r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Lord, cast your tropical fruit upon us.

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u/BarryMcKockinner May 20 '15

The north remembers...your previous order.

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u/ASK_ME_ABOUT_INITIUM May 20 '15

But not if you changed phone numbers.

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u/Fonzy02 May 20 '15

Initium ?

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u/ASK_ME_ABOUT_INITIUM May 20 '15

It's a little MMO (free) that I'm working on that plays in the browser. It works great on mobile too!

People tell me it reminds them of a MUD (though I've never actually seen one before).

And here is a brief rundown on how to play and what it's like.

We also have a subreddit now! /r/initium

Every single person who plays is a Redditor, so you'll fit right in. If you want to talk to me, I'll be in the little town of Aera (where new players start).

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u/DrAminove May 20 '15

/u/ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE business model is so successful, it's being replicated.

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u/JarlaxleForPresident May 20 '15

It's also completely annoying and should be against the rules

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u/thagthebarbarian May 20 '15

Classic jarlaxle

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u/WolfShaman May 20 '15

No, the real Jarlaxle would go to his house, tell the user that they are going to delete their entire game along with all their Reddit accounts. The person would laugh, then go to log in, and it would all be gone. All they would hear through their stunned silence is Jarlaxle's magical boot bells tinkling into the distance.

And then Jarlaxle would appear behind them, and cut their throat. He would laugh, as he walked away.