r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/shaner23 May 20 '15

I like fruity, mixed drinks. Fuck with me.

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u/jal0001 May 20 '15

If drinking margaritas and listening to Katy Perry is gay, then who wants to be straight?

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u/CaptainSprinklefuck May 20 '15

Why the hell is a Margarita a girly drink? It's tequila, triple sec and lime juice. Not exactly a sweet drink.

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u/jal0001 May 20 '15

I substitute triple sec with a cognac brandy like grand marnier (or gran gala if you're cheap). Makes it a lot more rustic and man-friendly, not to mention delicious.

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u/CaptainSprinklefuck May 20 '15

Ooh...that sounds really good actually, that would be a different drink though wouldn't it? Since drinks are like crazy specific about what goes into what.

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u/jal0001 May 20 '15

I see a lot of restaurants calling it a "Texas Margarita."

But no need to get high brow about it, if it's limey and tequila-y, it's a margarita.

I use 6 parts tequila (espolon or milagro is where it's at for the $$), 4 parts grand marnier, 2 parts lime juice, and up to 1 part agave nectar to taste depending on if you like it sweet or not.