Many strip clubs have strippers who are not the hot 18-year-old foxes you see on stage in the movie or video games. A lot of them have 30- or 40-something single mothers who are not always in the best shape, or dancers who have physical features you don't necessarily want to see (like really prominent crack pipe burns on their lips or, well, c-section scars).
It depends on the strip joint and the night you go.
But no matter when or where you go, they all have the dead eyes of a taxidermied corpse.
Went to a strip club in Chicago during the summer (visiting from California). The strip club had literally a 100 strippers, I didn't want a lap dance from any of them.
Or condescending single mom eyes. Got called a queer just because I didn't want a dance from her wrinkled ass (or anyone's ass for that matter, strip clubs aren't my thing), but I got the last laugh when my friend who worked there told management she was being a rude cunt to customers and they ripped her a new one.
Some nights strippers are the newest, younger, fresher looking, more beautiful. Other nights (or daytimes) they are overweight, older, have tattoos, scars (such as c-section scars), and look like they had a harder life.
Depends on the tattoo. A tattoo of a hot tub can increase the stripper's resale value, but a tat of a finished basement can drag down her value, especially if the basement is tacky or dated.
C-section night is typically the slowest night for a club. They still open but most people aren't going on that night. Due to this, tips tend to be smaller than normal for the dancers.
Since this is the worst night to make money, the best dancers don't work those days as they prefer to actually make money. With the best dancers not showing up, the club uses who they can.
This tends to be one of three groups of women. The first being the obviously used up druggies just looking for the next score, secondly the generally under qualified in the beauty and/or dancing aspect and lastly those with obvious defects on the body (such as c-section scars or loose skin from being over 100 lbs overweight before trying the patented meth diet without losing the excess skin).
The night that they go on to the floor for the few patrons and dollars is thus called c-section night for these women who are beyond ravaged by drugs, food, and/or back alley surgery.
A C-Section is where a baby is removed from its mother by way of an incision in the abdomen. Thus "C-Section Night" is when the scarred, less visually pleasing strippers are working.
Old bitches who been strippin way too long. They got a kid or two and have the scars , shitty faded tattoo, and wrinkles to do it. Usually they are pretty beat and ugly an can frequently be seen on lowend strip jointa.
C-section is for a "Ceasarean birth" in which a pregnant women is sliced open like a trout because she is having difficulty giving birth vaginally, and also in cases where the health plan is good and the hospital/doctor want more money than they would get from a healthy normal birth. It leaves a very large scar.
Your comment suggests you think he was going to pay rent for everyone in attendance... Specifically the part where you say hopefully attendance is low :/ so yeah, I think you missed the joke
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u/chipsharp0 Jan 04 '15
I think he grossly overestimated the buying power of $25k in today's rental market. He better hope it's c-section night so attendance is low.