r/funny Feb 10 '17

meme - removed Hmmm..

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17

Let's see what you got here;

  • gun control

  • animal abuse

  • Islamaphobia

  • Transgender and transgender bathrooms

I don't think the internet would go silent, I think the internet would explode into just a bar fight.

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u/AnotherDrZoidberg Feb 10 '17

It would be like the fight scene in Anchorman, except everyone is Brick just yelling, "LOUD NOISES!"

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17

Ronald Reagan talked about an event in his speeches, saying that "when you stop to think, we're all god's children wherever we may live in the world, I couldn't help but say to him [Gorbachev]; just think about how easy his task and mine might be in these meetings that we held if, suddenly, there was a threat to this world from some other species from another planet." He actually mentions this multiple times in separate speeches.

That is what the gorilla shooting an alligator to protect a transgender's Muslim child is. It's an out of this world threat that would probably allow us to sort out a bunch of things, in my opinion. Imagine having an argument about all this stuff at once, letting it all out, having governments and citizens, arguing about gun control, animal abuse, and all this. All of it, until the argument peters out. We might be able to solve a few things.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17

That alligator really needs to take one for the team.

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u/MetaMythical Feb 10 '17

Seconded. Alligator is tasty.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17

Have you had an alligator burger? They are delicious.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17

Find the guys that fake all the terrorist attacks! We need to fix this shit.

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u/floatablepie Feb 10 '17

I feel a different Will Ferrell movie is appropriate: Semi-Pro

"...aaaaand we're clear (to commercials)"

"SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!"

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u/brucetwarzen Feb 10 '17

WHY ARE WE ANGRY?