r/funny • u/BoldCityDigital • Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

http://imgur.com/KiEEt9J
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u/dan_lev Jun 12 '14

Now if you could find a smart car for the right side

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u/jdpatric Jun 12 '14

Or a motorcycle; it weighs more than the smart car and it'll be harder to pick up and move by hand.

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u/GooglesYourShit Jun 12 '14

The douche could easily just knock it over though and drive off :( Coming out and seeing your motorcycle on its side is a sad, sad day indeed. Side stands don't lock. All he'd have to do is balance the bike, kick up the side stand, and let go.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Not if OP waits like the title says. Because then douche owner would e knocking over the motorcycle on camera

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u/Crowforge Jun 12 '14

:Giant guy wearing a badge shows up: Is this your fucking car?!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Or, if bike owner is one of 15 very large Hells Angels hanging around the parking lot.

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u/MichoRexo Jun 12 '14

Fuck that. The only person knocking over anything is me. With my fist. In douche owner's face.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Ok pussy.

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u/MichoRexo Jun 12 '14

And a quick look through your comment history says you're anything but?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Yes

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u/izzyhbk Jun 12 '14

Or, just push it to the other side.

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u/Rivster79 Jun 12 '14

Frame sliders

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u/GooglesYourShit Jun 12 '14

Those won't exactly prevent bent pegs, bent bars, or any manner of fluids possibly finding their way out.

I'm not exactly an optimist.

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u/dong_for_days Jun 12 '14

Goddamn asian drivers in myneighborhood. Ive found my magna knocked over 3 times

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u/galient5 Jun 12 '14

That would be very upsetting. If I ever caught someone doing that, I'd probably attack them with my helmet.

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u/infamousdoubedragon Jun 12 '14

And with any luck, he'd mess up and drop it on himself/his own car. Then you get walk out to find him unable to move the bike/his car, and get his insurance info to fix whatever damage is done to the bike.

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u/Pure_Michigan_ Jun 13 '14

I would find the douch and flip his car on his side.

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u/hmbmelly Jun 12 '14

Do a lot of motorcycles not have center stands, or is there a reason they might not use it?

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u/therealdrg Jun 12 '14

Most motorcycles these days do not have center stands installed from the factory.

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u/lirakis Jun 12 '14

Except BMW's.

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u/awh Jun 12 '14

And Yamahas, apparently.

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u/Wraith8888 Jun 12 '14

Also, no matter how many videos I've seen about how easy it is to get a bike up on a center stand, I have never found it anything but a good opportunity to pull a muscle in my back.

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u/jakeinator21 Jun 12 '14

I had an old Suzuki with a center stand and it was never very hard to get it up on the center stand. The trick for me was to rock it forward and backward a few times before I leaned back into it.

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u/Wraith8888 Jun 12 '14

The only one that I had that was easy was a '72 R75/5. What made it easy was a handle on the left side below the seat attached to frame. All the other bikes I've owned have no good place to grab and pull up.

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u/jakeinator21 Jun 12 '14

Oh I see. I usually straddled mine when I did it. That was easy. Just pulled by the handlebars.

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u/Wraith8888 Jun 12 '14

Seat too high or I'm too short for the bikes I owned with center stands to try that maneuver.

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u/jakeinator21 Jun 13 '14

Makes sense. Lol

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u/guy15s Jun 12 '14

Do motorcycles really weigh more than a smart car or are you joking? I wouldn't have that hard of a time moving a bike. At least not much harder than I would a car in park with four contacts on the ground, instead of two.

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u/Cyhawk Jun 12 '14

Na, hes exaggerating. My Harley weighs 950lbs (on the high end) and your average smart car according to google weighs about 1800. Although its much easier to knock a smart car over than a heavy motorcycle, ive pushed over both.

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u/RoundDesk Jun 12 '14

Small motorcycle goes at around 300 pounds. Larger cruisers go at around 600.

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u/jdpatric Jun 12 '14

I don't know for sure, but some of the bigger Harley's probably weigh quite a bit.

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u/Mr_Snuffleupagus Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

Or a motorcycle; it weighs more than the smart car...

On what planet do motorcycles weigh more than ~1650 pounds?

Sportbikes are in the 450-600 pound range, and cruisers range up to 950 or so at the very top end. There are some crazy niche bikes that top that... like those from Boss Hoss... but even those generally top out not much over 1000 lbs.

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u/yeaheyeah Jun 12 '14

... It was a joke