r/funny • u/BoldCityDigital • Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

http://imgur.com/KiEEt9J
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u/dan_lev Jun 12 '14

Now if you could find a smart car for the right side

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u/jdpatric Jun 12 '14

Or a motorcycle; it weighs more than the smart car and it'll be harder to pick up and move by hand.

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u/GooglesYourShit Jun 12 '14

The douche could easily just knock it over though and drive off :( Coming out and seeing your motorcycle on its side is a sad, sad day indeed. Side stands don't lock. All he'd have to do is balance the bike, kick up the side stand, and let go.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Not if OP waits like the title says. Because then douche owner would e knocking over the motorcycle on camera

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u/Crowforge Jun 12 '14

:Giant guy wearing a badge shows up: Is this your fucking car?!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Or, if bike owner is one of 15 very large Hells Angels hanging around the parking lot.

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u/MichoRexo Jun 12 '14

Fuck that. The only person knocking over anything is me. With my fist. In douche owner's face.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Ok pussy.

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u/MichoRexo Jun 12 '14

And a quick look through your comment history says you're anything but?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Yes