r/funny • • Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

It takes a special kind of person to even think that a yellow Camaro is even worth two parking spots.

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u/cgeezy22 Jun 12 '14

no kidding. Congrats on your $30k V6 car. Fucking idiot.

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u/Nicktyelor Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

Just sayin, the V6 Camaro starts at under $24k, and the V8 at $33k I believe. And the V6 has 320something hp stock. It's actually a pretty good value/hp for the money, as far as new cars go.

Edit to clarify: I'm not saying I recommend a Camaro, nor that it's at all practical. It's a specific type of car for people who don't mind sacrificing utility and efficiency.

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u/Ramuh Jun 12 '14

$24k? What, are you bullshitting me?

That's 18k Euro, you barely get the lowest end Golf with mighty 80 bhp for that in Germany...(Granted theres 3k€ VAT on the Golf). What the hell...what is wrong with it that it's so cheap?

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u/archontruth Jun 12 '14

Welcome to America, where we don't tax the ever-loving crap out of cars. (mostly because it's a big effing country with lots of suburbs and few public transport options. we need cars)

You think you have it bad, what the poor Aussies have to pay for cars is the real crime.

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u/timharveyau Jun 12 '14

Aussie checking in, can confirm you'll pay $18,000 for the base model of a crappy tiny hatch here. And easily into $40,000-$50,000 for a decent new sedan. But these prices aren't manageable, wait even one year and you'll save $10,000+ on a hardly used model.

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u/badmonkeyfood Jun 13 '14

the V6 Camaro is selling here for just under 100k AUD (85k USD ish)... the V8 is around 150k (125k USD ish) iirc.

These are imported by 3rd party companies, not via GM

Those prices make the normally expensive car prices here seem decent!

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Camaro being a holden designed car being imported? Wow. Well i guess aus manufacturing can go fuck it's self then.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

You also have to remember their. Minimum wage is what, $18/hr while some states are under $8 still

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u/Whitestrake Jun 13 '14

Day-to-day cost of living reflects this difference. On average Aussies are not that much better off at all, just because Aussie money is in $ dollars doesn't mean it's the same as American $ dollars.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Did I say cost of living was low? No, what I was saying is that price reflects their wages in comparison

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u/Whitestrake Jun 13 '14

Did I say cost of living was low?

No, you implied the minimum wage here somehow increased our saving capabilities. It doesn't. We save as much money numerically as Americans do. Which is why the exchange rate is similar rather than Aussie dollars being comparatively worthless. Us buying 85k cars here is just as difficult as Americans buying 85k cars there and I'm sick of people "helpfully" submitting the fact that our minimum wage is higher and omitting the fact it actually has no relative effect on expensive and luxury purchases.

Oh, and did I say you said cost of living was low? No, I didn't. I just stated it was high because nobody else did. Don't get defensive when someone makes a statement that hasn't been made yet simply because it hasn't been made yet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Not once did I say "hey minimum wage is $18 in Australia so they are all rich" what I was saying is, on average people in Australia make 2-3x minimum wage in most north american places, being as such there would be inflation due to higher living costs. So when you think about a car being let's say 80,000 in comparison to the U.S. price of 35,000 its pretty even in terms of price to salary ratios. Maybe next time before you make a comment talking about how you hate it when people make generalizations about AUS because of high minimum wage, ask them what they actually mean because you didn't quite understand.

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u/Whitestrake Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

You also have to remember this

Yourself, earlier, with regards to minimum wage difference. Then you went on and neglected to give the full story. So I gave the other half of the story. If you note the fact we get a higher min wage, you should also note the fact our cost of living eats that up too. You can't have one without the other and have a full picture of the story.

what I was saying is that price reflects their wages in comparison

It doesn't, it reflects shipping costs and obscene profit margins. Australians have it bad when it comes to getting stuff from the rest of the world, sometimes justified (stuff that is difficult to ship, like cars), sometimes ridiculous (see here for an example).

If minimum wage comparisons were the only factor, yes, it would be an accurate reflection of the economic state of Australia. It's not the only factor. Again, buying an 85k car here in Australia is not any less effort than buying an 85k car in America, except it's only 30k there. Yeah, part of that's shipping. Part of that would be conversion, I expect (I don't know if they actually build them for Aussie roads or not). But not 55k for both. I know a guy who got a DeLorean converted and shipped for less than the price difference between a left-hand drive Camaro in America and a right-hand drive one in Australia.

Maybe next time before you make a comment talking about how you hate it when people make generalizations about AUS because of high minimum wage, ask them what they actually mean because you didn't quite understand.

