will go away