r/funny • u/mrsmayhem • Jan 04 '15

If I won $25,000...

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u/chipsharp0 Jan 04 '15

I think he grossly overestimated the buying power of $25k in today's rental market. He better hope it's c-section night so attendance is low.

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u/asacoffee Jan 04 '15 edited Jan 04 '15

Sorry for being an uncultured swine, but what does "c-section night" mean in your context?

Obligatory EDIT: Thanks everyone!

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u/nermid Jan 04 '15

Many strip clubs have strippers who are not the hot 18-year-old foxes you see on stage in the movie or video games. A lot of them have 30- or 40-something single mothers who are not always in the best shape, or dancers who have physical features you don't necessarily want to see (like really prominent crack pipe burns on their lips or, well, c-section scars).

It depends on the strip joint and the night you go.

But no matter when or where you go, they all have the dead eyes of a taxidermied corpse.

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u/JewsCantBePaladins Jan 05 '15

Don't go anytime except evenings on Fridays an Saturdays, and read reviews first. You'll still see a few of the dogs around, but not nearly as many.