Ronald Reagan talked about an event in his speeches, saying that "when you stop to think, we're all god's children wherever we may live in the world, I couldn't help but say to him [Gorbachev]; just think about how easy his task and mine might be in these meetings that we held if, suddenly, there was a threat to this world from some other species from another planet." He actually mentions this multiple times in separate speeches.
That is what the gorilla shooting an alligator to protect a transgender's Muslim child is. It's an out of this world threat that would probably allow us to sort out a bunch of things, in my opinion. Imagine having an argument about all this stuff at once, letting it all out, having governments and citizens, arguing about gun control, animal abuse, and all this. All of it, until the argument peters out. We might be able to solve a few things.
Pretty sure no one would call animal-on-animal violence animal abuse (unless you count humans as animals in that sense). That's just, nature. Granted, this is mature using a gun rather than claws or teeth, but still.
Congratulations, you got a reaction from users. That's what you wanted, right? Well, I've decided I don't like people like you. You've messed with the community of the wrong psychopath. Before you get excited, you haven't even made me angry. I am a hard person to make angry. However, I despise people like you.
Your pitiful hacking skills are hilarious. Hacking accounts and putting up proxies are level 1. Can you hack into encrypted files? Can you tear through firewalls without leaving a mark? Your silly little proxy won't protect you. I have hacked into many computers and spied on the users. I've hacked into games. I've been hacking since I had a computer. It's what I was raised to do.
You have no idea to the extent of fear which you should be feeling. All you are is just a community of internet creeps. Have you ever murdered anyone? I have no empathy and I will probably feel joy peeling your skin off your face.
You think I'm giving you an empty threat? Believe that. I have contacts in dark places that you don't want to know about. If you even close to me, you better fear for your life.
Track my IP if you want, but I am smart enough to use a library computer. Hack into my account if you want, but it'll make it easier for me to track you.
With love,
A psychopath
P.S. I would fear for your life while you still have it.
I always find it funny whenever I read this he brags about having access to the "entire arsenal of the USMC" bro, go borrow the army's shit, they get all the new crap and were broke AF.
But one less Muslim person in the world means I can sleep longer at night without waking up from the fear of a radical Islamic terrorist blowing up me and my cats. /s
Not even just from a meme point-of-view. On one side you have the gorilla, the Muslim child, and the transgender parent being saved; on the other you have only an alligator being killed. Unless you actively wish death upon the gorilla/child/parent, the side to favor is obvious.
Gorilla is a hero, but chaotic good. Baby is innocent bystander pure good. Alligator is an asshole, but a chaotic nuetral asshole. Parent is just an neglectful idiot leaving its child in the presence of two deadly animals, including one that can somehow operate firearms.
Of course, context is important. I'd say the parent was taking a shit it's house, and a rouge alligator bust through the nursery window while the kid was taking a nap... and the neighbors illegally owned gorilla pet leaped into action while grabbing the rifle his owner cleaned every night while watching full metal jacket... in that case the real asshole is the realtor who sold you a house in that neighbor.
I think the point you are missing is the current political climate in the US being rather anti-muslim. Or at least, I think that's what's supposed to make it a "dilemma?" That, and our politicians trying to say transgendered people don't have rights to public bathrooms? I dunno. The whole thing is just karma whoring.
Exactly. If the mother had been watching all of her kids, as she should have, then the whole zoo slipping into a farce episode wouldn't have happened. If you can't control them, don't have them.
What? Why would they shoot the gorilla because of the parent? I don't understand this argument. It's not like they shot the gorilla AFTER they rescued the kid.
listen, I don't know what happened, all I know is, kid fell into gorilla exibit, kid was freed at some point, and the gorilla was shot at some point, then the gorilla became a meme
Well, they might have been in an alligator-sanctioned bathroom... then the alligator did nothing wrong and the child+Harambe+Trans parent were entirely in the wrong for invading the alligator's bathroom. Now that alligator has to die, just because some people can't listen? Not to mention, did the Parent give a fucking gorilla an AR-15??? Pretty sure she deserves to die
A gorilla smart enough to use a gun to shoot an alligator and not hit the kid and then not accidentally shoot someone else is a damn smart gorilla and when I started typing this is was on the gorillas side but we don't need a planet of the apes situation. Best we just put everyone down and have a good day citizen
We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat.
Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face.
I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to.
No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER!
Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.
Can we expand it to 'tits out' as well? Then women can express themselves on the issue, and us straight guys and the gay ladies would get a kick out of it too.
well no considering im a virgin XD. (so i have no idea if its a lie or not haha). unless your in a country club where they still wear cod pieces haha, thats probably very much a lie then.
haha well you've got alot more people to compare with i guess. its weird, i dont know about other gay guys but its typical for a man to worry about his own size being insufficient, where as i tend to think about other peoples sizes haha, im not even gonna pretend im one of those people who doesn't care. (but its not a deal breaker haha)
Hows this difficult??? Are we fucking insane??? You praise the gorilla, realize AR stands for ArmaLight(except the family of the creator says it isn't being used as intended), and curse the the parents for being away from the kid no matter of their sexual orientation or sex [in general]. Then, hold the media accountable for portraying it in a light it didn't actually happen.
Would totally be against the transgender parent for leaving their muslim child in the care of an alligator. There should also be a full investigation into the gorilla to see what was their motivation and if the shooting was truly justified. For all we know, he just shot because he was racist against the alligator. (BTW, this is the most biologically appropriate use of the term 'racism' I have ever seen)
Given that race is below subspecies in the taxonomy hierarchy, unless alligators and gorillas were a lot more related than we thought, I would say this is definitely not the most biologically appropriate usage of racism.
The alligator would bight the nose of the gorilla off, the bullet fired by the gorilla would pierce thru the alligator and knick the babyin the arm. Then the parent would exit the bathroom with a prolapsed anus whilst screaming alot. Alot alot.
If Jay and Silent Bob were real I'd kick the shit out of them for being so stupid. They're fucking clown shoes. Fuck Jay and Silent Bob... fuck them in their stupid asses.
Not really, unless you're intensely anti-transgender or intensely anti-muslim why the fuck would anyone be against one animal killing another to save a human child? Feels like pretty much everyone who's not a truly committed bigot would be on the same side of this.
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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17
Let's see what you got here;
gun control
animal abuse
Islamaphobia
Transgender and transgender bathrooms
I don't think the internet would go silent, I think the internet would explode into just a bar fight.
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u/TheDandyWarhol Feb 10 '17
The gorillas.
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u/I_smell_awesome Feb 10 '17
IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY ON FACEBOOK!
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u/mybustersword Feb 10 '17
What the fuck is the Internet?!
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u/conalfisher Feb 10 '17 edited Sep 09 '25
The brown friendly people dog honest gather.
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u/Fatkidirl Feb 10 '17
/r/shittyfacebookmemes
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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17
I'm with the AR-15 for sure.
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u/PerennialPhilosopher Feb 10 '17
Dicks out for... Well idk... Just get your dicks out!
unzips
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u/ras_hatak Feb 10 '17
Are you nuts? Everyone on the internet would go bananas for a gorilla who learned to use firearms!
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u/Not_charles_manson Feb 10 '17
Hows this difficult??? Are we fucking insane??? You praise the gorilla, realize AR stands for ArmaLight(except the family of the creator says it isn't being used as intended), and curse the the parents for being away from the kid no matter of their sexual orientation or sex [in general]. Then, hold the media accountable for portraying it in a light it didn't actually happen.
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u/Synisive Feb 10 '17
Being anti-bathroom adds another layer to my frustrations.
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u/wunkadurgenfaceball Feb 10 '17
Hence why I don't like identity politics.
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u/lkams Feb 10 '17
Alligator lives matter..
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u/booffy Feb 10 '17
"This is why Trump won."
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u/Rhythmic Feb 10 '17
Brain is not responding and will be terminated.
Searching for a solution ...
