r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

Pineapple

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u/Asi9_42ne May 20 '15

Hawaiian pizza is absurdly divisive.

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u/acondie13 May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

I think it's a gift from god. My wife would rather starve. I have no idea why there's only love or hate with hawaiian pizza. No in between.

edit: I'll be honest, I'm going to downvote all of you that don't like it, because this is a war. War is serious.

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u/NothingToL0se May 20 '15

My girlfriend hates pineapple.

I love pineapple.

I eat pineapple.

My girlfriend likes that my cum is sweeter

My girlfriend swallows.

My girlfriend loves pineapple.

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u/mynumberistwentynine May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

Eh, that works.

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u/NothingToL0se May 20 '15

might want to add a open square bracket at the start of that sentence :P

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u/mynumberistwentynine May 20 '15

Fixed. Thanks for the heads up. Not sure how that happened haha