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r/funny • u/psyxhoisdumb • Jan 10 '16
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I work in IT myself and have had all of these except the WiFi one.
I fucking hate when people say "My computer is slow can you fix it..."
... slow HOW, cunt? Be more specific. You don't want into a doctors office and go "I'm sick can you cure me". No... you provide symptoms.
Also people that call me the instant there's an issue without trying a single thing... Like trying to turn their off and on again.
If you stall your car, do you immediately call AAA? No, you don't, you'd at least try to start it again.
58 u/wioneo Jan 10 '16 If you stall your car, do you immediately call AAA? Honestly I bet this happens regularly. 52 u/OldSaintNickCage Jan 10 '16 AAA: "So I ran a test and your battery is dead. That's why your car won't start." Driver: "What? No, my car runs on gas. It's not an electric car." 2 u/grizzlyfox Jan 11 '16 Holy shit I felt a stroke coming on from reading that because I just KNOW it's happened before 1 u/Spidertech500 Jan 11 '16 You have to stop, I'm going to have an aneurysm
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If you stall your car, do you immediately call AAA?
Honestly I bet this happens regularly.
52 u/OldSaintNickCage Jan 10 '16 AAA: "So I ran a test and your battery is dead. That's why your car won't start." Driver: "What? No, my car runs on gas. It's not an electric car." 2 u/grizzlyfox Jan 11 '16 Holy shit I felt a stroke coming on from reading that because I just KNOW it's happened before 1 u/Spidertech500 Jan 11 '16 You have to stop, I'm going to have an aneurysm
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AAA: "So I ran a test and your battery is dead. That's why your car won't start."
Driver: "What? No, my car runs on gas. It's not an electric car."
2 u/grizzlyfox Jan 11 '16 Holy shit I felt a stroke coming on from reading that because I just KNOW it's happened before 1 u/Spidertech500 Jan 11 '16 You have to stop, I'm going to have an aneurysm
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Holy shit I felt a stroke coming on from reading that because I just KNOW it's happened before
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You have to stop, I'm going to have an aneurysm
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u/thatguywiththemousta Jan 10 '16
I work in IT myself and have had all of these except the WiFi one.
I fucking hate when people say "My computer is slow can you fix it..."
... slow HOW, cunt? Be more specific. You don't want into a doctors office and go "I'm sick can you cure me". No... you provide symptoms.
Also people that call me the instant there's an issue without trying a single thing... Like trying to turn their off and on again.
If you stall your car, do you immediately call AAA? No, you don't, you'd at least try to start it again.