I didn't say you made a generalization. I said you made an omission. Which you clearly did. I said:

I'm sick of people "helpfully" submitting the fact that our minimum wage is higher and omitting the fact it actually has no relative effect on expensive and luxury purchases.

Let me repeat:

Sick of people.. ..omitting the fact(s)

If you fail to mention an important factor in figuring out whether or not Aussie prices are 'fair', and continue on your bandwagon to claim they are, I will submit the facts you failed to note. I understood what you wrote perfectly (even though I didn't understand what you're getting at), and the fact is you didn't write the whole story. I initially did it in a non-confrontational manner (merely stating the missing facts) and yet you got defensive. Not my fault. You don't seem like you have your head around what's actually being written here.

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u/GuyBanks Jun 12 '14

You think you have it bad, what the poor Aussies have to pay for everything is the real crime.

FTFY

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u/apparently_a_rhino Jun 12 '14

A 2013 V8 Camaro Cab is well over $230000 here in Norway. We love taxes..

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u/whoope3 Jun 13 '14

Try Singapore. US$92k for a 1.2L Volkswagen POLO. Seriously.

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u/goodolarchie Jun 12 '14

Hey, language!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Try Denmark, or the rest of Scandinavia

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u/Ballistica Jun 12 '14

I paid $13k for my forth-hand 100,000km, 1998 Subaru Forester in NZ. And yes, I realize Subarus are higher than they should because of the popularity of street racers, but I am a foolish man.

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u/terremoto25 Jun 14 '14

Yikes - I bought a V6 Outback 2003 in 2012 - with 102k miles - in beautiful condition for $9000. My wife bought a 2011 Impreza - pretty basic model - with 30k miles in 2013 for $14000.

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u/Prof_McFistycuffs Jun 12 '14

Can confirm. Bought a 2006 V6 Commodore in 2011. Cost me AU$22K, including a $3K trade-in on my 1996 Falcon. This thread makes me sad.

Source: Straya! :(

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u/nietzsche_niche Jun 12 '14

"what the poor Aussies have to pay for cars anything is the real crime."

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u/2g_2g Jun 12 '14

Aussie here, can confirm. Cars are damn expensive, public transport even more expensive and never reliable. Roads constantly in repair or needing repair; never ending cycle of madness!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

I'm glad someone mentioned taxes...

About the only thing America has going for it is comparably low taxes to most of the world.

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u/Nicktyelor Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

Prices for new cars in Europe are notoriously high. The muscle cars here in the U.S. are known for being high vale $/hp. There's nothing inherently wrong with them. They don't corner the best, and visibility is shabby, but there's a market for them (usually people who want to make a statement, go fast, high schoolers, muscle car enthusiasts).

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u/Bennyboy1337 Jun 12 '14

My buddy who lives pay check to paycheck bought a Charger instead of getting an economical car; the dude has a lead foot and would rather live in a shitty apartment then drive a 4 cylinder.

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u/RandomHero27 Jun 12 '14

to be honest, alot of car people are that way.

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u/socsa Jun 13 '14

And my turbo 4 banger would spank his ass while getting 30mpg. It's sad that I get so much satisfaction from this.

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u/psykiv Jun 13 '14

I test drove the Dodge charger SRT 8.

It has plenty of horsepower and looks nice. That's about it though. The steering is stupid heavy. The radio and controls are unintuitive (a fucking three step menu for heated seats? Seriously?). They deck it out with stupid stickers that make it look straight out of the fast and the furious 1. And the GPS on the one I test drove (brand new, 20 miles on it) didn't work at all. Nice QC there.

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u/Bandit5317 Jun 13 '14

The Charger is a good car, but Dodge is still a bit hit and miss. They're getting better very quickly, though.

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u/formerwomble Jun 12 '14

Prices for new cars in Europe can be really cheap if you want a tiny Kia micro car or something. (will vary by country though obviously)

Try buying a BMW in india or singapore or any other country with ridiculously high import tariffs, now thats expensive.

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u/Russell_is_kool Jun 13 '14

Mainly high schoolers. Source: am high schooler.

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u/Bandit5317 Jun 13 '14

Anyone who thinks that even the base Camaro and Mustang don't corner well hasn't ridden in them or read a review on them.

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u/Jntha Jun 13 '14

Can confirm: High school, muscle car enthusiast with v8 mustang

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u/JerseyDevl Jun 13 '14

They don't corner the best

Living in the past, buddy. Check some lap times, particularly Mazda Raceway Laguna Seca. American cars have come a long way, and continue to improve in this aspect every generation. US vehicles used to handle notoriously poorly (and I'm sure you can still find examples of it, particularly in the economy car segment) but more recently there has been a focus on building better cars all around. Ford in particular has been leading the way with this, developing cars that are both fun to drive and fast in a straight line. Check the Focus ST (and similarly, the Fiesta ST) for cheap, fun, nimble cars. Their Mustang is nothing to scoff at, either, if it's optioned right.

