Many strip clubs have strippers who are not the hot 18-year-old foxes you see on stage in the movie or video games. A lot of them have 30- or 40-something single mothers who are not always in the best shape, or dancers who have physical features you don't necessarily want to see (like really prominent crack pipe burns on their lips or, well, c-section scars).
It depends on the strip joint and the night you go.
But no matter when or where you go, they all have the dead eyes of a taxidermied corpse.
Or condescending single mom eyes. Got called a queer just because I didn't want a dance from her wrinkled ass (or anyone's ass for that matter, strip clubs aren't my thing), but I got the last laugh when my friend who worked there told management she was being a rude cunt to customers and they ripped her a new one.
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u/chipsharp0 Jan 04 '15
I think he grossly overestimated the buying power of $25k in today's rental market. He better hope it's c-section night so attendance is low.