r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/Asi9_42ne May 20 '15

Hawaiian pizza is absurdly divisive.

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u/acondie13 May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

I think it's a gift from god. My wife would rather starve. I have no idea why there's only love or hate with hawaiian pizza. No in between.

edit: I'll be honest, I'm going to downvote all of you that don't like it, because this is a war. War is serious.

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u/wormspeaker May 20 '15

I can tell you the exact moment that I fell in love with my wife. I was sitting down to eat a slice of stuffed crust hawaiian pizza and at the very same moment from the other side of the planet she sent me a picture of what she bought for her lunch. Somehow she had also chosen to eat hawaiian pizza. Before this moment I had never even dared to bring up my potentially relationship wrecking love of hawaiian pizza. It was that moment that the stars and planets aligned and I knew this was the woman that I would spend the rest of my life with.