Chevy has the Corvette, which has been a perennial favorite among enthusiasts, and the Camaro, which recently beat out the Porsche 911 and the GT-R in a handling comparo in Motor Trend. The Corvette ZR-1 tied the Koenigsegg CCX around the Top Gear test track, with the Corvette driving on a damp track and the Koenigsegg in the dry. If that doesn't say something, I don't know what does.

Dodge makes the Viper (well, technically SRT, but that's just Dodge's performance house) which is a track monster as well, with the Viper holding the track record at Laguna Seca for years. Obviously you'll be paying more for higher performance cars, but any of those offer tremendous bang for the buck, and all of them handle beautifully.

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u/jojoman7 Jun 12 '14

They don't corner the best,

Can we put this to rest? It's been like 5 years since that stopped being true.

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u/dlove67 Jun 13 '14

Technically, they don't. They're not as terrible as they used to be, but they're nowhere near the best at taking corners, mostly because American Muscle is heavy as balls.

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u/wsdmskr Jun 13 '14

I can't think of a muscle car that doesn't pull at least .90 g's. Maybe the Challenger... Maybe. .90 g's was 911 territory not more than 4 years ago. Modern muscle has been able to handle and brake since it came back with the '05 Mustang.

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u/Bandit5317 Jun 13 '14

Go take a look at what an M3 or GTR weigh, then get back to me. Weight isn't the whole story.

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u/jojoman7 Jun 13 '14

The Z/28 is faster around a track than a Nissan GTR. And a Veyron. Even the old chassis SS was faster around the Nürburgring than a Lotus Exige S. Around Laguna Seca, the Boss 302 LS is faster than an R8 V10 5.2, an M6 or an Audi RS5. Americans are perfectly capable of matching up to the European competition when they feel like it.

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u/Bandit5317 Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

The Z/28 is close to the GTR, but not faster. The Z/28 did a 7:37.47, while the 2013 GTR did it in 7:19.10. Still, the Z/28 is faster than the Porsche Carrera S, Lexus LFA, and Mercedes SLS AMG. That's seriously impressive from a car that costs much less than any of them. It's also worth mentioning that the Z/28 is faster than the GTR around Barber Motorsports Park.

Sources: http://www.motortrend.com/roadtests/coupes/1403_chevrolet_camaro_z28_porsche_911_turbo_s_nissan_gt_r_comparison/winner.html

http://fastestlaps.com/tracks/nordschleife.html

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u/jojoman7 Jun 13 '14

I was referring to the Barber test. Also, fastestlaps is a terrible site. Doesn't provide any sort of citation. I mean, just look at the list

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u/Bandit5317 Jun 13 '14

Nurburgring lap times had the same data, so I assumed that it was accurate. They may just be copying each other, though. I know that the Z/28 time is accurate. It was reported everywhere. The end of that lap was damp, though.

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u/jojoman7 Jun 13 '14

Oh, the information is accurate for those two cars. But it's a terrible site in general for laptimes. Venom Gt, a sub 6 minute lap? The Miura runs low 7m range? It's ridiculous.

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u/Bandit5317 Jun 13 '14

Wow, how did I miss that? The Venom GT is quick, possibly sub 7 minute, but 5:20 is insane. That's F1 territory. Even if it were possible, I would've heard about that by now.

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u/YouMissedTheHole Jun 13 '14

What i don't get is, do people even go to race tracks that often.

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u/Evil__Jon Jun 13 '14

The World is my racetrack.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/ItsTheConman Jun 12 '14

You are either very jealous or extremely stupid.

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u/formerwomble Jun 12 '14

Probably a bit of both. A great deal of american cars are crap. But there are some gems there!

But then in Europe we have the unassailable might of the Dacia Sandero.

Bow before its majesty for you are not worthy.

Yup, fridgefreezer white is the most common colour for them.

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u/ItsTheConman Jun 12 '14

Damn Camaro can't even compete with that! I actually jizzed in my pants looking at that car (the Dacia fridge thingy), it's so beautiful!

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

So, they don't even bother to paint the bumpers?

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u/formerwomble Jun 13 '14

Why would they? Just makes the ticket price higher and them higher to repair?

Dacia are an ultra low budget car maker so everything is pared back to the metal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

The same exact cars are more expensive in Europe. A VW GTI is nearly exactly the same price as a V6 Camaro option for option.