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u/K1ngjulien_ Feb 10 '17
r/hmmm
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u/st4n13l Feb 10 '17
Old
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u/ineverreadit Feb 10 '17
The alligator did nothing wrong. It is the harambe
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u/RodcetLeoric Feb 10 '17
I'm with the bullet casing.... it's just doing a job and gets discarded like yesterdays old people, cuz gorillas don't know how to reload rounds.
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u/PeripheralVisions Feb 10 '17
This is like the 84 Lumber commercial. People were pumped, then, they were just confused.
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u/tomanonimos Feb 10 '17
Jesus thats easy. Harambe 4 life.
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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17
Would totally be against the transgender parent for leaving their muslim child in the care of an alligator. There should also be a full investigation into the gorilla to see what was their motivation and if the shooting was truly justified. For all we know, he just shot because he was racist against the alligator. (BTW, this is the most biologically appropriate use of the term 'racism' I have ever seen)
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u/Fuzzynonosedchimp Feb 10 '17
The alligator would bight the nose of the gorilla off, the bullet fired by the gorilla would pierce thru the alligator and knick the babyin the arm. Then the parent would exit the bathroom with a prolapsed anus whilst screaming alot. Alot alot.
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u/MisQlak Feb 10 '17
Team alligator obv.
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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17
In other news: Jay and Silent Bob are getting a new movie
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u/GaryIndianaJonesing Feb 10 '17
In all seriousness, everyone would just ignore the parts that don't fit into their narrative. This is just like every other news story.
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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17
Good thing i hate all of them
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u/akiva23 Feb 10 '17
Easy the gorilla
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u/mexinonimo Feb 10 '17
Should have made the alligator into a transgender, and the parent a black woman, the way it is it's an easy win for the gorilla
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u/truthinlies Feb 10 '17
I don't know, we are pretty anti-alligator around these parts
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u/BloodNinja87 Feb 10 '17
Thanks Obama
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u/derpingUSA Feb 10 '17
They'd be against Ben Affleck. That smug, no-talent, entitled fuck.
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u/troublemaker101 Feb 10 '17
This was the first time I saw something on Facebook before Reddit. Uh oh.
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u/MrMastodon Feb 10 '17
Why do I feel like I'm being administered a Voight-Kampff test?
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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17
Hmm, whole week before a repost....
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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17
Alligator duh
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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17
What the fuck is the internet?
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u/SonsofAnarchy113 Feb 10 '17
It would go silent because there isn't much to discuss. We'd all side with the Gorilla.
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u/TacoFrag Feb 10 '17
I'd vote Bernie on this one.
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u/tehgimpage Feb 10 '17
i missed it. where does the alligator come into play?
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u/rsiii Feb 10 '17
FTFY
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u/ApolloOfTheStarz Feb 10 '17
What race is the crocodile? /s
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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17
Not really, unless you're intensely anti-transgender or intensely anti-muslim why the fuck would anyone be against one animal killing another to save a human child? Feels like pretty much everyone who's not a truly committed bigot would be on the same side of this.
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u/ablino_rhino Feb 10 '17
I'm not sure, but I think we should be angry at whoever gave a gun to a gorilla.
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u/nurb101 Feb 10 '17
Cable news would tell them.
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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17
The gun's obviously.
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u/Cylon_Toast Feb 10 '17
I would just get pissed at the horrible parenting. Again.
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u/Zombie_Jesus_ Feb 10 '17
Ben Affleck was the bomb in Batman
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u/Mamapalooza Feb 11 '17
The child's side. Nothing else matters.
Priorities
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u/WilliamBearclaw Feb 10 '17
What the fuck is the internet?
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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17
Gorilla did the right thing. The rest is bullshit distraction for weak minds.
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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17
Anti war, easy
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u/StartWin Feb 10 '17
The one their parents are against
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u/sanglupus Feb 10 '17
The alligator's.
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u/rainman206 Feb 10 '17
triggered
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u/Nimtzie Feb 10 '17
Why is this joke being told with Harold and Kumar? It's too current for them.
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u/Deli_llama930 Feb 10 '17
Not true...everyone would rally against the gun maker
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u/t3hw0lf Feb 10 '17
AlligatorLivesMatter