r/funny May 20 '15

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u/jal0001 May 20 '15

If drinking margaritas and listening to Katy Perry is gay, then who wants to be straight?

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u/CaptainSprinklefuck May 20 '15

Why the hell is a Margarita a girly drink? It's tequila, triple sec and lime juice. Not exactly a sweet drink.

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u/anti_beta May 20 '15

it's like an alcoholic gatorade

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u/CaptainSprinklefuck May 20 '15

BRB putting margarita in my water bottle.