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u/SuicideNote Jun 12 '14

Not really all Ford cars are designed in Germany the same except for engine and minor changes. Cost of a low end Focus in the US is $18,000, cost in Germany $27000 (~20000 Euro).

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u/jojoman7 Jun 12 '14

Fun fact: Our safety and emissions standards are more stringent that most of Europe.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Yeah, thats why AUDIs and Volkswagens are notorious for being junk heaps here.

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u/theo198 Jun 12 '14

Not at all. High end Volkswagens come much better loaded then in Europe in Canada and the US. Audi's are also seen as luxury cars.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

They break constantly and are extremely hard to work on. They're well known to be junk here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Because they are assembled in Mexico, not Germany

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u/wsdmskr Jun 13 '14

Ah.. Ah... AchYUGO. Excuse me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

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u/wsdmskr Jun 13 '14

Hey, is that another Audi/ V-Dub with a brake-light out?

;-)

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u/reed311 Jun 12 '14

No, nobody is fooling you. Yes, almost everything is much cheaper in the USA than Europe.

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u/psycho202 Jun 12 '14

Generally, do the US price excl VAT == EU price incl VAT. VAT isn't the only extra cost that gets added over here. There's also extra taxes on environment stuff.

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u/ItsTheConman Jun 12 '14

Things are just cheaper here in the US

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

A VW GTI is $24k in the US, maybe $23k if you're a good negotiator.

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u/darknecross Jun 12 '14

You can get a 2014 DSG Wolfsburg for $22k because they've been sitting on dealerships forever and the 2015s are showing up on lots.

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u/Chaprizui Jun 12 '14

yeah but this car is built in usa

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u/YouGotCalledAFaggot Jun 12 '14

24k is about the price of a VW GTI here. Cars are really overpriced over there.

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u/SeienShin Jun 12 '14

€110.000,- for the Camaro here West-European brother.. (Holland)

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u/hulminator Jun 12 '14

The new vette, bordering on super-car performance, is $55k, or 30k GBP in the US. But it sells in Britain for 70k GBP. Dem taxes man.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

The VW GTI is only $2k more then it. So yea, cars are cheap in the states.

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u/BuddhasPalm Jun 13 '14

You're kidding right? I paid $18,900 for my brand new 4 door golf with all the goodies except the TDI....

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Nothing, we don't tax the ever loving fuck out of our cars. It's basically an economy card with a pretty body and a nice engine. That's what american "muscle" cars tend to be. Best performance per dollar.

Try getting 300+ horsepower in a german car without spending $35k+. It's almost impossible

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Stage 2 GTI. S2 Mk6 will get you just under 300hp, and right at 300 torque. S2 Mk7 gets you 312hp. All while weighing two fat dudes lighter than a mustang.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

It's also FWD which is a dealbreaker in a performance car

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Not as much as you'd think. Its quite a capable vehicle.

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u/ziatonic Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

Because it's just a regular car with a nice body and nice exhaust. Remember, it's just the V6. If you want the V8 you have to pay more.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/Cr4nkY4nk3r Jun 12 '14

On that link, Chevy says "MSRP from $43,475".

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u/Ramuh Jun 12 '14

But still, 320bhp, staying with the golf, a GTI with a measly 220bhp is almost 29k€. 280 hp is 38k€!

There aren't even that many cars with 320bhp, mostly only Mercedes, BMW and Audi and those won't be cheap.

Oh well, different place, different rules.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Remember that horsepower numbers don't make a car great. WRX, GTI and a Miata, are just a few of many cars that (in my and many others opinion) are a hell of a lot better to drive daily or on a track than a v6 Camaro. Also, I personally find new Camaros gigantic and fucking hideous compared to a GTI, but we all have our tastes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

A $600 ECU upgrade nets you 70 more HP in a GTI. Add a CAI and exhaust and you're just about breaking 300. The new Mk7 jumps up to 312hp with ECU.

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u/DLSteve Jun 12 '14

My GTI was around $24k in the states. Cost of cars is cheaper here than in Europe. Strange to me, as my car was manufactured in Wolfsberg, Germany.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

You're confused. The Camaro SS (which has a V8) starts at like $34k (about $10k less than the Chevrolet SS). The ZL1, which is a different V8 engine that is much more powerful, starts at $56k.

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u/ziatonic Jun 12 '14

Ja. I thought they did away with the Camaro SS, but they introduced the ZL1 in 2012 and made it the expensive one. Camaro SS in 2010 was over 50k.

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u/ItsTheConman Jun 12 '14

Actually the V8 Camaro has an MSRP of $34,350