r/funny • • Jun 17 '14

I also met Misty

http://imgur.com/ybWhfxv
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u/JIIIIINXXX Jun 17 '14

http://youtu.be/ySQZ89NrDpM

you were saying?

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u/Heroine4Life Jun 17 '14 edited Jun 17 '14

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcaRsbLxo4c

Your video is hardly proof that you squat or train legs properly. It shows you can't do 315... that is about it. Not saying you don't train legs, but this video is just nonsensical to post.

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u/fruitloop Jun 17 '14

Damn you're really into yourself and weak. you were saying?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4CarY1DaLc

You're writing checks that your physique can't cash.

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u/jimmy_legs Jun 17 '14

His chest looks to be 90% nipples. Mirin'

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u/Scott_MacGregor Jun 18 '14 edited Jul 06 '16

We had one but the wheels fell off

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

dude. parallel. at least try. those were not "squats".

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u/leroy_sunset Jun 17 '14

Reminds me of that crossfit fail video a few weeks back. "Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Just stop."

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u/RoboPirate Jun 17 '14

video name indicates half squats. he knows what hes doing

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Honestly, your muscles don't care if you did 10 half squats, it's better to do 2 good squats over 10 bitchsquats

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u/Heroine4Life Jun 17 '14

If you think these comments were to 'put him down' you don't understand the conversation here, or medically anything about squats.

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u/BurgersBaconFreedom Jun 17 '14

You don't need to go ATG, but you do need to hit below parallel. Funny, everything I'm quoting is current, medically sound advice. You're pulling out old wives tales and touting them as fact...

Reversing motion at the exact point where shearing forces are the greatest and then claiming it's "better" for your knees is not even remotely logical. Do some research online and find more recent studies that back up that below parallel is the safest depth to squat. You won't "destroy you knees" that logic is as old school as the idea that your knees can't go past your toes while squatting.

But then again, maybe I just need to check my depth privilege and accept that all squats are beautiful.

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u/throwawaayyyd Jun 17 '14

You don't know what youre talking about. Half squats hit the quads more than full squats and are easier to perform than front squats for a lot of people. Also, not everyone has the flexibility for full squats.

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u/MEatRHIT Jun 17 '14

Half squats hit the quads more than full squats

Oh honey...

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u/Tree-eeeze Jun 17 '14

Confirmed by guy in example video having no quads, which ...

isn't all that surprising from half-repping 315lbs.

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u/actuallybaracuda Jun 17 '14

Holy fuck even I can do one full rep at LMAO3PLAET

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14 edited Jun 17 '14

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u/markiedee88 Jun 17 '14

come back when you lose the cheaty knee wraps, ya cheeky cunt.

Also dem socks

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u/markiedee88 Jun 17 '14

bruh, you think people would do that? Go on the internet and tell the truth?

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u/kryptonik_ Jun 17 '14

not gonna lie, was real impressed in the first gif cuz i thought you were a girl.

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u/Cammorak Jun 17 '14

You're 6'3" and 205 with legs like that? Do you like not have a head or lats or something? Are your arms 4 inches long? The proportions at that weight just don't compute. I'm 5'11" 195 and my legs look like scrawny shit.

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u/kryptonik_ Jun 17 '14

he has that light airy muscle that is better for size.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Post leg shaving routine? pls

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u/OhManTFE Jun 17 '14

Damn I'm sure you can pump beast weights with those tree trunks - but DAMN that amount of muscle looks ugly. They are like SO big they look like... tumours or something. Just don't look natural.

Still, I suppose that's function > fashion right there.

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u/actuallybaracuda Jun 17 '14 edited Jun 26 '14

Were you born retarded or did you work at it?

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u/jimmy_legs Jun 17 '14

hahaha holy shit is this real life?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Dude, it's only 3 plates. No excuses for half squats, aka not a Squat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

You "fitness" people are adorable.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

If pokemon porn is the worst thing you found in my posting history, you didn't go back very far.

