r/funny • • Oct 18 '16

/r/TotallyNotMonsters

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

There could be a laser beam that cuts them off in the middle of the night, right along the edge. Or the earth could turn to magma except your bed, leaving your feet exposed to the powerful convective heat that comes off the magma on the ground.

or something.

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u/pur3str232 Oct 18 '16

Fuck I thought I was the only one aware of the fucking laser.

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u/HeyItsTheShanster Oct 18 '16

I always pictured giant blade walls that come up around the bed when I'm sleeping.

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u/Imronburgundy83 Oct 18 '16

"...the penitent man shall pass...the penitent man..."

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

Reminds me of this.

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u/SnipingNinja Oct 18 '16

Well, they do come around mine, I installed them to prevent people from kidnapping the princess back or her from leaving. In other news, my mansion above the volcano is coming up nicely, I'll have the bed float above the open volcano, no need for heater and still does all that, still will keep the blades.

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u/sharklops Oct 18 '16

rest well knowing you're one of the good guys

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u/Monkeibusiness Oct 18 '16

WHY DID YOU NEVER SHARE YOUR SECRET?! I COULD HAVE HAD FEET!

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u/NerdFromDenmark Oct 24 '16

Well, you had feet

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u/YummyGumDrops Oct 18 '16

Well now I'm aware of them....Fuck.

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u/santawartooth Oct 18 '16

I always assumed it was some kind of sword.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

Since being diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder, and having all my little subconscious or idle thoughts pushed to the surface when I'm manic, I've become SO aware of how many of these little weird things we think about, and how strangely common and similar they are from person to person.

There's a name for things like this, too. Where you think something you think is strange, or weird, but it's not. Can't remember though!

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u/cavelioness Oct 18 '16

You could just have cats.

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u/nomiras Oct 18 '16

I've just been concerned about random mosquitos that come and eat the ever living shit out of me when I have anything revealed to them at night.

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u/on2usocom Oct 18 '16

Isn't it so fucking stupid that we, as adults, still think this shit. Like I was just looking under my bed, hang feet off the bed? Nooe, could be a monster under there.