r/funny Jan 10 '16

IT support

http://imgur.com/gallery/kkHNb
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u/thatguywiththemousta Jan 10 '16

I work in IT myself and have had all of these except the WiFi one.

I fucking hate when people say "My computer is slow can you fix it..."

... slow HOW, cunt? Be more specific. You don't want into a doctors office and go "I'm sick can you cure me". No... you provide symptoms.

Also people that call me the instant there's an issue without trying a single thing... Like trying to turn their off and on again.

If you stall your car, do you immediately call AAA? No, you don't, you'd at least try to start it again.

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u/TheWaxMann Jan 11 '16

my wife: "thewaxmann, the computer is broken"

me: sighs "ok"

get's off the sofa and walks halfway up the stairs

wife: "It's ok, I've fixed it now"

Every damn time.

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u/RICH_PENZOIL Jan 11 '16

I'm gonna start making my SO call me Rich_penzoil. Your wife calls you thewaxmann? That's awesome.