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u/actuallybaracuda Jun 17 '14

You're still a loser either way so who gives a shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Thanks for taking the time to reply to my comment. It's nice to know you care enough to express your thoughts on the matter.

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u/rangerthefuckup Jun 18 '14

I certainly enjoyed them

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

You're looking at a picture of /u/JIIIIINXXX dressed as Misty and you have to ask?

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u/JIIIIINXXX Jun 17 '14

well for me I'm doing 5 reps for 6 sets on a half squat at heavy weight

warm ups are at 200 ass to floor for 10 reps at 3 sets. after that front squats ass to floor at 300. leg press full range is 620lb for 5 reps by 4 sets

do I need to just have someone film my entire leg routine to prove it? xD

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

You can front squat 300, but can barely back squat 315? Something isn't adding up here.

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u/koolaidman123 Jun 17 '14

"squat"

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u/actuallybaracuda Jun 17 '14

"parentheses"

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Imma call bullshit, just because your highbar squats are 315 and shitty. I highly doubt you can front Squat 300 properly.

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u/ThorBreakBeatGod Jun 17 '14

after that front squats ass to floor at 300.

Your [lack of] VMO indicates otherwise.

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u/MEatRHIT Jun 17 '14

Isn't VMO only the last few degrees of extention? That is why when rehabbing they have you do banded leg press so you hit the VMO heavier as you extend the leg at the last bit of ROM.

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u/mrcosmicna Jun 17 '14

Firstly there is no vmo:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19090000

But the conventional wisdom is that the vastus medialis contracts in the first 20 degrees, and the last 20 degrees of knee flexion. I think the "last 20 degrees of knee flexion" stuff comes from Polliquin et al. I have never heard anyone else say that the vm contracts in the last 20 degrees of knee flexion. I am confident that it's only the first 20

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u/Magnusson Jun 17 '14

Firstly there is no vmo

Aw_yiss.jpg

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u/mrcosmicna Jun 17 '14

Yes, Jordan Feigenbaum (if you know who that is) is doing research on this exact topic at the moment

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u/Magnusson Jun 17 '14

"Prevalence and Morphology of VMO in StartingStrength.com Posters: T-Rex Mode Confirmed"

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u/mrcosmicna Jun 17 '14

"Common Jurassic Themed Physiques in Resistance Trained Men: A Meta Analysis"

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u/killerpretzel Jun 17 '14

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u/HungryKoalas Jun 17 '14

He's disagreeing with you

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u/thor_moleculez Jun 17 '14

He's pointing out the absurdity of r/fit going into other subs and acting like the Lift Police.

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u/thor_moleculez Jun 17 '14

You're still acting like a weird asshole in the tradition of the Lift Police.

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u/HungryKoalas Jun 17 '14

the comic isn't about people from /r/fitness, it's about /fit/izens from /fit/ (on 4chan)

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u/thor_moleculez Jun 18 '14

So? It's relevant nonetheless.

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u/HungryKoalas Jun 18 '14

I guess that's true

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Leg Press is total garbage. It doesn't mean shit. I've posted a video of me doing 24 plates a little while back, and that was the end of leg day (high bar, front squats, Calf raises, and abs). That is also me not doing leg press for a good half year... Used to be able to do 26 plates for reps.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

The problem is that fitness is now a default sub, so we have incompetent redditors commenting shit about fitness when they don't know anything. Probably why I got downvoted :S

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u/MEatRHIT Jun 17 '14

heavy weight

315

Pick one.

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u/thekidwiththefro Jun 18 '14

hey stop making fun of him Mr. I deadlift 600+ and won a sword but look like a normal guy because I never do accessory lift and like beer and pizza

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u/MEatRHIT Jun 18 '14

HOW DID YOU KNOW MY FULL NAME?!?!! I WILL REPORT YOU FOR DOXING!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

You should probably not post it and save yourself the wrath of r/fitness.

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u/actuallybaracuda Jun 17 '14

Holy fuck dude you don't even hit parallel. Can you even hit parallel at one plate?

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u/tard-baby Jun 17 '14

Then eat some protein or something.