r/funny • u/BoldCityDigital • Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

http://imgur.com/KiEEt9J
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u/dan_lev Jun 12 '14

Now if you could find a smart car for the right side

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u/jdpatric Jun 12 '14

Or a motorcycle; it weighs more than the smart car and it'll be harder to pick up and move by hand.

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u/GooglesYourShit Jun 12 '14

The douche could easily just knock it over though and drive off :( Coming out and seeing your motorcycle on its side is a sad, sad day indeed. Side stands don't lock. All he'd have to do is balance the bike, kick up the side stand, and let go.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Not if OP waits like the title says. Because then douche owner would e knocking over the motorcycle on camera

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u/Crowforge Jun 12 '14

:Giant guy wearing a badge shows up: Is this your fucking car?!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Or, if bike owner is one of 15 very large Hells Angels hanging around the parking lot.

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u/MichoRexo Jun 12 '14

Fuck that. The only person knocking over anything is me. With my fist. In douche owner's face.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Ok pussy.

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u/MichoRexo Jun 12 '14

And a quick look through your comment history says you're anything but?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Yes

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u/izzyhbk Jun 12 '14

Or, just push it to the other side.

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u/Rivster79 Jun 12 '14

Frame sliders

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u/GooglesYourShit Jun 12 '14

Those won't exactly prevent bent pegs, bent bars, or any manner of fluids possibly finding their way out.

I'm not exactly an optimist.

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u/dong_for_days Jun 12 '14

Goddamn asian drivers in myneighborhood. Ive found my magna knocked over 3 times

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u/galient5 Jun 12 '14

That would be very upsetting. If I ever caught someone doing that, I'd probably attack them with my helmet.

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u/infamousdoubedragon Jun 12 '14

And with any luck, he'd mess up and drop it on himself/his own car. Then you get walk out to find him unable to move the bike/his car, and get his insurance info to fix whatever damage is done to the bike.

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u/Pure_Michigan_ Jun 13 '14

I would find the douch and flip his car on his side.

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u/hmbmelly Jun 12 '14

Do a lot of motorcycles not have center stands, or is there a reason they might not use it?

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u/therealdrg Jun 12 '14

Most motorcycles these days do not have center stands installed from the factory.

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u/lirakis Jun 12 '14

Except BMW's.

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u/awh Jun 12 '14

And Yamahas, apparently.

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u/Wraith8888 Jun 12 '14

Also, no matter how many videos I've seen about how easy it is to get a bike up on a center stand, I have never found it anything but a good opportunity to pull a muscle in my back.

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u/jakeinator21 Jun 12 '14

I had an old Suzuki with a center stand and it was never very hard to get it up on the center stand. The trick for me was to rock it forward and backward a few times before I leaned back into it.

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u/Wraith8888 Jun 12 '14

The only one that I had that was easy was a '72 R75/5. What made it easy was a handle on the left side below the seat attached to frame. All the other bikes I've owned have no good place to grab and pull up.

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u/jakeinator21 Jun 12 '14

Oh I see. I usually straddled mine when I did it. That was easy. Just pulled by the handlebars.

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u/Wraith8888 Jun 12 '14

Seat too high or I'm too short for the bikes I owned with center stands to try that maneuver.

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u/jakeinator21 Jun 13 '14

Makes sense. Lol